#FOTUS: Elliot Broidy Was Shera Bechard’s Babydaddy, End Of Story (And, Yet….)

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Elliot Broidy is rich. Shera Bechard was pregnant. End of story.

1. Elliot Broidy had means, motive and opportunity to low ball Shera Bechard payment-wise.
2. Is there some reason why Broidy had to pick Michael Cohen to represent him or is there something that Coastal Elites know about these things that poor, bonkers, drunk fucktwits like me don’t?
3. That $1.6 million makes sense if it’s access money, not babydaddy money.

The hypothetical tick-tock.

At some point in late October – early November Bechard misses a period. She calculates in her who head who it could have been and the only person she had had sex with recently was Donald J. Trump, 45th president of the United States. Either she calls Trump or Cohen. TrumpCohen tells her they got someone to represent her, Keith Davidson. TrumpCohen think quickly about who would be the prefect fall guy and it’s Elliot Broidy. He’s from LA, they trust him and his wife is cool with it. They are either brazen, stupid or indifferent and they tell Broidy to use Cohen because of his previous relationship with Davidson in two other similar problems.

They quickly get down to business. The figure that the three groups can agree on to make all of this go away is $1.6 million. Broidy gets access, Trump eliminates an enormous political headache and Bechard goes away.

Cohen’s office gets raided and in an effort to get ahead of the story they leak the Broidy-Bechard NDA to the Wall Street Journal which doesn’t ask too many questions. Strangely, they decide to leak Bechard’s name later that same day. They release a tightly worded statement that as I understand it doesn’t even admit that Broidy had sex with Bechard (or some such) but was enough to deflect attention away from the issue.

They have plausible deniability and the only reason why I’m even talking about it is a Reddit thread sparks a New York Magazine article and there you go.

Guvf vf whfg fcrphyngvba, ohg vf vg cbffvoyr Furen Orpuneq arire unq gur nobegvba naq jung rirelbar’f yrneavat vf fur’f tbvat gb unir n xvq naq gurl jnag gb cebgrpg vg? Gung vg’f Oebvql’f naq fur whfg jnagf ure cevinpl?

Fgvyy qbrfa’g rkcynva gur $1.6 zvyyvba cnl bss. Pbura vf nobhg npprff, cher naq fvzcyr. Oebvql unf ab ernfba gb hfr Pbura fvzcyl gb pheel snibe vs gurer’f ab npprff vaibyirq. Oebvql zhfg unir xabja cyragl dhnyvsvrq AQN ynjlref va YN gung ur pbhyq gehfg. Pbura vf n svkre sbe Qbanyq W. Gehzc, abobql ryfr.

Bgure guvatf.

Bapr lbh pnyy ohyyfuvg ba ure pnfhnyyl orvat ersreerq Xrvgu Qnivqfba gura jung ryfr vf fur ylvat nobhg?

Orpuneq vf na npgerff. Crgre X. Fgevf vf ab qhzzl. Ur pbhyq pbnpu ure gb gryy nalbar jub nfxrq rabhtu gb znxr gurz oryvrir gur pbire fgbel.

Ohg ab bar unf rkcynvarq gung $1.6 zvyyvba gb zr. Lbh pna’g. Gung $1.6 zvyyvba cbcf bhg naq fvzcyl gryyvat zr V’z jebat naq gb fuhg hc qbrfa’g phg vg.

Author: Shelton Bumgarner

I am the Editor & Publisher of The Trumplandia Report

Leave a Reply