by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
Ella Langley is probably my favorite artist at the moment but the dribs and drabs I’m learning about her personal life leave me….curious. She claims she has never had a serious relationship and she’s 26.
Given that she’s a smoking hot babe, that’s very unusual.
The obvious answer would be that she’s a modern day Leslie Gore and she’s a lesbian that doesn’t want to alienate her MAGA fanbase. She claims this is not the case, but the only other public woman I know in such a situation is Janelle Monet who eventually came out as gay.
So, huh?
Anyway, it doesn’t matter either way. I will note that she’s a sizzling hot babe. Apparently, she lost, like 20 pounds just in the last few years and totally revamped her style.
But what do I know. No one takes me seriously or listens to me. So, meh.
