V-Log: The Shutdown

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

I have no idea what the shutdown endgame is.

V-Log: So, Like, Was Trump Part Of A Russian ‘Manhattan Project’ To Game The American Electoral System?

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

In this video, I talk about one possibility.

V-Log: The State Of The Novel I’m Developing As Of Jan. 20th, 2019

Some thoughts.

V-Log – When Is Trump Going To Call AOC ‘Sexy Sadie?’

By Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Trump is so stupid that he probably doesn’t have the cognitive function needed to reference a Beatles song to make fun of AOC. Even then, if he did, after the MAGA dipshits spooged their pants at the use, they would probably realize it was a trap — Sexy Sadie is actually a pretty great nickname, if you’re going to have one

So, I don’t know what the endgame of the nickname game will be. Maybe Trump will continue to ignore her, maybe he won’t. But I tend to believe eventually he’ll attack her for no other reason than her romantic life will become something that the assholes on Gab can’t stop talking about.

V-Log: What’s Up With The SDNY?

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

I get the feeling that things are percolating just under the surface when it comes to the SDNY. Something’s up. I think there’s a real chance that we’re going to hear a lot about the many, many crimes that Michael Cohen committed for Trump over the years.

It’s just a matter of how and why.

They’ve had a year to process what they found in Cohen’s offices, so it makes sense that we would start to hear dribs and drabs of things going forward. The issue is, will we hear anything so explosive and new that impeachment proceedings begin against Trump?

That, I don’t know.

FOTUS — Mysteries Of The Internet Edition

What is going on here? And why now? Click on the image to see it bigger.
Shelton Bumgarner

So, someone from New York City looked at a very interesting post I did some time ago when I thought Donald Trump was Shera Bechard’s babydaddy. He isn’t of course, and that’s been stated in court.

So why did someone from New York City look at that post in the middle of the night? My only guess is that — at best — there’s a chance as Cohen’s fixer crimes begin to leak out that we might hear a tape or two between Cohen and Bechard’s lawyer at the time of the NDA / abortion Keith Davidson.

That’s it. That’s all I got.

Otherwise, it’s a mystery.

V-Log: Why I Had A Hunch The BuzzFeed Cohen-Russia Story Was Bunk

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Yeah. About that BuzzFeed story. I predicted earlier today that there was a 50/50 chance it would be debunked by nightfall…and it was debunked just after nightfall.

I should get some cool points.

I say this as someone who absolutely loathes the Trump Administration with a white hot rage. The story was simply too on-the-nose from a liberal fever dream point of view. It was, in short, too good to be true.

And it turns out it was.

The below video is kind of a downer — if thought provoking — in more ways than one.

V-Log: The Struggle To Develop This ‘Thriller’ Is Real

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Some thoughts.

Very Cool — #Lyrics To A Pop Rock Song

This is dumb. No one reads any of these or if they do they think they suck. But I can’t help it that Trump generates song titles and concepts without thinking about it.

Very Cool
Lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
Please give credit if you produce or perform

I can get away with anything
If I do it, it’s very legal, very cool
I rule this land with a very shaky hand
But like I said

I’m very legal
I’m very cool
I’m very legal
I’m very cool
And I rule

When will it start to sink in
That you’re going to be my friend
It shouldn’t be so difficult to see
That you were meant for me
I can make you an ambassador
I can land a man on the moon for you
What more do I have to do

Women let me blow their minds
The rails of success can’t hold me
‘Cause I’m bigger in life than on the TV
I’m always going to be kind of your heart
Make your eyes dart, dart, dart
When things break down you’ll see

I’m very legal
I’m very cool
I’m very legal
I’m very cool
And I rule

[bridge]

If I do it
It’s not illegal is what they say
So if we get all freaky
Then the only laws we break will
Those of sin
Where to begin, where to begin

I’m very legal
I’m very cool
I’m very legal
I’m very cool
And I rule

‘Individual 1’ — #Lyrics To A Dance Pop Song

Individual 1
Lyrics by Shelton bumgarner
@bumgarls
Please give credit if you produce or perform

Paid my bills ‘cause I had my thrills
My fixer does the hard work while I play
Running the country leaves me in dismay
While my enemies are in despair
Women come and go when you’re at the top
When you’re

Individual 1

We’re all here for a short amount of time
History may not repeat but it does rhyme
I lie in bed all day lying with my words

But I’m individual 1, individual 1, individual 1
Individual 1, individual 1, individual 1, individual 1
I’m at the top of my game
If you need someone to blame it’s not me
The buck stops with everyone
But not with me, but not with me

I’m in control of the nuke codes
If I sneeze wrong everything you know goes
The smoke will make you choke, choke, choke
And winter will never end, believe you me
Russia will always be in my heart
Girls who give me golden in showers be best
My main chick doesn’t give me what I request

We’re all here for a short amount of time
History may not repeat but it does rhyme
I lie in bed all day lying with my words

But I’m individual 1, individual 1, individual 1
Individual 1, individual 1, individual 1, individual 1
I’m at the top of my game
If you need someone to blame it’s not me
The buck stops with everyone
But not with me, but not with me
I’m telling you one last time
I can spin on a dime
Bright as can be when you’re me
People will look the other way
Even when you’re a risk to the world
They may fret but they’ll be my bitch
‘Cause of the power of the office
When you’re individual 1

They let you do it
They let you do it
They let you do it