Why I Play The Lottery Even Though I Think Doing So Is More Obscene Than Porn


by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I would much rather be seen buying porn than a lottery ticket, and, yet, I keep playing the lottery. The lottery is a tragic regressive tax on poor people like me. But I will say that the lottery pays for itself in the amount of hope and entertainment it gives me.

Take today, for instance — the Mega Millions payout is about $1 billion. I know I’m not going to win, but I feel the itch to at least play so I can daydream about how I would make the world a better place if I won.

I have some very specific (big) ideas about what I would do if I won.

But, alas, it’s just daydreams.

So, in general, I would say don’t play the lottery. It’s designed to soak the poor by giving them hope.

Author: Shelton Bumgarner

I am the Editor & Publisher of The Trumplandia Report

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