Contemplating JLaw

by Shelt Garner

I’m a long-term fan of Jennifer Lawrence. She continues to be a very interesting person. One thing I’ve noticed about JLaw is she is your stereotypical hot girl who has female friends who are less attractive but are funny. If it’s not Amy Schumer, then JLaw is hanging out with Phoebe Waller-Bridge. (Though I do think Waller-Bridge is hot, in her own way.)

I suspect when JLaw was younger and single, dudes had to engage in Game Theory to figure out how to get her number while keeping her more homely friend occupied.

Another thing about JLaw is what the fuck was up with her and Harvey Weinstein back in the day. Though she denies it now, it definitely SEEMS as though she slept with that ogre in a quest to help her career. He certainly wanted everyone to think it happened.

The only reason why I even bring it up is if we knew one way or another what happened between the two of them, then we would have a far better sense of who JLaw is as person. Which, of course, is why we’ll probably never know. At least, not for a few decades.

But I really do like JLaw. She’s got a great personality and she seems to be settling into having something akin to a Meryl Streep career where she wins the occasional Oscar now and again.

Author: Shelton Bumgarner

I am the Editor & Publisher of The Trumplandia Report

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