‘Dear Jong’ — #Lyrics To A Woke Pop Rock Song

I’m just screwing around. This would have the same vibe as XTC’s “Dear God.”

Dear Jong
by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

Dear Jong
greatly appreciate your time
didn’t mean to make you think
we wanted to bomb, bomb, bomb
but don’t mind
we don’t want to turn you into slime

dear Jong
dear Jong
dear Jong

we made coins for the event
now they’re not worth shit
wish we could still meet
without missing a beat

dear Jong
we remember Otto Warmbier
and what you did to him
and what you did to him
and what you did to him

we don’t think you’re satan
but if you keep calling Pence dumb
we’re going to have you on the run
what can I say but you’re really lame
dear Jong

dear Jong
we remember Otto Warmbier
and what you did to him
and what you did to him
and what you did to him

[bridge]
when you’re not around
we’ll have you on our minds
as we bomb you to hell
’cause we think that’d be swell

so now we’ll start a war
with a mighty roar
don’t come knocking on our door
we’re going to mop you on the floor

dear Jong

Author: Shelton Bumgarner

I am the Editor & Publisher of The Trumplandia Report

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