We Are Edging Towards A Dystopian Celebrity Porn Era

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

It happened, at last. I saw some photos of some celebrities — this time of them on the beach in bikinis — that looked totally real, even though they obviously were not.

The photo were of Mia Goth and Zendaya and they were on Twitter. They were still a little bit wonky if you looked at them closely, but…just glancing at them they definitely *seemed* real. And I’m beginning to think that by the end of the year, outright “good” celebrity porn will be common place.

I don’t quite know what we’re going to do when that happens. It definitely will be interesting, is all I gotta say.

Author: Shelton Bumgarner

I am the Editor & Publisher of The Trumplandia Report

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