by Shelt Garner
Well, so far I’m wrong about August this year. It’s extremely quiet. No major historical events. Nothing really bad has happened. Things are just cruising along smoothly.
Why, yes, I am trying to temp fate to see if I can get something, anything to happen interesting. Usually, this is the exact moment when all hell breaks loose — the quietest moment of the year when everyone of note is on vacation or getting ready for Burning Man where they do shrooms and fuck a Pleb from behind.
Anyway. I suppose it’s for the best. I don’t want anything bad to befall anyone. But it would be fun if something fun-interesting happened and we all talked about it for a few hours one afternoon sometime soon.