by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
One of the biggest kept secrets in politics is probably AOC’s smoking hot bod. She is very demure and modest in the extreme. And, yet, just eyeballing what we can see, we all know there’s an amazing body lurking under all those clothes.
Two things come to mind when thinking about this.
One is, why is it such a big deal if AOC were to walk around on a beach somewhere in a bikini? Why would it be THE END TIMES for people on both sides of the political spectrum? It’s interesting that we’re so hung up on the issue of a woman in power being seen in anything other than drab full length apparel.
The other thing is — how is it possible that there are NO pictures of her in a bikini anywhere to be found? People certainly do BELIEVE the pictures exist, because they keep coming to my site thinking my yearly musings about these non-existent pictures might lead them to the pictures.
Anyway, I’m in different. It’s just…curious. How she had the foresight to hide all those pictures from her youth before she went into politics is a very curious thing. I can’t believe that 21-year-old AOC didn’t walk around in a bikini at SOME POINT and got a picture taken of her.
Whatever.
