‘War Of Words’ — #Lyrics To A Woke Pop-Rock Song

This is meant to be an update of Frankie Goes To Hollywood’s Two Tribes. It would have music that was really dancable and pop-rock in nature.

War of Words
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

a war of words
is all fine and dandy
until blood is spilled
and we’re all on the run

a war of words
is all fine and dandy
until blood is spilled
and we’re all on the run

this war of words
will not have a happy ending I’m afraid
I’m afraid
I’m afraid
I’m afraid
grab your partner while you can
try to get laid
because the end is laid before us

we’re in a war of words
we’re in the middle
fighting for our lives
hoping we get to see the dawn
will things come undone, undone, undone

a war of words
a war of words
a war of words
is all fine and dandy
until blood is spilled
and we’re all on the run

[bridge]
we all hope peace will arrive
so we can go back to drinking wine
but the way things are going
that’s just not in the cards

when the end does come
be sure to be with someone you love
’cause you only have one life
when the darkness comes all your delight
will be in full flight

‘Dotard’ — #Lyrics To A Woke Pop-Rock Song

This would be a slow pop-rock song like Pearl Jam’s “Garden.” That, at least, is my vision for it.

Dotard
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

the radiation drifts over the scorched earth
the dirt glows late a night
these visions give me a fright
as I awake in the middle of the night
with fate in my face teasing me
as it please

Trumplandia is ruled by a dotard
who doesn’t know where he is
the dotard will bring our end
is it just another sin

the dotard is a risk to us all
the dotard will destroy the world
if we don’t contain him now
dotard, dotard, dotard

the red alert is being sounded
the tweets are being written
the end is about to arrive
the animals churp in fear

the dotard is a risk to us all
the dotard will destroy the world
if we don’t contain him now
dotard, dotard, dotard

[bridge]
what can we do that’s my question
how can we fix this problem soon
when we all feel so doomed

but we’re all going to have to surive
death coming down from the skies
if we don’t vote the tyrant out
there can be no doubt

Talk To Me Internet: Ilana Glazer As A Bond Girl & #Writing A #Novel

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

In this one I talk about #writing my #novel, #art and how I think Ilana Glazer of Broad City should be a James Bond 007 girl. I also talk about middle-age #romance and how I wish I had a girlfriend to go with me on my upcoming trip to #NYC where I am supposed to stay at the W Hotel. I also talk about #women and their beauty both inside and out as well as #photography.

Talk To Me Internet: Doomsday Talk

by Shelton Bumgarner
In this one we talk about the end of the world, #aliens, the #Singularity and doomsday prepping. This is a really good conversation and I think you’ll like it. Be sure to like, follow and share Talk to Me Internet.

Talk To Me Internet: Of Online Privacy, Reddit & Martin Shkreli

In this one we talk about how much you should divulge online in #livestreaming as well as a little bit about Martin Shkreli. We also talk about #Reddit. We talk about the state of #Periscope. We go into some detail about why services like Periscope and #Blab seem to eventually be taken over by trolls and be unusable. Be sure to like the Talk To Me Internet page, follow it and share this video if you like it.

Ilana Glazer As A Potential Bond Girl & Her Inspiring A Character In My Novel

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

I have a huge celebrity crush on Ilana Glazer of Broad City and I think she has the makings of a A1 Hollywood superstar because of her personality, if nothing else. But, to date, she’s not really been in anything of note outside of Broad City.

As a big fan of the James Bond franchise, I think it would be amusing, interesting and intriguing if she were cast as a Bond Girl. She’s not your typical Bond Girl by any stretch of the imagination, but given her broad appeal, I think a lot of people would enjoy seeing her matching wits with Bond. The Bond serious has become so epic and serious minded that Glazer would be perfect as comic relief. She would put her own unique spin on it all and I think it would be a real crow pleaser to cast her in such a role.

Meanwhile, I’m working on a novel and the female lead is — in part — based on Glazer. Glazer reminds me a great deal of someone in my own life and I am drawing upon Glazer’s public persona to build out the character. The character is a little bit younger than Glazer, so I couldn’t see her playing the character in any daydream possible movie adaptation, but still.

I am currently working on the outline of the novel and it’s a lot of fun. I don’t know if my writing is good enough to make the actual end product something anyone will want to read, but I enjoy the process of doing it, regardless.

Talk To Me Internet: Ilana Glazer As A Bond Girl

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

In this meandering video, I talk about a lot of things. But one of the more interesting one is the idea of Broad City’s Ilana Glazer playing a Bond Girl. That would rock.

Talk To Me Internet: A Discussion About The ‘Hot Chick Effect’ In #Livestreaming

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

This is a really good conversation about livestreaming and how women have to deal with a lot of problems despite their high engagement because of their beauty.

Talk To Me Internet: A Meandering Monologue About #Writing

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

This is just my usual self-indulgent meandering monlogue. This time, it’s mostly about writing.

Talk To Me Internet: The Curious Case Of Hope Hicks #Trump

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

There’s something weird going on with Hope Hicks and Trump.