Why Trump Blocked Me — #Lyrics To A Slow Woke R&B Song

I’m listening to Jhene Aiko and she inspires me, and the hashtag “#WhyTrumpBlockedMe” is trending, so you get this. I’m just screwing around. I like to tell stories in verse and so you get this. This, as always, is a poem meant to be sung.

Why Trump Blocked Me
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

was it something I wrote
that the president gave time to note
my otherwise obscure existance
I didn’t even say
anything that would cause dismay
but Trump obvious is showing
he’s trifling even to this day

why Trump blocked me
is a mystery to me
why Trump blocked me
it’s got my scratching my head baby

the most powerful man in the world
is so insecure he can’t handle me tweeting
to him a few hurled insults
he is good at rhetoric it’s true
but, really, dude

there’s so much I could say
so much for me to ponder
but it’s not worth it at this point
just wish Twitter would block Trump
from Twitter if he is so easily out of joint

why Trump blocked me
is a mystery to me
why Trump blocked me
it’s got my scratching my head baby

[bridge]
I can see that you’re just
as perplexed as me
about what’s going through
Trump’s head

but one day this nightmare will be over
one day soon
we’ll have a new president
after the Senate gives it view

Author: Shelton Bumgarner

I am the Editor & Publisher of The Trumplandia Report

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