Idle Mulling Of The #FOTUS Theory: SCOTUS, Abortion & Donald Trump’s Worse Case Scenario

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

I feel I absolutely, 100% know the truth — Elliot Broidy got Shera Bechard pregnant and she had an abortion, getting $1.6 million along the way. That’s it, end of story, let’s move on, why we even talking about this anymore.

Having said that, I really have nothing else to think about right this second, so let’s indulge a bit of flight of fancy and talk a little bit about what I call the #FOTUS theory — that Donald Trump got Shera Bechard pregnant and via his fixer Michael Cohen, forced her into having an abortion for $1.6 million, using Elliot Broidy as a fall guy along the way.

Let me be clear as possible — this did not happen.

But I can see why some people might still think it happened. It’s one of those things where it makes so much sense from a logical standpoint that it’s difficult not to think it to be true, even when you know for a fact it isn’t at all what happened. The reason why it seems so logical is the people involved.

For me, the crux of any remaining doubt — which there is near zero at this point — is the fact that Bechard would randomly, out of the blue pick Keith Davidson as her lawyer. That’s just spooky. It’s really, really spooky. And, honestly, if you put a gun to my head, I might scream out that I think she’s lying and she probably got recommended Davidson in some murky way via Cohen. But even if that were the case, that any remaining suspicion that it was Trump comes up against the cold hard fact that there’s no there there.

Everyone who looks into this and seemingly finds out the “truth” tells me it was Broidy.

And, honestly, three things have happened to shone light AGAIN on to the #FOTUS theory.

1. Broidy stopped paying Bechard her money because he claims Davidson broke the NDA (probably by talking to Michael Avenatti about what happened.)
2. Donald Trump is widely expected to appoint an judge to SCOTUS who specifically will vote to overthrow Roe V. Wade.
3. SDNY got the first 1 million files from Trump personal fixer Michael Cohen.

So, it’s pretty obvious that the stage is set for something pretty jaw dropping if there is, in fact, anything to the #FOTUS theory, which there isn’t. There just isn’t. It’s a non-issue. And, if you wanted to get all nitty-gritty about it, all that is happening is we have a window of uncertainty generated by Broidy stopping payment and the amount of time it takes for the SDNY to comb through an enormous number of files.

Really, it’s just a matter of a few days. I would give this uncertainty maybe — at most — about a week. Bechard’s lawyer Peter K. Stris will sue and either Bechard gets her money or she doesn’t. I absolutely feel I know that it was Broidy to such an extent that I would literally have to have concrete factually proven proof of it being Trump before I would even consider anything I heard on the matter that might be supposed to change my mind.

But again, it’s not difficult to imagine the single biggest jaw-dropping event of my adult life outside of 9/11 unfolding pretty easily. Trump names someone to SCOTUS and within days (minutes?) audio or something else, is leaked giving us definitive proof that Cohen and Davidson pressured Bechard into having an abortion.

Now, I think it’s a damning scandal if this happened and Broidy was the father. But that’s not how the world works. It might get a little traction from the usual suspects on the Left, but it’s really already baked into the cake at this point and would, overall, generate a big meh.

Of course, if the ultimate bombshell happened, the one that would make me scream in shock occurred, that of proof that it was, in fact, Trump and not Broidy who got Bechard pregnant and forced her to have an abortion for $1.6 million…well, that would leave my head spinning for a few hours. It would be difficult for me to process because the things that would have to be true for that to happen would seriously mess with my mind.

If that happened just as we were starting SCOTUS nominee proceedings, the country would be torn apart. It would make the Access Hollywood Tape incident look pretty quaint and wholesome. Twitter would probably crash from the rage.

But that is all a liberal fever dream. As I keep saying, there’s no there there. Trump will appoint someone, they’ll be confirmed and Roe will be overturned pretty dramatically within the next 18 months. #FOTUS will fade into the darkness and just be something that makes me wince whenever I think about how invested I became in it.

Shelton Bumgarner is a writer and photographer living in Richmond, Va. He may be reached at migukin (at) gmail (dot) com.

#FOTUS: A Deepdive Into The Shera Bechard — Keith Davidson Spookiness

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Let me put some context to all of this before I begin. I’m extremely bored and broke and have nothing better to do than write about something that’s obviously a dead end because, well, everyone who purports to know the truth tells me flatly that Elliot Broidy got Shera Bechard pregnant, paid her $1.6 million to shut up about it and that, as they say, is that. Or as someone smart recently told me, “Broidy is the fucking babydaddy.”

Having said all that, let’s begin.

The story is Shera Bechard at some point in late-ish 2017 discovered that she was pregnant by her rich, fat fuck lover Elliot Broidy. She asked around Beverly Hills and a friend casually, randomly and completely without any connection to Donald J. Trump referred her the services of Keith Davidson. This is spooky because Davidson had represented two other women in the recent past on NDA agreements against none other than Donald Trump’s personal fixer Michael Cohen.

The argument is that given the limited number of lawyers in Beverly Hills who did the specific type of work that Davidson was known for, it was almost inevitable that Bechard’s friend would refer him to her. If only a handful of the hundreds — hundreds! — of lawyers in Beverly Hills had done the type of work Davidson was known for, then it’s not even spooky. It’s easily explainable and shut up you obsessed freak. Davidson in the small, small circles that Bechard traveled would be the go-to guy for someone in Bechard’s situation in Beverly Hills.

Ok, I can accept that.

I just like mulling the nuance of this situation. Every day, it seems we learn how excruciatingly tight Michael Cohen and Keith Davidson are. You can debate how nefarious their relationship is, but things get kind of spooky when you propose that Bechard picking Davidson and Broidy picking Cohen happened completely independent of each other. It was just random that Broidy and Bechard would pick two men who knew each other so well representing women in cases involving Donald J. Trump. My mom was fond of saying, “You take yourself wherever you go.” I doesn’t even graduate to the level of suspicious that these characters just happened to get involved independent of each other, but it is at least mildly spooky.

The thing that bothers me the most about all of this is Bechard has no reason to lie if instead of a random friend referring her to Davidson is was Broidy, Cohen or some combination of the two. Everyone keeps telling me that Broidy was the “fucking” babydaddy and Trump, for once, just happened to be the victim of a spooky, unfortunate set of coincidences. So if everyone who knows what really happened says it was Broidy, we have to accept, I guess, that it was just a glitch in the matrix that Bechard would pick not only one of the sketchier lawyers in Beverly Hills, but a guy known to get involved in murky — to say the least — shenanigans with his best bud Michael Cohen.

On a side note, I still find is of note to observe that once you establish that Bechard randomly picked Davidson independently of Broidy picking Cohen that you have another little issue that obviously is just white noise. It’s just me looking at the grassy knoll and seeing a guy with a rifle when it’s just a smudge. That issue is the one of the $1.6 million NDA payoff. Now, if you wanted to be unkind and unnecessarily speculative, you would say that given the characters involved, wouldn’t Davidson and Cohen have the means, motive and opportunity to lowball the “dumb broad” Bechard when it came to the payout price? We know for a fact that Davidson is known to, uh, not have the best interests of his clients at heart when dealing with Michael Cohen and Donald Trump so it makes me think when they were negotiating the $1.6 million they might have it within their means to screw Bechard over.

But they didn’t.

I don’t care how wealthy you are, $1.6 million isn’t “nuisance money.” That’s a pound of flesh.

You could speculate — in a completely unfounded manner — that $1.6 million is a fair market price (or below) for a quid pro quo of cash for an abortion. But we simply don’t know Bechard state of mind at the time of her abortion, so you can’t really use that speculation — and that’s all it is — as any proof of anything.

I am, reminded, however, of the parable of the scorpion and the frog. As you may recall, the scorpion tells the frog that he needs to cross a river. When the frog — his mortal enemy — says the scorpion will kill him if he does so, the scorpion says he would never do that because he can’t swim and they both will die. Of course, at the of the tale, the scorpion stabs the frog and as they both fall into the water, the frog screams out, ‘Why did you do that? Now we’ll both die.”

“I couldn’t help myself,” says the scorpion. “It’s my nature.”

One last thing, which might mean something or nothing. I observe that the planet Neptune was discovered mathematically before it was actually discovered because scientists knew something was influencing the planets out there, they just couldn’t see it. All I’m saying is, given the spooky nature of some of the aspects of the Broidy — Bechard event, I can only look into the big black void of space and say that Planet Trump should be out there, somewhere, influencing events.

But I’m wrong.

Broidy was rich.
Bechard was pregnant.

End of story.

The Shera Bechard — Keith Davidson Spookiness Really Bothers Me

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Now, I’m not casting any aspersions on Shera Bechard. Everything I know says Elliot Broidy got her pregnant and paid her $1.6 million as part of an NDA agreement. She decided to have an abortion. That’s what happened.

But there’s something that just bothers me. As I keep saying, there’s no conspiracy, nothing suspicious, nothing going on. But the spookiness of her casually, randomly being referred Keith Davidson as a her lawyer really bothers me. It is an odd “writer’s convenience.” Or put another way, if it was a lie — which it isn’t — it’s an unnecessary one given that I’ve decided to about 98% that Broidy was the father and was that was that.

Why lie?

I mean, even if what really happened was Broidy found out Bechard was pregnant, then first met Cohen then they, in turn, turned around and set her up with Davidson, not only does that make more sense, it puts to rest any continued, unfounded idle speculation that POTUS might be involved.

But there’s no active investigation. Everyone who has looked into it says there’s no there there. So, really, I’m just mentally masturbating. It’s just one of those odd, spooky things that happened occasionally that you just can’t explain.

I Believe Elliot Broidy Got Shera Bechard Pregnant, But This Keith Davidson Thing Is Spooky

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

I am about 98% sure Elliot Broidy got Shera Bechard pregnant and paid her $1.6 million. Having said that, that of all the sketchy lawyers in Beverly Hills she would pick Keith Davidson randomly because a friend referred him is…spooky. I only even mention this again because Michael Avenatti keeps digging up dirt on Davidson that makes him look pretty dodgy. But what do I know. No one listens to me and even if they did they probably shouldn’t.

#FOTUS: Shera Bechard’s Dead Cat Bounce

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

This mystery is over. I figured out and I’m content. Elliot Broidy knew Michael Cohen to be a trustworthy fixer close to the president and he wanted to wrap up this babydaddy problem as privately and a quickly as possible. Meanwhile, Shera Bechard was randomly, casually referred Cohen’s best bud Keith Davidson. What I thought was fallguy / access money was, in fact simply fair market money for an abortion. The only reason why this story popped out at all was Michael Cohen’s offices got raided and Broidy and Cohen wanted to get ahead of the story.

The end.

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#FOTUS: Elliot Broidy Was Shera Bechard’s Babydaddy, End Of Story (And, Yet….)

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Elliot Broidy is rich. Shera Bechard was pregnant. End of story.

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Peter Stris: Explain The Keith Davidson / Michael Cohen / Shera Bechard Nexus

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

I still am erroring on the side of all of this being a salacious nothingburger. At this point, the only thing I don’t get is why Shera Bechard’s lawyer Peter Stris doesn’t put out a statement simply stating that his client, Shera Bechard, doesn’t even know Trump and fuck you.

Having said all that: I smell a rat.

Why would Bechard turn to Keith Davidson. There is no explanation that makes any sense. Of all the shady laywers in America, Bechard who TOTALLY DOES NOT KNOW TRUMP would not only pick one who had represented two of Trump’s previous lovers, but her TOTALLY HOT BABY DADDY Elliot Broidy would pick fucktard Michael Cohen to represent HIM and they would use the same (or similar) NDA that TRUMP had used with previous lovers.

What the what?

Right now, the only evidence we have that Bechard knows Broidy is she had a dog named Ellie. That’s it. Otherwise, as far as we know they’re complete strangers who came together to protect Trump’s raw dogging ass.

I think we’re rapidly approaching a point where Stris needs to put out a statement denying all of this, otherwise we’re going to reach a tipping point where the entire nation is speculating on all of this in a very public way which only hurts Bechard because she can’t say anything because of the NDA.

All I want at this point is proof in the guise of a picture, anything, that Bechard knows Broidy. I don’t think that’s too much to ask. Really. I mean, come on guys. If you’re so damn innocent, slip us a picture of Bechard and Broidy and we can call it a day.

Otherwise, whoa buddy. Things could get bumpy.