by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
America’s Caligula and his weird fixation with owning Greenland just doesn’t make any sense. Though if he does take Greenland, I think he’ll use the Little Green Men method and just creep into the country without firing a shot.
Given that Google is thinking about putting AI datacenter in SPACE of all things, maybe….Trump wants Greenland ’cause it’s cold and has a lot of land for….datacenters?
I know Trump is too dumb to think in such a complex way, but it would make a lot sense. I could see Trump just wanting Greenland because it looks big on a world map, but ultimately it’s one of the FAANG companies that swoop in and begin to populate the barren wastelands of Greenland with toasty datacenters.