This is dumb. No one reads any of these or if they do they think they suck. But I can’t help it that Trump generates song titles and concepts without thinking about it.
Very Cool
Lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
Please give credit if you produce or perform
I can get away with anything
If I do it, it’s very legal, very cool
I rule this land with a very shaky hand
But like I said
I’m very legal
I’m very cool
I’m very legal
I’m very cool
And I rule
When will it start to sink in
That you’re going to be my friend
It shouldn’t be so difficult to see
That you were meant for me
I can make you an ambassador
I can land a man on the moon for you
What more do I have to do
Women let me blow their minds
The rails of success can’t hold me
‘Cause I’m bigger in life than on the TV
I’m always going to be kind of your heart
Make your eyes dart, dart, dart
When things break down you’ll see
I’m very legal
I’m very cool
I’m very legal
I’m very cool
And I rule
[bridge]
If I do it
It’s not illegal is what they say
So if we get all freaky
Then the only laws we break will
Those of sin
Where to begin, where to begin
I’m very legal
I’m very cool
I’m very legal
I’m very cool
And I rule
