‘Pick Me Girl,’ Emrata

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Emily Ratajkowski is, at least in my view, the best looking public figure woman in the world. And, yet, at times she does have some curious personality quirks. She notoriously didn’t pay her rent in New York City because of a loophole. More recently, she’s become known as a “pick me” girl.

What this means — at least to me — is she will occasionally do and say things that she knows will make her more popular to her fans. Sort of a fan service for hot chicks. So, she claims she’s interested in dating a woman. She talks about how she’s interested in getting breast reduction surgery.

Sometimes, she says things that makes one think, “You know we know what you look like, right?

She kind of wants to square the circle. She wants to soak up the vibe of being wealthy and gorgeous…but at the same time she wants to be popular with people for being “relatable.” I will give her credit for knowing that if she doesn’t stay relatable to the average person she risks people hating her just like people hated Anne Hathaway at some point back in the day.

Anyway. I’m a nobody in the middle of nowhere. And old. And poor. So, nobody cares what I think.