I just write song lyrics because it’s relaxing and it’s interesting to see how, exactly, it’s done. I like thinking up a concept then playing with it in verse. So, I like the notion of someone talking about black yoga pants because, well, they’re generally hot. I have decided to write this from the female point of view, because, well, it’s hot and both sexes like women talking about sex. I’ve used this concept before, but I’ve come back to it because it’s fun.
Black Yoga Pants
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform
I strut down city streets
knowing I’m making a scene
making a scene in my black yoga pants
all the boys can’t believe
what they’re seeing
but let me tell you buddy it’s all true
black yoga pants
black yoga pants
I got you in my sight
I know you want to touch
but what’s the rush
what’s the rush
I got the world in the palm of my hand
some things can be seen and not said
the stories I could tell, I could tell
would leave you still in your tracks
while I walk by in my black yoga pants
other girls ain’t got what it takes
they may make you smile
but me in my black yoga pants
will blow your mind
not knowing what will happen next
with every swing of my hips
black yoga pants
black yoga pants
I got you in my sight
I know you want to touch
but what’s the rush
what’s the rush
[bridge]
you think you’ve got me figured out
but I hate to break your heart
you don’t know what you’re saying
I’m your worst nightmare
and your fantasy come to life
my black yoga pants
are where your dreams come true
make you drool
what are you going to do
what are you going to do
what are you going to do
