#FOTUS: My Baby’s Got A Fetus And The Wall Street Journal Has Some Splain’ To Do

by Shelton Bumgarner

Alright, I’ll give you this argument — Broidy picked Cohen because he knew him from the RNC and he knew Cohen was a fixer. Alright, that works. Great logic.

But there are at least two, maybe three issues with this airtight logic.

1. Weird how Shera Bechard would pick Cohen buddy Keith Davidson to represent HER.
2. The issue of the $1.6 million payoff.
3. How easily the story came out.

If you’re Broidy and you’re really, really $1.6 million worth of freak out about someone learning about the affair with Bechard and baby, how come that story popped out right after Cohen’s office was raided. They wanted to get ahead of the story, yes, but is that it? Really? Broidy is prepared to spend $1.6 million in secret to make sure nobody ever learns of his sinful ways and the abruptly the whole thing pops out of the dark. What’s more Bechard’s name pops out, too. And it happened in The Wall Street Journal, a very sympathetic paper for the Trump Administration if ever there was one.

Who spilled the beans and why?

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