The music to would be something akin to The Knack’s My Sharona, though the hook would be influenced by old school rap. This would be one level about a girl who won’t commit, while on another level it would be about a hung Parliament.
Theresa May
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform
she’s the leader of the people
gives us all a scare
she won’t tell us yes or no
she’s always seems on the go
will we leave the union or not
that’s all we as
Theresa May
May not
Theresa May
May not
what we’re going to do next
is anyone’s guess
will she hold Trump’s hand
so he won’t fall
will she cut us off from the world
now that things are hung
I just can’t seem to get
the answer I want from her
she won’t give me an answer
all I know for sure is her name
Theresa May, Theresa May, Theresa May
Theresa May
May not
Theresa May
May not
[bridge]
so baby, don’t say maybe
give me what I want
give me an answer yes or no
something clear, don’t you know
she just smiles broadly
and says just you wait and see
I’ve got all the cards
maybe, maybe not
