In my imagination these lyrics would go a fast hard rocking song like R.E.M’s What’s the Frequency Kenneth. Let me be clear — I know none of these lyrics will ever be produced, but it’s relaxing to write stories out in verse.
Eat The Salad, Rex
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform
eat the salad, Rex
we’re all here for a nice dinner
with the Chinese it’s clear
latter complains won’t due
we’re here to make do
have a clue, have a clue, have a clue
we’re all going to tell the truth
the facts don’t matter
no matter how many people march in the streets
just do as I say
eat the salad, Rex
eat the salad, Rex
do as I say
do as I say
[bridge]
no one will believe you
no matter what you say
I’m going to gaslight you
until dawn breaks
eat the salad, Rex
it tastes so good
like it, like it like you should
I’ve told you want do
you’ll eat it if you know
what’s good for you
eat the salad, Rex
eat the salad, Rex
eat the salad, Rex
