‘Thoughts & Prayers’ — #Lyrics To A Woke Power Ballad

The music to this would be a homage to U2’s Love Is Blindness. Again, I’m just screwing around. I’m in the mood to tell stories in verse, so you get this. This should fade soon enough.

Thoughts & Prayers
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

thoughts and prayers
come and go don’t you know
they don’t mean anything anymore
they just stop progress it seems
they make it more difficult for us
more difficult for us to act

thoughts and prayers
there’s not much they can do
we’re all animals locked in a zoo
the powers that be
make us feel like sheep
when yet another child is struck dead
from a weapon bought by a manman
legally, legally, legally, legally

thoughts and prayers
thoughts and prayers
thoughts and prayers
how do we stop the next killing
when all we do is offer, offer, offer
thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers

we need to act
need to do something for once
we have to believe in love
give hate a shove
our politicians are bought and paid for
it seems
when will we glean the truth
bring truth the sundlight
give us hope that is bright

thoughts and prayers
thoughts and prayers
thoughts and prayers
how do we stop the next killing
when all we do is offer, offer, offer
thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers

[bridge]
just give me some hope
give me a chance
that this isn’t our last gasp
let’s grasp hope for once
and do more than offer
thoughts and prayers

we’re all in this together
you know it’s true
why can we move past
move past for once
thoughts and payers
thoughts and prayers
thoughts and prayers

‘Good Guy With A Gun’ — #Lyrics To A Woke Country-Pop Song

This is a homage to Lynyrd Skynyrd’s Saturday Night Special. It seems odd to believe that there was the possibility of an anti-gun country rock song. But it exists. The music to these lyrics would be like that.

Good Guy With A Gun
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

they tell me that the cure
to all our problems
is a good guy with a gun
but I can only tell you
tell you true as can be
that the answer to our woe
ain’t more guns, that’s for sho

good guy with a gun
ain’t gunna fix nothing
good guy with a gun
is just a scam
we need to fix this problem
yes ma’am

good guy with a gun
good guy with a gun
don’t screw this one up son
good guy with a gun
isn’t the way to run

it seems like
every day we got more death on the TV
too many people are dying let me tell you
too many people shot down in the prime of life
at church, at the concert, God knows where else

good guy with a gun
good guy with a gun
don’t screw this one up son
good guy with a gun
isn’t the way to run

[bridge]
good guy with a gun ain’t the cure
it’s just a part of the problem
let me set things right
we need more control
more control of the guns we got
that’s for sure, right?

women and children shot dead
every time of day
when is this going to fade away
into the night
when are we going to stop hoping
that a good guy with a gun
will set things right

‘Army Of Spies’ — #Lyrics To A Woke Rock Song

This is about Harvey Weinstein scandal. It’s supposed to be an old school Radiohead type of song. That’s the vibe for the music I’m looking for, at least.

Army Of Spies
Lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

Asia didn’t want his advances
it was a land war she couldn’t win
but he demanded she pay tribute
she got it in the end
she screamed for help
but it was too late
his army of spies
were for to move on

an army of spies
surrounded his every move
demanded the victims stay silent
you could see it in their eyes
he could touch all the thighs he wanted
but the army of spies were there

army of spies
no one can resist
the army of spies
army of spies
close your thighs
the army of spies is here

no one wanted to believe
that he could be such a creep
but there’s no doubt about it
we’re all sheep it seems
when power gets in the way
we’re all just going to cry
cry the night away

army of spies
no one can resist
the army of spies
army of spies
close your thighs
the army of spies is here

[bridge]
we’re all helpless until we’re not
the fear can tie us in a knot
but hope is always around the corner
maybe the army of spies will be defeated
maybe not

there’s only hope in the end
when he comes at you with a leer
and an evil grin
he waits to pounce
hoping you’ll lie as he gropes
and pouts
but the power of one
can defeat
the army of spies
the army of spies
the army of spies

‘Do Something’ — #Lyrics To A Woke Pop-Rock Song

This would be a homage to Deep Purple’s Smoke On The Water. No one cares about my lyrics, so I’m doing this for myself. It’s relaxing.

Do Something
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

the president was unhinged
he wanted it way
he wanted it way in vain
thought Justice was his to service
so he awoke and began to tweet

somebody do something
do something
do something
somebody do something
do something
do something

he didn’t want anyone in his way
he want to rule the land like a king
so he shouted into the void
what he wanted to happen
he wanted someone to
do something
do something
do something
do something

people were aghast at his words
this was not the America we love
what is going down
why is the president acting like a clown
what is going on
why do we have to live through his
why doesn’t someone
do something
do something
do something

somebody do something
do something
do something
somebody do something
do something
do something

[bridge]
it’s too easy for us
to easy for us to believe
that we’re all doomed
and that no one will listen
if we take to the streets en masse
maybe things will change

somebody do something
do something
do something
somebody do something
do something
do something

‘Courtin'” — #Lyrics To Pop-Rock Song

No one cares about any my lyrics, but I’m in the mood, so there you go. This would be a peppy pop-rock song.

Courtin’
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

she’s as cute as can be
but I ask the Lord above
is she interested in me at all
or do I need to give fate a shove?

all I can say is
we’re courtin’
we’re courtin’
we’re courtin’
maybe
maybe
maybe
or maybe not

she’s a total babe
maybe me want to behave
makes me want to be a better man
at least, that’s the plan
she may have a man
but before it’s over
we’ll be courtin’

wish she’s be mine
mine and mine alone
but what can I do
knowing she’ll go home
to another guy tonight
but before it’s over
I hope we’ll be courtin’

all I can say is
we’re courtin’
we’re courtin’
we’re courtin’
maybe
maybe
maybe
or maybe not

[bridge]
she’s just my type
she lives up to the hype
but she’s got a man
so that breaks the plan

she’s a babe
totally, totally, totally
it’s true
wish she’d be mine
before this day is through
then we’d be courtin’
then we’d be courtin’
then we’d be courtin’

What’s The Craic? #TrumpRussia #ParadisePapers #Podcast

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

What’s the Craic?
This is a new podcast like thing we’re doing where we talk about events of the day. In today’s edition, we talk about the shooting in #Texas, #GunControl and the #NRA. We also talk about the #ParadisePapers, #Trump and #TrumpRussia. It takes a little while to get going, but in general this is a pretty good chat. If you like it, be sure to follow us and share this video as well.

Talk To Me Internet: #TrumpRussia #DPRK #GunControl #Podcasting

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Talk to Me Internet
In this one, I go into a kinds of things. I talk about #GunControl, #Trump, #AI, and #TrumpRussia. I also talk about a possible war with #NorthKorea and its consequences. I also talk about potentially #podcasting at some point in the near, near future

V-log: We Are Rushing Towards A Dark & Troubling Future #DPRK #TrumpRussia

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Any normal president would seriously thinking of giving a national speech apologizing for TrumpRussia. But Trump is not a normal president. And TrumpRussia is not a normal scandal. The only thing I can of that will allow Trump to survive this scandal is a major war in Northeast Asia.

I don’t know what happens next. I just don’t know.

Talk To Me Internet: How Trump Could Get Out Of His Predicament

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

In the mid-80s, it looked like Ronald Reagan was a goner. He was involved in a huge scandal called Iran-Contra. But he was too popular and he also was able to do some effective crisis control when he essentially did a national address and apologized for what happened.

While it doesn’t seem likely that Donald Trump would do such a thing, he did pretty much apologize after the Access Hollywood tape and so if he really wants to be president all that bad he might do it. He could announce that he’s pardoning all the key figures, apologize and ask that the nation move on.

But Trump is no normal president and it’s very possible he may prefer to start a war with North Korea than risk losing power. Only time will tell, I guess.

Eugene Hasenfus, George Papadopolous And The Fall Of The House of Trump

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

I go into great length about this in the associated video, but I’ll write something up as well.

Ok, see, Iran-Contra broke because a CIA operative named Eugene Hasenfus got shot down in Nicaragua. That’s what blew the whole thing wide-open because he was carrying arms to the Contras and that opened a whole can of worms that went all the way to the clueless president at the time, Ronald Reagan. The whole thing almost cost Reagan his presidency, and the only way he got out of it all was he address the nation and said he was sorry.

I am suggesting that the part of Euge Hasenfus in TrumpRussia will be played by George Papadoplous. He is the guy — because he was maybe wearing a wire for a few months — who could bring down Trump. I don’t know for sure, but the historical comparison fits.

In the video below, I also suggest that the only way Trump may get out of all of this is by starting a war with the DPRK. This is because a war with the DRPK would re-set everything, just like 9/11. We’d wake up from a daze in a few year and Trump would still be president. I really do suggest you watch the below video, though. It’s pretty good.