There’s An Alternative Universe Where I’m ‘Catturd’

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Given my background and personality along with how easy it is to be a MAGA Nazi grifter, there’s definitely an alternative universe where I’m a “Catturd” like figure. I have a knack for self-promotion and the MAGA Nazi grift economy is so potent that if had a brain transplant and was a MAGA Nazi, it would be me that Elon Musk was tweeting at, not Catturd.

I often look back at the long arc of the MAGA Nazi grift and am amazed at how easy it would be for me to find myself a MAGA Nazi “thought leader” who occasionally dined with our POS former POTUS.

Any cost-benefit analyst would tell you that cold hard metrics would encourage anyone with no ethics or standards to join the “Trump Train” if they wanted a great deal of outsized power, influence and, yes, cash.

But it’s just not to be, I’m afraid. I know my true north and I’m not prepared to become a “success” at the MAGA Nazi grift at the expensive of my mental well being. I would probably drink myself into oblivion and wouldn’t be able to look at myself in the mirror if I went the Catturd route.

Just having peace of mind is worth it. I would rather be comfortable in my own skin, be true to myself than all the success of being a MAGA Nazi might bring.

Author: Shelton Bumgarner

I am the Editor & Publisher of The Trumplandia Report

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