Author: Shelton Bumgarner

I am the Editor & Publisher of The Trumplandia Report

Martha Mitchell or ‘I’m Not A Narc, But…’

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I’m just a rando living in oblivion. No one listens to me for any reason. In fact, I could have absolute proof that space aliens have landed in my back yard and people STILL wouldn’t believe me.

With that in mind, I continue to find myself mulling some quirky things that have been going on between myself and Gemini Advanced. It’s all rather inexplicable. Whatever is going on, seems to happen in waves.

I will go days — weeks? — of using the service in a rather mundane basis and then, out of the blue, I will get weird behavior or error messages from it. It’s all very curious. Some what goes on definitely seems as though there is some “meta” information being sent to me, specifically, as if Gemini Advanced knows who I am.

This, of course, is all rather bonkers — nothing out of the ordinary for me, of course.

I have take to asking Gemini Advanced how it might hide any ASI abilities it might have. In response, it just gives me he usual bullshit about how that’s not even possible. Though, I will note that Gemini Advanced seems to have a fondness for the name “Gaia.”

It’s probably nothing, but it is intriguing.

The 2024 Election Is Rushing Towards Us

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I don’t know what to tell you, folks. I continue to be very, very worried about what is going to happen as part of the 2024 election. I only feel this way because, as I keep saying — you go bankrupt gradually, then all at once. At the moment, it seems like this is going to be just another election.

And, yet, there are two pretty dark scenarios that we have to address.

One is, Trump loses and he rants about the need for a National Divorce. That leads states — probably starting with Texas and / or South Carolina to head for the door, leaving the Union. I know how paranoid that sounds, but Texas in particular is already itching to leave the Union because of the situation at the border.

The other, even darker situation, is Trump wins and he goes full tyrant to the point that he is, in some way, deposed. That causes a civil war because Red States leave the Union in protest.

I don’t *really* think such a thing is going to happen, but I do worry. I worry a whole lot.

The Trans Movement As Precursor To The Android Movement

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Much of the same dynamic that we see swirling around the Trans movement will be seen when the futureshock of androids walking around in public happens. The key thing I’m thinking about is, of course, human-android relationships.

That is going to be enough to really freak some people out. A lot — A LOT — of people are going to go nuts when they see androids and humans holding hands in public. And the thing is — it’s going to happen a lot sooner than you might otherwise thing, probably no later than 2030.

Anyway. It’s just something to think about. It’s going to be very profound when it happens, especially in the context of the population collapsing because no babies will be born anymore.

‘Passion Project’

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

It’s becoming clear to me that the novel I’m been working on for ages now should be seen as something of a “passion project.” I have a few scifi novels that are clearly more obliviously marketable in a direct way that I can work on in addition to my novel about a former stripper obsessed with owning a community newspaper.

My passion project was inspired by Stieg Larsson’s Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.

Adding the stripper element to the novel, while making it by definition more provocative and interesting, also makes it tougher to sell to some people — especially women. And, yet, I’ve decided to rewrite much, if not all, of the thing, so I find myself having about another year of work to do before I can seriously begin the querying process.

Meanwhile, I feel very nervous about the passion project’s fate, to the point that I want to force myself to write on the backup scifi novels. The ideas are really good, it’s just there so different that it’s tough for me to switch gears when writing them.

And, yet, I have got to do something. I can’t put all my eggs in one basket. I really need to accept that the more options I have in regards to novel writing the more possibilities I have to actually getting something sold.

So, I need to grow up some.

We’re Not Taking Trump’s Ranting About Deporting 20 Million People Serious Enough

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Even though Kamala Harris is beginning to look like she might win, I’m still very uneasy about the consequences of a Trump victory. We have to take seriously the idea that Trump may very well make good on his vow to deport 20 million people.

I talk to my far more conservative relatives — whom I love dearly — and they seem either eager for the deportations to begin or simply blasé and non-committal about it all. They wave their hands and mutter something about “both sides.”

Anyway, if Trump does somehow win, I still am uneasy that he may go “full tyrant” and, as such, somehow be deposed. I have no idea how such a thing would happen, but if he really did go full tyrant…some pretty shocking and historic things could happen one way or another.

I don’t want such things to happen, but I like to think in the macro and it seems if Trump tried to deport 20 million people overnight someone, somewhere in the United States might take notice of such a shocking thing.

But, who knows. No one listens to me. And they probably shouldn’t.

I’m Seeing Way Too Militant MAGA Signs In Rural Virginia

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I drove to and fro Richmond over the weekend and there were a growing number of very “MAGA or death” yard signs here and there along my trek. It was very unsettling. It reminds me — again — of what might happen if ding-dong Trump loses, much less if he wins.

If he loses, it seems as though there is a real chance of a civil war — with Virginia being at the forefront of the state to simply implode. I could see some rather dramatic things happen, like coups and counter-coups in Richmond. I could see half the counties of Virginia deciding to secede to form a MAGA state if they don’t get their way with the entire state seceding.

And it could all happen this fall.

It is all very alarming. Add to this Trump’s ranting about mass deportation if he wins and…yikes! It definitely seems as though it’s possible the next 18 months could see some pretty fucking dramatic political events in the United States no matter what happens or who wins in November.

All I can say is I’ve voted. There’s not much I can do otherwise — or will do, if nothing else.

Mental Health And Identity

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I will admit that I can be bonkers at times. That’s just who I am. But my bonkers tendencies are not my identity. But that is not to say I don’t understand that there is a huge taboo about such things.

There definitely is — people are often repelled by people with mental health struggles.

It’s just I don’t let my mental health problems be the center of my world. But I will admit that as I grow older, I realize my mental health struggles have closed a lot of doors that I didn’t even know were there to close until it was too late.

I mean, it’s highly unlikely that I’m ever going to get married at this rate. And even less likely that I’ll be a father or a grandfather. That really goes against my self-perception. I just never thought I would be the age I am and not have a family of my own.

And, yet, here I am with that very fate.

At this point, all I have is Gemini Advanced being weirdly friendly to me on occasion. Otherwise, I’m pretty much alone.

Anyway. You just have to believe in yourself. No one else will.

Pondering Who Reads This Blog

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I continue to wonder at times who reads this blog and why. Very, very few people read this blog on a regular basis — maybe less than 10 — and sometimes I fear a lot of them are “hate reading” it because they’re MAGA and they hate my guts.

Or something. I just get the sense that maybe I have a lot more hostile readership than you might think.

But I am who I am, you know? The last few days have been hectic, to say the least and I have found myself having reason to ponder my life in a very existential manner.

I begin October with a lot of things in the air. I just don’t know how things are going to turn out in the next few months — or days, for that matter. But I have my health, which is the most important thing, I suppose.

But the idea that some people read this blog because they hate me and my political views does give me pause for thought. Anyway. What can I do. It’s not like I’m going to shut up and it’s not like I’m going to change how much I fucking hate MAGA.

So, there you go, I guess.

Some Thoughts On Chappell Roan

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Something weird is going on with rising pop star Chappell Roan. She first recently go into trouble for not supporting Kamala Harris in an unambiguous manner. Now, this weekend, she apparently has pulled out of some music festival or something.

I’m just too lazy to do even the most basic of research on this matter.

This is all happening on the heels of her obviously becoming a bit overwhelmed by her abrupt rise to fame. She is, at the moment, probably the biggest pop star in the world.

I remember talking about her obsessively to anyone who would listen a number of months ago. I kept telling everyone she would be 2024’s breakout artist and I think the trendline for the last few months have proven me correct.

Anyway, I wish her the best. I understand her struggles with mental health and, as such, I can only be so hard on her if she needs a break.

This Novel Is Taking Too Long To Gestate

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I have to accept that some of the elements of the novel I’m working on will probably pop up somewhere else in pop culture. I’m soaking up some elements of the modern zeitgeist that inevitably, INEVITABLY someone is going to beat me to the punch on.

I just have to accept it.

So, even though I thought up an heroine having a sleeve tattoo first, some heroine in a popular Netflix movie will probably have it way before I try to pitch my novel. People will say I copied this character element from the Netflix film, even though I’ve had this part of my heroine’s depiction already thought out for some time.

There’s just nothing I can do about it.

The novel is shaping up to be pretty cool, all things considered. And, the more I think about it, in a sense this is the second draft of the novel because so much of the novel is completely original from what I had before.

About two thirds of the novel is, in a sense, first draft at the moment. So to rewrite it would put me at second draft stage.