by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
Much of any success I had in South Korea while I was there came from how entertaining I was to Koreans when I got drunk. They were impressed with how much I could drink. I find myself wanting to return to South Korea for a huge bender, but I’m just too fucking broke to do such a thing anytime soon.
But I also find myself thinking about how there have been a few times when I went to an “authentic” Mexican restaurant and they were willing to embrace my high levels of drinking with open arms.
As such, I think if I ever fall into some money, I may take a drinking tour of Latin America. Start off in Mexico, then maybe go to Columbia, then find myself in Chile then Argentina then Brazil before coming home.
I think — if I could avoid being murdered in a gun battle — a lot of fun would be had by all. There seem to be the Latin American equivalent of Korean “ahjumas” who would be willing to help facilitate any such bender.
Anyway. That is probably years — if ever — from happening.
