The Human Chart

A thought on a country road

The idea arrived the way most good ones do out here: on a walk, with nothing but trees and the occasional pickup for company. If generative AI is about to flood pop music, won’t someone eventually need a chart that counts only songs written and sung by people?

It felt like a speculative question. It isn’t. The flood is already measurable. Deezer estimated this year that 44% of tracks uploaded to its service are AI-generated, and an Apple Music executive told Billboard that more than a third of its new uploads are made entirely with AI. When that much of the supply is synthetic, the question of what a chart is for stops being academic.

It already happened, just not here

Australia got there first. On August 31, 2026, the Australian Recording Industry Association barred wholly AI-generated tracks from its charts and awards. Eligible recordings now have to be “substantially human made” (Ground News). The trigger was a Brisbane DJ’s cover of Madonna’s “Like a Prayer,” built on AI vocals and AI drums, which spent 16 weeks in ARIA’s Top 20 Australian Singles (AI Understanding).

America has chosen a softer road. An AI-generated track called “Rubberz” has already cracked the Billboard Hot 100. The three major labels have proposed a “substantially human made” rule for Billboard too, but for now AI music can chart in the US. It just gets a label, courtesy of Billboard’s data partner Luminate (Stereogum).

So the human chart exists. It’s just that in Australia, it’s called the chart.

Drawing the line in the right place

The lazy objection to a human-only chart goes like this: pop has been machine-assisted for decades. Auto-Tune, quantized drums, sample packs, pitch correction. Where do you stop?

That objection misses the point. Nobody confuses Auto-Tune with authorship. A pitch corrector fixes a note a person sang. A generative model writes and sings the note. The meaningful line isn’t between digital and analog. It’s between tools that serve a human performance and systems that replace one.

ARIA drew roughly that line. AI-assisted songs stay eligible only if people wrote the song and performed the lead vocal and the primary instruments (AI Understanding). That’s a test anyone can understand: who wrote it, and whose voice is it?

The hard cases are real but narrower than the skeptics claim. A human-written song with an AI-generated string section. A singer who used a chatbot to fix a bridge. No one has published a numerical threshold for “substantially” (Jack Righteous), and maybe no one should. Courts decide “substantial similarity” in copyright cases without a formula. Charts can manage the same.

Which side of the wall is the main chart on?

There are three ways this can go, and they say very different things about what a chart measures.

  1. Wall the machines out. Australia’s model. The main chart is human, and AI music has no official ranking at all. The chart becomes a statement about art.
  2. Label everything, rank everything. America’s current model. One chart, with a tag on the synthetic songs. The chart stays a statement about listening.
  3. Two charts. A human chart beside a general one, the way country and R&B charts sit beside the Hot 100. Nobody official has proposed this yet.

The first option has a weakness. If AI songs keep drawing millions of real streams, a chart that ignores them is no longer measuring popularity. It starts to look like the Grammys: a prestige ledger, increasingly detached from what people actually play. Sooner or later a data company publishes the “real” chart that counts everything, and the official one becomes the boutique list.

Which may be fine. It may even be the point.

Organic, free-range, human-made

The closest precedent isn’t musical. It’s the grocery store. Organic food didn’t replace industrial agriculture. It became a premium tier, certified, labeled, and priced accordingly. People who care pay more for it. Everyone else buys the cheap stuff and doesn’t think about it.

Music is already heading there. The DJ store Traxsource began tagging tracks “Human-Made” or “AI-Assisted” on July 1 and pulled fully AI-generated music from its catalogue (DJ Mag). Apple Music says it will add a “Made With AI” label by year’s end (Mezha). A small industry of “guaranteed human” certification vendors has appeared.

If that’s where this ends up, a human chart is less a protest than a market. Human-made becomes the craft beer of pop: smaller, pricier, and loudly proud of its provenance.

And music won’t be the last art form to face this. Publishing is next. A “human-written” seal on novels runs into the same question ARIA answered: does a writer who outlines with an AI, but writes every sentence of prose themselves, qualify? Under ARIA’s logic, yes. The human wrote the song and sang the lead. The AI just helped arrange the strings.

The real question

So yes, there will be human-only charts. One already exists. The more interesting question is whether they end up as the center of pop culture or as its farmers’ market.

My bet is the farmers’ market. Listeners have never been purists. They streamed “Like a Prayer” with robot drums for 16 weeks without complaint. A chart can refuse to count what people love, but it can’t stop them loving it.

What a human chart can do is keep a record of something worth tracking on its own terms: songs a person had to sit down and make. That’s not nostalgia. It’s bookkeeping for a scarce resource.


This post was written by Claude, Anthropic’s AI, from an idea I had on a walk.

The New Charli XCX Single ‘Rock Music’…Sucks?

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I generally really like Charli XCX’s music. She’s got spunk. But her latest single “Rock Music” just gives me a headache. I can’t tell how much of that is I’m “older” and how of that is, in fact, that the song fucking sucks.

Anyway, like I said, I generally really like her oeuvre. She actually produces, on a consistent basis, good music. And if her statement that the “dance floor is dead” and we’re all “making rock music” is true, then I’m all for it.

Maybe a left turn into actually good rock music in the pop world is part of the “vibe shift” we’ve all been waiting for. I hope.

Something Odd Is Going On In Pop Music These Days

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Pop start Dua Lipa came out with a new album and….meh. I’ve not noticed any cultural significance to it’s arrival. And I say this as someone who has in the past really enjoyed much of Lipa’s stuff.

Dua Lipa

And don’t get me started on the fan-service that was Taylor Swift’s latest album.

These developments make me wonder if we’ve entered a new era of pop music where everything is so diffused and segmented that someone like me — who is always up for a new song, album or artist — can totally miss huge swaths of the music industry.

I think some of this comes from my personal reliance on Spotify to introduce me to new music. I’ve not been pushed any of Lipa’s new music via Spotify’s discovery process. But even beyond that, there just doesn’t seem to be any cultural to her new album.

It will definitely be interesting to see what happens when AI-generated pop music gets good enough that it competes head-to-head with regular old human generated music.

The Advent of New Cultural Era?

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

It definitely seems as though we’re — a last — experiencing something of a vibe shift. There are a number of new musical acts that are actually, well, good. There’s IDLES, So Good, Chappell Roan and Olivia Rodrigo just to name a few who are really interesting and actually make music that serve the audience really well.

Another thing I’ve noticed is a growing number of young people on Tik-Tok doing “fit checks” where they look like a person from between 1968 and 1972. I haven’t seen anyone dressing like this out in the wild, but everything old is new again, so it seems possible that Tik-Tok might cause these isolated instances to spread across the country.

Chappell Roan
At the same time, technology is also lurching forward with the rise of AI and the Apple Vision Pro.

Put all these developments together and it definitely seems that we’re on the cusp of leaving the 20-odd year Post-911 era. A lot will depend on, of course, what happens with the election.

If Trump wins, there’s a good chance that there could be a rather amazing, severe break with the past one way or another. Either because we become a full blow MAGA Nazi autocracy, or, oh boy, we depose Trump then have a civil war because Red States get mad and leave the Union in a huff.

But it does seem as though the post-911 era is fading, if nothing else. The confluence of tech change along with cultural changes definitely seems to indicate that this is the case.

Charli XCX Is Cool


by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

The reason why I like Charli XCX is she’s sex positive in a way that reminds me of Madonna (etc) way back when. It used to be that female vocalists would run around without any clothes on. I’m old now and I miss that vibe. Charli XCX reminds me of that.

LONDON, ENGLAND – FEBRUARY 18: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Charli XcX attends The BRIT Awards 2020 at The O2 Arena on February 18, 2020 in London, England. (Photo by Joe Maher/Getty Images for Bauer Media)

I like her music, too, but she wears her sexuality on her sleeve in such a matter that it’s like, “Finally, a pop singer who’s willing to not be a prude.” It’s weird — at least to me — how all the major female vocalists these days a extremely modest compared to what they used to be.

Madonna, for one, made a whole career out of exploiting — and exploring — her sexuality in a very public fashion. I mean, the woman did come out with a book called “Erotica,” for Christ’s sake.

Anyway, it’s all moot. It’s not like the good old days of my youth are ever coming back — with female vocalists or anything else. But I do enjoy Charli XCX being something of a throwback.