The Vast Majority Of Writing Advice For Aspiring Novelists is Bullshit

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

But for how much of an extrovert I am, I would neither write nor talk as much as I do about this first novel I’m working on. I just find it, in real terms, to be counter-productive. You have to have an obsessive personality to write any sort of novel — at least in my opinion — and there have repeatedly come points in this years-long process when I just felt like not telling anyone what I was doing.

Yet, I ‘m 100% extroverted, have no friends and no one likes me, so here I am.

Writing AGAIN about this novel when it would probably be for the best if I didn’t. I just can’t help myself. Sometimes, it’s nice to just let off some steam writing about writing, as it were.

Some of this frustration comes from I have a very clear sense of what works for me and the better writer and storyteller I become, the more all the advice I read from so-called “experts” either isn’t really very applicable to how I do things, or just seems like total fucking bullshit.

One thing that is really at the forefront of my mind is word count. If I use my scene count as a gauge — 1 scene equals about 1,000 words — I’m going to blow past the ~100,000 word count sweetspot. But this is just a first draft and there’s always the hope that at some point either when I write the second draft. Or maybe beta readers in some way pair back the word count while keeping the general story can be thought up.

That’s the hope, at least.

Author: Shelton Bumgarner

I am the Editor & Publisher of The Trumplandia Report

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