I feel for Cara Delevingne because she’s bonkers like me, if even if her style of being bonkers is a bit more self-destructive than my type. But the looks I’ve seen of her from tonight’s 2023 Met Gala are really good.
I’m just a rando, but I just eyeballing what I see, Ms. Delevingne did a great job. She’s an amazing subject just in general and she came to serve tonight. She definitely has a timeless beauty to her.
There’s a reason why they pay her the big bucks, as they say.
I’m enjoying some whiskey this quiet Sunday evening and so, lulz, I find my inebriated mind pondering the question of the ages: so, is Tay-Tay going to date Cara Delevingne now?
The thing about Tay-Tay is she is the exact center of modern white heteronormative pop culture. An entire generation of (white) (liberal) women have projected all their hopes, dreams and aspirations onto Tay-Tay to a ridiculous degree.
As such, there is a lot to unpack about what Tay-Tay might do next with her romantic life. I’m fond of Tay-Tay because from her lyrics — she’s obviously sex-positive and loves to drink — just like me! So, obviously, she’s just another human being like all of us.
So, all things equal, she should be allowed to go through a “slut era” like Emrata. But, alas, because of all those liberal white women feeling broody it may be that Tay-Tay just doesn’t feel she can go around banging a series of high profile men like Emrata.
If she did something which would be perfectly understandable, the Wall Street Journal (or The New Yorker) would be writing long tirades about how the woke cancel culture mob and feminism is turning even Tay-Tay into a slut. What does it all mean? The headlines would scream if Tay-Tay was seen conspicuously bouncing from man to man for a few months.
But, wait, it gets worse.
If Tay-Tay decide to make her long-rumored “queer” side official, the amount of verbiage written by “thinkers” in the mass media would be astonishing. It is very easy for center-Right people to assume Tay-Tay is one of them because of, well, the way she looks. This is true to the point that Tay-Tay has to go way, way, way out of her way to MAGA fascists they have it all wrong.
So, but for how MAGA fascists would freak the fuck out, I could totally see Tay-Tay dating someone like Cara Delevingne. I think it would be sweet and fun if she did, and given how many songs St. Vincent wrote about Delevingne, maybe we might get some music out of the whole thing. And, what’s more the two women are already pretty close — Delevingne was a member of Tay-Tay’s “squad” back in the day.
I still don’t know what might — or might not — have happened between Tay-Tay and Karli Koss. There was a moment there when it definitely SEEMED like they were fucking. But at the same time, whatever they were doing, they did in a way that gave them the plausible deniability of just being “good friends.”
And, remember, the idea of a same-sex relationship between two women being something to even notice is a construct of we Poors. Within the elite worlds of fashion and Hollywood to even raise an eyebrow about two women dating is considered extremely gouache and low class.
Anyway, the point is — while it would be cool and all if Tay-Tay went a little nuts and bed hopped with both men and women, I suspect that’s just not going to happen. The poor woman can’t even get married and drop a few kids without it being THE CENTER OF DEBATE on editorial pages across the world.
Instead of ranting about my usual “hysterical doom shit,” let’s pause to reflect the most important news of the day — Taylor Swift allegedly breaking up with Joe Alwyn.
H/T The Mirror
The thing about Tay-Tay is she is not only an aspirational figure for millions of women around the globe, she is also the exact center of Western pop culture. So, whatever might happen because of this breakup could have some significant pop culture implications.
Off the top of my head, I can’t help but think about how Tay-Tay isn’t getting any younger and, as such, she might start to be on the prowl for a husband-father-to-her-children type guy.
Or, alternately, she might decide to go through her “slut era” and be really aggressive dating a lot of different guys — and women? — before she finally settles down again. I mean, hell, if Emrata can date a string of high profile dudes during a few short months, so can Tay-Tay. (I find this potential scenario very, very dubious.)
And I doubt that Tay-Tay would totally freak out and date Pete Davidson, as much she might like to take a walk on the wild side like that. Her fanbase would explode into tears of Tay-Tay dated a bad boy like Pete Davidson. Or, heck, if she was even seen in his general vicinity anytime soon.
Alternately, if Tay-Tay wanted to placate a certain small, but vocal part of her fanbase, she would date Cara Delevingne, who was already a member of Tay-Tay’s “squad.” That would be one way to keep her name in the public eye a really mind-blowing manner.
But given what little I know about Tay-Tay’s preferences, she will probably pick a safe soy-boy like dude who is non-threatening just like Alwyn. But I will note that Tay-Tay makes no bones about being a sexual being — at least in her music — so it’s within the realm of possibility that she might freak out in some way and do something really interesting and thought provoking with her love life.
All I ask is whatever she does, she releases a rock album because of the experience.
When it comes to this particular era in Emrata’s life, it’s curious for what HASN’T happened — she hasn’t publicly dated a woman yet. Given Emrata’s reputation as a “pick me” girl, it would make a huge amount of sense for her to go through her “bi-sexual queen” phase.
You go, girl.
And as I’ve suggested before about Emrata, if she decides to date women she has to get through the Final Boss of Cara Delevingne. It would be so, so, so hot if those two started dating. Probably a million young men (and a few women) would start puberty at the thought of Emrata being Cara’s girlfriend, even if it’s just for a few publicity filled weeks.
I suppose it’s just a matter of time, all things considered. It would be one of those fun-interesting things that got everyone talking. Inevitably, of course, the What Does It All Mean culture police would swoop in and make us all miserable my ranting about to smoking hot women dating each other means….something?
Pete Davidson may get all the PR for his “big dick energy,” but it’s Cara Delevingne who is the DL MVP of Hollywood’s collective sexlife. The woman can not be stopped.
Just “friends.”
But her amazing ability to bed female celebrities is obscured because Hollywood doesn’t want us Poors to know what’s going on. If the Hollywood press was clear about what they knew of Delevingne sapphic exploits, it would raise a lot of questions from us Poors that they the Powers That Be would just rather not be asked.
The issue — we Poors just can’t process that the amount of bi-sexualism found in the upper ranks of society. This is especially the case for women. The Elite hold we Poors in such low regard, that they actively gaslight us whenever Delevingne beds yet ANOTHER high end Hollywood starlet.
What I care about is not so much who Delevingne beds, but the fact that the Hollywood press is gaslighting us. This is really grating on my nerves when things like this happen — apparently, Cindy Crawford’s daughter might be hooking up with Delevingne, despite having a “boyfriend.”
The rumor mill has it that the two women were all over each other at some post-Oscar function. I first became aware that they were OBVIOUSLY fucking when I saw a picture of the two women in a two-person cardigan gifted to them by none other than Taylor Swift of all people.
Given that fucking Delevingne is some sort of rite of passage for any hot woman in Hollywood, the idea that the Hollywood press would wilfully not mention what was going on between the two women when the picture was taken is very, very annoying to me
I don’t know about you, but I sure did like it better when Emily Ratajkowski was married to her cheating shithead husband. It seems as though the woman has decide to have a PR relationship with every single dude in showbiz and it’s beginning to make me roll my eyes.
Emrata
But given her status as a “pick me girl,” it is pretty much inevitable at this point that Emrata is going to date a woman in a really public manner. The woman she probably is going to it with is the go-to showbiz lesbian lothario Cara Delevingne. It almost seems an immutable force of future history that this is going to happen.
Of course, I suppose someone like Fletcher or Miley Cyrus might get in on the Emrata “walk on the wild side” action at some point. Emrata needs to chill out. I get that she just wants to bounce around with different dudes (and eventually women) but she’s so famous that it probably would be in her best interests just to find someone, anyone and stick with them for a little while.
Emrata’s future girlfriend?
I have to give Emrata credit, despite having one of the most languid personalities ever, she does manage to be consistently interesting and self-aware.
I’m well aware of not only how bonkers Cara Delevingne is but how she’s not all that interested in men, but I find something about her very attractive. She’s a real babe. If you want “my type” — even though I don’t really have one — Delevingne is in the sweetspot.
Cara Delevingne
I suppose some of her appeal is she’s interesting. She has an air of something really unique that catches one’s eye whenever she’s in your mind. She is very much in the same vein as my other British celebrity crush, Alexa Chung. Both women are witty and interesting and self-aware enough that they’re greater than the sum of their beauty.
Alexa Chung
All this makes me think about how I wish I hadn’t blown out an emotional knee because of ROKon Magazine. If that had not happened, I have the innate photographic ability that I could very well have bounced to New York City after Seoul and tried to be a professional fashion photographer.
But…that was moment has passed, I’m afraid. Even if I get what I want, say, because I stick the landing with my first novel and suddenly have the funds to make some of my other dreams become a reality, I’m just too old.
I have to accept that any success I have will have a far different context than I hoped I might have when I was living in Seoul as an expat in my mid-30s. I’m almost 50 now and, well, lulz. even if I become very wealthy overnight….the whole context would be different. I would be mature and “wise” and just not able to do the crazy, fun things that younger people do without even thinking about it.
The only reason why I mention this is I hate, hate, hate it when people deny reality. It’s my pet peeve. But, here we are, and everyone is denying that it’s pretty obvious that Hollywood lesbian lothario Cara Delevingne is hot and heavy with Selena Gómez at the moment. (This doesn’t even begin to address how they played a same-sex couple in the latest season of Only Murders In The Building!)
I have no inside information and am always, always wrong, but look at this picture. Look at the body language.
“Just friends.”
That is NOT the body language of two women who just happen to be “friends.” That is the body language of two people romantically involved. You could put a dude that Gómez was dating in Delevingne’s position and we would take it for granted the dude in question was banging Gómez.
This goes back to my belief that there is an epic amount of same-sex bed hopping within Hollywood — especially among women — to the point that it would just be very difficult to properly explain what exactly was going on to the Poors.
Most of the time, it’s not like you can “ship” two women when they sleep together in Hollywood…they’re just FWB. Usually, both women still consider themselves straight and they just fall into bed every once in a while and spend the night together. That’s why Delevingne gets all the high end women she does — she knows not to get too attached and just to go with the flow. She serves the purpose of letting a continual flow of high profile women dabble in having a same-sex relationship without having to answer all the questions that might be asked if she admitted she was having an affair with a woman.
As such, woman after woman after woman can sleep with Delevingne and still retain a certain level of plausible deniability.
Don’t you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we’re left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here. — Alvy Singer, Annie Hall
I have long believed that there is an element of class difference when it comes to how much same-sex relationships there perceived in the rarified reaches of high society — specifically fashion. When you reach a certain level of fame and fortune, especially in the context of Hollywood, the idea of same-sex bed hopping is a rather blase lulz.
I say this in the context of what’s going on with everyone’s favorite lesbian lothario Cara Delevingne. She’s been through a lot recently, but she’s apparently recovered enough to continue to plow her way through the female population of tensile town. The woman is a force of nature when it comes to bedding high end women.
Yeah, Kaia, nothing to see her, right?
I at first heard about Delevingne going to Argentia of all places with Margot Robbie and didn’t think anything about it. I thought it was unusual that Delevingne would go from having a serious mental breakdown directly into bouncing around a remote part of South America with one of the best looking women in the world.
My usual assumptions about Delevingne banging the woman she was seen with didn’t come up because I knew that Robbie was married and maybe the two were friends and they thought getting Delevingne out of the limelight for a few days might help her mental health.
AND THEN…I saw on Tik-Tok where apparently the skuttle butt is that Robbie is on the outs with her husband. And all my usual assumptions about Delevingne came roaring back. It would make a lot of sense if Robbie, being estranged from her husband, decided to have a fling with Delevingne somewhere so far away that they could canoodle a bit easier.
AND THEN…Delevingne was seen running around the middle of New York City on Halloween night with none other than Selena Gomez.
I know I’m jumping to conclusions, but, dude, Delevingne’s reputation as a lesbian lady killer is so potent that I just can’t believe that she’s not bouncing back and forth between Robbie and Gomez at the moment. This could be very delusional of me speculate on — I often do such things — but I also think it’s possible that I’m right.
And now we get back to the class issue.
The Poors, the Plebes, automatically want to ascribe some sort of Greater Meaning to famous straight women banging Delevingne. But they’re missing the point — when you’re as wealthy and successful as Delevingne, Gomez and Robbie, you bed hop with women in a very casual way that doesn’t really have any greater meaning. (At least that’s my personal assumption, I’m often wrong. And I’m a dude, so don’t listen to me.)
Now, in recent years, this same dynamic has begun to show up on the other side of the gender spectrum. Male same-sex relationships are beginning to be seen, even by the broader Poor public as a lulz. This, despite the fact that the Reds seem determined to have a hysterical Gay Scare in the middle of this social transformation.
Anyway, I wish those three crazy girls luck. Have fun, ladies. And keep and eye on Delevingne’s mental health. I’m worried about her.
I have no idea what is going on with supermodel Cara Delevingne, but I am honestly worried about her. Whatever is wrong with her seems to have accelerated after she came back from Burning Man.
While she’d been acting really weird before then, something apparently seems to have happened while she was at Burning Man to make her go from just acting eccentric to having some sort of serious mental crisis.
So, it makes me wonder if maybe she sorta cracked her mind using a little too much LSD or some other mind altering substance while she was in the desert. It’s really rare for women — especially famous women — to lose their minds in such a public way.
I hope Ms. Delevingne is getting the help she needs. Hopefully, all she has to do is dry out and the rest will take care of itself. She apparently is in the care of people who love her so I suppose all the rest of us can do is hope for the best.
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