This is based on a true story. Make of it what you will. It’s meant to be a rock song like Pulp’s Common People.
Pattaya
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform
knew what I was doing once I got off the bus
made a beeline to my hotel
it was cheap as hell
put on my swimming attire
hoping to retire on the beach
aspiring to no good
’cause what else can you do when you’re
on the beach at
Pattaya
Pattaya is where it’s at
the girls are loose and pretty
and that’s a fact
Pattaya is no joke
a great place to go if you’re a bloke
Pattaya
Pattaya
Pattaya
saw two babes in the sun
bathing like two peas in a pod
starlight shone down on us all
they were showing their goods
birds were chirping
bees were buzzing
as padded over their way since I’m a lad
began by asking one if she wanted a drink
looking at me over her shades
she gave me a look made me think I would get laid
juice she said
off went with a scoot
Pattaya is where it’s at
the girls are loose and pretty
and that’s a fact
Pattaya is no joke
a great place to go if you’re a bloke
Pattaya
Pattaya
Pattaya
[bridge]
I was so excited
thought my fate was set
she would be mine that night
you could bet
of course wouldn’t you know
a guy swung by on a crusade
also looking to get laid
he had more dough than I could ever make
before you could lick your lips
both the girls had split
leaving me watching them go
on the beach at Pattaya
Pattaya is where it’s at
the girls are loose and pretty
and that’s a fact
Pattaya is no joke
a great place to go if you’re a bloke
Pattaya
Pattaya
Pattaya
