Yet Again Mulling This UAP Business

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Given the Congressional hearing that happened recently, I find myself yet again mulling what the fuck is going on with this UAP business. Again, there are only three options:

  1. It’s alien
    This seems to be the most unlikely of the three, and, yet, given what I saw with my own two eyes when that Hellfire missile just kind of bounced off the UAP…I don’t know. I just don’t know. It’s all very strange.
  2. It’s secret military (US or otherwise)
    Other than displaying abilities that if they existed we probably would know about somehow, I would guess the probe (or whatever it was) was some sort of super secret U.S. Military thingmabob. Or, maybe it’s a Chinese technology. Something like that seems to be the sweetspot, logically.
  3. It’s some plutocrat’s super secret plaything.
    This is a more exotic, but more realistic option. Rather than an alien probe, it’s just some supersecret technology that someone like Elon Musk has developed to sell to the highest bidder. You could even speculate — as I’m wont to do — that maybe the technological Singularity has been reached in secret by some plutocrat and this technology is the result.

    Anyway. Who knows. This seems like it’s going to be a lingering mystery, one that isn’t solved anytime soon.

Author: Shelton Bumgarner

I am the Editor & Publisher of The Trumplandia Report

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