Haha…Oh Boy

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I’m drunk. Wasted, even. But having written a great deal of quality copy for the third draft of my first novel, I need to keep writing because of momentum, if nothing else.

So you get this.

I’m so obsessed with my Webstats that sometimes some very strange things happen that leave me scratching my head. I can never figure out if it’s a good thing or a bad thing that someone in Great Britain using what might be a burner phone is suddenly, out of the blue, VERY INTERESTED in me.

I’d like to think that it was a cool situation where someone was on location filming a Hollywood movie and they were using their burner phone to bone up on me cause I’m cool like that. It could be, of course, that someone thinks I’m crazy and they, too, are crazy and, well, there you go — they’re some kind of stalker.

Anyway. The point is — I’m very drunk at the moment. And very content. This is a fun situation because you just never know what creative thing will pop out when you’re writing a blog post too drunk to drive.

Ha!

But I fear I’m just a nobody that only stalkers or haters care about.

Author: Shelton Bumgarner

I am the Editor & Publisher of The Trumplandia Report

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