by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
I only mention this because if it’s true, it’s extremely frustrating. Whenever I mention Alexa Chung on this blog for ANY REASON, someone from Washington D.C. looks at this site.
Now, being the paranoid motherfucker that I am, I automatically assume it’s the FBI printing out the post and putting it in a file or something. A long time ago, I had a celebrity crush on Ms. Chung and someone pranked me into thinking something I thought real, wasn’t real. In the course of that prank, I contacted her PR person.
I can only assume — if my paranoia is correct — that her “people” then contacted the FBI and told them to keep an eye on me. UGH. This is so embarrassing (if true.) At my worse, I’m a “delusional jerk with a good heart.” That’s at my absolute worst.
Normally, I’m so indifferent to virtually everything — other than, say, the Trump Era — that I’m pretty much just an anonymous doofus who likes to write a lot.
Anyway. I swear, FBI, you don’t have to keep a file on me. I’m not a loner and I don’t keep to myself.
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