by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
It’s becoming alarmingly clear that my precious American liberal democracy is doomed. It’s fucked. For some significant macro demographic and economic reasons, we’re careening towards either civil war or autocracy. This is probably happening in the winter of 2024 as one side or the other freaks out over this this or that thing that the other side did.
So, with that in mind, I would suggest maybe the Left think about beating fucking cocksucker Rightwing nutjobs at their own game. So, if I was taller and more stable, here is what my platform for my Left wing MAGA wanna-be grift would be.
- Legalize Pot.
- Student Debt cancelation
- Breakup of Big Tech
- Extreme Regulation of any job-killing new tech
- Return of the an actual, honest-to-God progressive income tax
- National service of 18 months for new high school grads nationwide.
- A serious look at reoperations for slavery
Sadly, even this is too nuanced for the dumb-dumb American electorate scared of brown people and women with sexual agency. Anyway, the point is, we’re so fucked. MAGA is going to pop out of its spider hole pretty soon and people like me — and maybe you — are going to get rounded up and either shot in the back of the head in American Killing Fields in upstate New York or put in some sort of weaponized ICE Camp.
Something pretty big that I can’t predict would have to happen to prevent this.
