#MAGA, The Blue Wave & Trump’s Coming Preemptive War With The DPRK

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

If you wanted to get all reflective about things, one might say that had Hillary Clinton won the Electoral Vote and was president now, things would actually be worse. I say this because Trump would have the best of both worlds — he could bitch an moan on Twitter all day about how bad things were, but wouldn’t have to actually do anything about it. Add to this how he probably would start Trump TV and you can see how things could be worse. And, what’s even worse, the same insane nutjobs who wanted to march on Washington and establish a deathcult in late October 2016, would be growing ever more hysterical.

As it stands, however, what’s going on is this: the Resistance needs time to rebuild its ranks of leadership. So, it’s going to be a while. The earliest anything is going possibly change is November 2018. Even then, between November and January, the lame duck session of Congress probably is going to cram in as many insane Federal judges as it can. But given that I think Trump is going to short-circuit the Blue Wave by starting a war with the DPRK between now and August, it could be much, much longer before anything changes. In fact, my big fear is the entire system is so broken that it could be a decade or more before The Resistance finally comes to power and even then everything will have changed so much that things simply won’t be able to snap back into place.

Having said all that, we need to think about that 35% of the electorate that continues to support Trump. It reminds me of the old SNL skit, “How’s He Doing” that had a round table of African Americans giving their views on Obama. I really think SNL needs to do a similar skit with Trump supporters. The issue is, and this is one I continue to struggle with: why is it so difficult for Trump supporters to see they’ve been duped.

This is not to say that they don’t have legitimate grievances, they do. They have a whole host of reasons why they should be upset with the existing order. I get that. But what I don’t get is their continued support for Trump personally.

And, really, the only thing that can give us any hope is that Trump doesn’t have any ideology other than winning the moment and whatever he tweets at any particular time. If he had an ideology he had thought through and was willing to defend, he would be a real danger to the Republic.

But, fortunately, he doesn’t have that. But what he does have as his fail safe is the ability to start a preemptive war with the DPRK. I still think that’s in his pocket. If things get too bad, he just arbitrarily starts a war with North Korea, kills about a million people needlessly and that’s that. We wake up in 2025 with President Tom Cotton getting sworn in.

Sadly, there’s no much we can do about it. I have proposed that the war with the DPRK will start between now and August 2018 and I have not seen anything to make me think otherwise. It has nothing to do with what is going on in Korea and everything to do with the continuing domestic crisis that is Donald J. Trump. A massive war with the DPRK will give Trump spectacular approval rating for a just long enough to prevent the Blue Wave from happening. That core 35% of the electorate who continue to support Trump no matter what will be the basis of a scary realignment of the American body politic as Trump becomes a war president.

And there’s not much we can do about it.

Fail Safe: Trump Will Start A War With The #DPRK By August To Stop The Blue Wave

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

While it seems as though peace has broken out in Korea, I have some serious doubts. I still believe that for cold, hard political reasons, Trump will start a war with the DPRK between now and early August. What may or may not be actually happening between the two Koreans has zero to do with what Trump knows in his gut: if he starts a war with the DPRK all his problems with Mueller will vanish and we’re headed towards an Iran-Contra style wrap up of the issue. In other words: squat happens.

So, hang on to your hats, folks. The Blue Wave won’t happen because of an epic wag the dog operation the likes of which we’ve never seen. A quick, bloody war will happen in Korea and by November, Lee Greenwood will have popped out yet again from his hole and be belting out “God Bless The USA.”

I hope I’m wrong. I really do. It will be a historic tragedy if I’m right.

V-Log: A Preemptive War Between #DPRK & USA Is Inevitable By August 2018

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

This is a really long, but interesting v-log of me walking and talking about why I believe war between the US and the DPRK is all but inevitable by August, 2018. Enjoy!

Why I Think We’re Going To War With The DPRK In 2018

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

All strategic, long-term indicators point to a preemptive war between the United States and the DPRK. I say this because everywhere I look, it seems, I see a new slight turn towards this inevitability. It just makes so much sense on a macro level.

We have, in the guise of Donald Trump, a mercurial, bonkers egomaniac leading the United States with historically low poll numbers going into a crucial mid-terms knowing that if he loses the House and or the Senate he could very well be impeached and convicted. It is simply to logical to think that Trump would see a quick, massively bloody war with the DPRK as his “fail safe.”

One thing we have to remember is, in the lead up to the Iraq War, there was all kinds of frantic diplomatic efforts to avoid war. But the fix was in. President Bush II wanted a war and he got one. So I wouldn’t get too excited if the DPRK frantically has high level talks with South Korea. The key thing to remember is the DPRK has an absolute need for security guarantees. The very thing they will never give up — the ICBM technology combined with their A-bomb technology — is the very things that Trump sees as his “red line.”

So, we’re hurdling towards a fish or cut bait moment.

Either the United States accepts the DPRK as a nuclear power and uses the age-old tactic of deterrence or it doesn’t. And by “doesn’t,” I mean we have a bloody, tragic preventable war in Northeast Asia with God-only-knows what kind of results.

Trump’s logic of war is that if he picks just the right moment to start such a war, that Lee Greenwood will be crooning “God Bless The USA” just about the time that voters are going to the polls in November. What I fear is that in hindsight, this could be a pretty enormous miscalculation. While the DPRK doesn’t want a war, if it feels as though the war is inevitable, things could spin entirely out of control. By that I mean, as the old adage goes, wars, like romance, are easily started by difficult to end.

The DPRK has had over 60 years to prepare for its final gotterdammerung. Besides the wide range of WMD options the DPRK has at its disposal, there are more unconventional options such as sleeper cells that would wreak enormous havoc domestically in the United States. Should a war with the DPRK start and DPRK sleeper cells be activated and thousands of Americans die across the country, that might make the Trump “fail safe” belief seem rather quaint.

As I understand it, there are about 100,000 American civilians in South Korea and countless more in Japan. And there simply is no easy way to bug out that many people without spooking the DPRK so much that they don’t start the war themselves. Thus, it seems as though we’re hurdling towards a situation where a war might start pretty abruptly and countless scores of American civilians will come back to the States in bodybags.

But I can see the appeal of a preemptive war with the DPRK for Donald Trump. He knows 500,000 or more people could die in the opening days of such a war and he simply doesn’t care. He lacks all sense of empathy and sees things in the cold, hard terms of white knuckled politics. He really, really wants Lee Greenwood crooning his hits on TV as people leave their house to vote in November, so once he knows for a fact that the DPRK has crossed his “red line” it is inevitable that a war will happen, it’s just a matter of how and when.

Therefore, I believe that at some point between now and November 2018, we’re going to war with the DPRK for no other reason than the North Koreans are never going to give up the security that being a nuclear power would provide.

Hold on to your hats, folks, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.

‘Drinking Problem’ — #Lyrics To A Pop Country Rock Song

I like to drink and a woman I have a crush on does, too. So, this is me pining for her in lyrics. I just like to tell stories in verse, so you get this. I could see someone putting a country pop spin on this, actually.

Drinking Problem
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

she says she’s been wasted
for days and I didn’t get your message
but you’d wait and wait and wait
if you thought it’d help you get a date
but she’s far away and you’re always too late

you’d drink her in given a chance
she’d give you a drinking problem
she’d give you a drinking problem
one glance would do the trick
given you a drinking problem real quick

she’s the kind of dame
makes you feel lame, lame, lame
she’s got real personality
likes to drink as much as you do
but to tell so would make feel a fool

so many women out there who drink like a fish
but to get just one kiss from her would make you blush
she’s special as can be
but you’re afraid she’d flee if she knew
the feelings you had for her

you’d drink her in given a chance
she’d give you a drinking problem
she’d give you a drinking problem
one glance would do the trick
given you a drinking problem real quick

[bridge]
there’s so much drama in the world
you’d like to stir things up with her
just one smile would make you walk a mile

you’d drink her in given a chance
she’d give you a drinking problem
she’d give you a drinking problem
one glance would do the trick
given you a drinking problem real quick

‘Witch Hunt’ — #Lyrics To A Fast, Hardrock Anti-Trump Protest Song

I write these lyrics for no other reason than Trump keeps giving me concepts to play with and I find writing song lyrics relaxing.

Witch Hunt
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

it’s a witch hunt
that’s what Trump tweets
randomly it seems
he’s using his executive time
to lie, lie, lie

but we all know it’s Mueller time
and Trump’s time is up
he’s going to be lumped up
rolling and shoved
into a jail because

this is no witch hunt
this is no witch hunt
this is no witch hunt

we’re all going to cheer
when all that we hold dear
is finally protected from Trump’s weird
will we all get to see his political career end
I hope so, oh dear

[bridge]
let’s rage against the night
until we see some delight
with Trump behind bars
living with all the scars

you can’t tweet yourself out of this
you POTUS piece of shit
we’re coming for you
because this is no witch hunt
this is no witch hunt
this is no witch hunt

‘You Messed With The Wrong High School’ — #Lyrics To An Anti-Gun Rock Song

This would be a pop rock song that had a beat that you could dance to. It’s about Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School.

You Messed With The Wrong High School
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

think you can walk all over us
without any care without any fuss
but let me be clear NRA
you don’t know the hornet’s nest
that you’re now messing with
you messed with the wrong high school
you messed with the wrong high school
you messed with the wrong high school

things are dire right now that true
the NRA is all powerful and adults tell us no
tell us to shut up and study hard
so we get into the school of our choice
what’s the point if we’re dodging bullets?

you messed with the wrong high school
you messed with the wrong high school
you messed with the wrong high school

[bridge]
just watch us as we fight, fight, fight
we’ve got teen spirit as they say
there’s more than life than grades
we want to live to get laid

we’re ready to show you our spunk
there’s no end to our fight
this struggle won’t be easy it’s true
thing’s are just beginning ’cause

you messed with the wrong high school
you messed with the wrong high school
you messed with the wrong high school

‘Kid’s Crusade’ — #Lyrics To An Anti-Gun Pop Song

This is my effort to talk about the Parkland anti-gun movement. It would be a peppy pop beat.

Kid’s Crusade
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

adults are acting like children
bickering amongst themselves as innocents die
so it’s time for the kids to take control
take control of the debate
it’s time for a
kid’s crusade
kid’s crusade
we’re going to end the deaths

they say we’re too young
we should keep our views to ourselves
but adults’ time is up
they seem to be so out of touch
now is our time to make some change
we’re on a kid’s crusade

kid’s crusade
kid’s cruade
kid’s crusade

[bridge]
see on my TV screen
the NRA members scream
we’re going to shut them up
show them that Parkland is tough

this is not the end
this is just the beginning
we’re the future
those who cling to their guns the past

kid’s crusade
kid’s crusade
kid’s crudade

‘Crisis Actor’ — #Lyrics To An Anti-Gun Ballad

Writing lyrics is relaxing. These lyrics are decent.

Crisis Actor
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

they try to tell me it didn’t happen
that it’s all a lie
the shots weren’t fired
the blood didn’t spill
my friends aren’t dead
it’s all in my head
but I know for a fact they’re wrong

I’m no crisis actor
I’m no crisis actor
I’m no crisis actor

we’re all in this together
gotta fight till our last breath
to get the laws changed or it’s or death
what can we do at our young age
when adults just scream
and act deranged
we’re in a crisis that’s the truth
but to call me a crisis actor
is just too much

I’m no crisis actor
I’m no crisis actor
I’m no crisis actor

[bridge]
we’re going to fix this problem
that’s for sure
march on Washington is just the beginning
we’re in it till the end
that’s no sin

you can claim I’m wrong
that we’re too young to know right from wrong
but adults won’t lead
so I guess it leaves it up to me

I’m no crisis actor
I’m no crisis actor
I’m no crisis actor

‘Last Man Standing’ — #Lyrics To An Anti-Gun Pop Ballad

This one turned out ok. Too bad no one cares about anything I write. But it’s relaxing to vent in verse.

Last Man Standing
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

the day began normal enough I’m afraid
young teenagers hoping to get laid
soon enough, soon enough
things go pretty rough
active shooter alarm rang through the halls
teachers cover their children in a rush
hoping it was all a drill
who would be
the last man standing
the last man standing
the last man standing

fleeing for our lives
we screamed and screamed
hoping against hope that we would surive
would we be accused of acting once it was over
would we get death threats for speaking out
that’s the cost of being
the last man standing
the last man standing
the last man standing

finally things ended with a bang
we realized we could at last take a breath
the tears of rage began as they always do
what to do next was on our lips
it just too us time to process
our new status as
the last man standing
the last man standing
the last man standing