Is Miley Cyrus In A Cult?

by Shelt Garner

Let me be clear, I’ve done absolutely no research on this and what little I know comes from half-viewed Tik-Toks. But, in general, it does seem as though we might need to worry about Miley Cyrus being in a cult.

There seems to be a lot of confusion over this situation. Apparently someone on Twitter tweeted that Cyrus had joined the Modern Mystery School cult or some such, but it’s since been debunked. Or something.

And, yet, SOMETHING is going on with Cyrus because she’s been noticeably absent from the public eye of late. And I say this as someone who isn’t some sort of Cyrus superfan. There is an ebb and flow to public celebrity life and it Cyrus being out of public view — even if that’s just background noise to me — is definitely odd.

But Cyrus does seem like the type of person who would be susceptible to a cult. She is so wide open all the time that it would make sense for her to succumb to the call of a freaky weirdo group.

And, yet, who knows.

It could be just a simple misunderstanding and we’ll wake up and everything will snap back into place.

Author: Shelton Bumgarner

I am the Editor & Publisher of The Trumplandia Report

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