Rudy: There Are 183 Cohen Tapes Dealing With Years 2016-2018

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

The issue for me is we may be in for a bumpy August if there is anything juicy in the 183 Cohen Tapes Rudy Giuliani alleges exist. I am of the opinion that it’s a big nothingburger unless Trump forced someone, anyone to have an abortion at some point in the last two years. It doesn’t have to be Shera Bechard, it just has to be someone.

The point of all of this is the president is a raw dogging hound dog. It’s obvious the base has long ago factored in his rakish behavior and the only thing that might leave a political welt is if you could PROVE he not only paid a woman to have an abortion, but that she felt PRESSURED to do so. If you could prove that, you got yourself an earth shattering story. One for the ages.

But our only option at this point for that, Shera Bechard, simply isn’t viable anymore. Elliot Broidy got her pregnant, end of story. So the more stories of women Trump’s had affairs with over the years come out, the more the base look up to him as some sort of stud.

Then there’s this:

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‘Enemy Of The People’ — #Lyrics To A Rock Song

Trump definitely has a way of generating song titles, is all I gotta say.

Enemy Of The People
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

you say you’re one of us
tell us the truth
when we’re doubt
but what’s that all about

we don’t want the facts
just want lies
that fly high into the sky
when will it all be by and by

enemy of the people
raging against the night
enemy of the people
tell us what is right
tell us what is right

Just want some peace
flying at the speed of light
some delight to end my fright
the enemy of the people
will open my eyes

what it all means
I can’t seem to glean
maybe I’m not meant
to believe my senses
that’s what Big Brother says

enemy of the people
raging against the night
enemy of the people
tell us what is right
tell us what is right

[bridge]
when will this end
when will air be free again
why are we fighting over this
this shouldn’t be an issue
but it is
but it is
but it is

enemy of the people
raging against the night
enemy of the people
tell us what is right
tell us what is right

Of The Cohen Tapes: We May Be In For A Bonkers August

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Now, for some time I thought Donald Trump got Shera Bechard pregnant and using Elliot Broidy as a fall guy, paid her $1.6 million to get an abortion. I now 100% don’t believe that happened.

But the surreal thing is that there could be dozens of women where something similar to that did, in fact, happen, but without the fall guy — Trump simply got Michael Cohen to make the problem “go away.” And by problem, of course, I mean the woman had an abortion.

August is a pretty bad month, so it’s very possible that while we’ll get final, absolute confirmation that Elliot Broidy got Shera Bechard pregnant, not Trump, there’s a good chance we’re in for some pretty shocking tapes. I only say this because the elites go on vacation in August and inevitable big things happen then because, well, God hates them. 🙂

I have no inside information, so this may all be bullshit. But that’s my current theory.

Talk To Me Internet: ‘#WalkAway’ Is Russian Bullshit

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Meh. The Russians are bothering us again.

‘After The Witch Hunt’ — #Lyrics To A Rock Song

Benjamin Wittes gave me a challenge and so here are my lyrics. Someone else will have to put them to music. 🙂

After The Witch Hunt
Lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

just wait Vlad
wait until the time is right
I’ll betray my nation again
with a smile on my face
it’ll be a big disgrace

after the witch hunt
after the witch hunt
the news will come
after the witch hunt

we’re all rolling around in glas
many people are going to get hurt
I’ll blurt it all out into my shirt
not much isn’t known
I’m just a traitor

but things are too hot now
can’t meet you right away
I’ll wait for a little bit
until things are better
maybe right before the mid-terms

after the witch hunt
after the witch hunt
the news will come
after the witch hunt

[bridge]
why are people so upset
they don’t understand the jest
you’ve got me by the short ones
as everyone knows

after the witch hunt
after the witch hunt
the news will come
after the witch hunt

Pondering What’s In Those ‘Hundreds’ Of Cohen Tapes

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

It pretty obvious at this point, at least to me, that while we may be in for something of a bumpy few weeks, it’s likely that nothing too astonishing is going to come out from any attention Cohen Tapes. I say this because, well, Team Trump would have fought a whole heap of a lot harder to prevent prosecutors from getting them if there was anything all that damaging in them.

One thing I disagree with my “partner in crime” about is what happens if there’s a tape of Michael Cohen conspiring with Keith Davidson against Shera Bechard. He says it’s a big meh because, well, Elliot Broidy was the father and so fuck it. But I disagree for us, personally. I believe *anything* found in those tapes will be rolling thunder in the public consciousness for about 24 hours, no matter what’s in them.

Hence, even though he and I have settled that Trump isn’t the daddy — even though logically he should be — he and I are bound to get a least a little bit of attention for no other reason than I (by in extension HIM) have been involved in at least trying to figure out what the fuck happened. I say this knowing full well that it will be New York Magazine’s Paul Campos who will get the bulk of the attention, no matter who the Shera Bechard babydaddy is.

But, whatever. I have very low expectations. No tape may exist and even if it does, we may never hear it. So if nothing else it’s existence or lack thereof has given me something to write about.

1 Cohen Tape Of Him Talking With Keith Davidson About Shera Bechard & Whoa Buddy

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

I have no inside information about anything, but I would like to note in passing that there are allegedly “hundreds” of Michael Cohen tapes. This is the point when I say I have a vested interest in what’s in those tapes because, well, even if there’s absolute proof that Elliot Broidy is Shera Bechard’s babydaddy and not Donald Trump, there will probably be about 24 hours when that whole thing is going to be of huge national interest.

Throw in the possibility the two men might be talking about putting the squeeze on her to pressure her into having an abortion in exchange for $1.6 million and things get really wild, really quick. I say this as a I stress that Donald Trump isn’t the father. I absolutely, 100% believe Elliot Broidy is the father of Shera’s bechard fetus.

I’m just saying that there is a real possibility that people will be interested in what I’ve written about all of this at least to the extent that my website crashes for about 24 hours. I will note that Paul Campos will probably get the vast majority of the attention and I’ll just get a little bit on the side.

But to venture off into crazy town again, if there’s a tape proving that *Trump* is the father then I black out in disbelief. I just don’t see that happening. It’s just not going to happen. Absolutely. It’s never going to happen because Trump isn’t the father.

Anyway, it will be interesting to see when, if ever, we hear the rest of those tapes and what happens to be on them. It could be a long time before we hear the tapes, or not. You just never know.

The Magical Mystery Michael Avenatti ‘Cohen Tape’ Tweet In The Context Of Shera Bechard

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Ok, if I didn’t absolutely, 100% know Trump had nothing to do with Shera Bechard, I would kind of flip out seeing the below tweet:

But I feel as thought I absolutely know what happened with Bechard and so this is all a bunch of silliness. The idea that Trump might be mortally wounded politically because of the the FOTUS (Campos) Theory is so addictive, so delicious that it’s easy for one to get a sugar rush from it all.

We know the facts. Bechard got pregnant by Elliot Broidy and that’s it. But it will be interesting to see who, if anyone, Avenatti is talking about. Nothing fun-interesting ever happens, so I should just go back to my novel(s) and continue to struggle with how to flesh the concepts out.

Meh. Just meh.

Lulz, nothing matters.

Something Weird Is Going On

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

I have no idea what is going on. The only thing I can compare it to is I feel like an asteroid has struck the earth on the other side of the planet and the water has suddenly drawn away from the shore. I know this means something, but what, exactly, leaves me at a loss.

Given what little I have to work from, I would speculate someone knows something — something big — might be about to happen and that yours truly might be affected by it. Or let me put it another way — the circumstances I find myself in are identical to what they would be if what I think might be about to happen, were about to happen.

What I am concerned about is that even though Elliot Broidy is obviously Shera Bechard’s babydaddy, that there might be a Cohen Tape that will throw that back into the spotlight in a big way.

Or something.

I honestly have no idea what could possibly be about to happen. Maybe I’m totally blowing this out of proportion. But only time will tell I guess.

Is Something Up With Don Jr.?

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Editor’s Note:
NEVER MIND.

Now, let me begin by saying that this is so whacked out, so out there, so quick to be proven to be just me being paranoid that the shelf-life on this post may be counted in minutes rather than hours or days.

But something weird is going on.

My partner in crime on the Shera Bechard front….is quiet. And he posted a big old picture of Don Jr. on his Twitter feed. And he’s made it very clear in the past that he would be quick to vanish if he felt he needed to. But by writing this post, it should bait him into yelling me for writing something so stupid.

Weird, bruh. Weird.

Probably means nothing.

Right? Right?