Rudy: There Are 183 Cohen Tapes Dealing With Years 2016-2018

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

The issue for me is we may be in for a bumpy August if there is anything juicy in the 183 Cohen Tapes Rudy Giuliani alleges exist. I am of the opinion that it’s a big nothingburger unless Trump forced someone, anyone to have an abortion at some point in the last two years. It doesn’t have to be Shera Bechard, it just has to be someone.

The point of all of this is the president is a raw dogging hound dog. It’s obvious the base has long ago factored in his rakish behavior and the only thing that might leave a political welt is if you could PROVE he not only paid a woman to have an abortion, but that she felt PRESSURED to do so. If you could prove that, you got yourself an earth shattering story. One for the ages.

But our only option at this point for that, Shera Bechard, simply isn’t viable anymore. Elliot Broidy got her pregnant, end of story. So the more stories of women Trump’s had affairs with over the years come out, the more the base look up to him as some sort of stud.

Then there’s this:

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Of The Cohen Tapes: We May Be In For A Bonkers August

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Now, for some time I thought Donald Trump got Shera Bechard pregnant and using Elliot Broidy as a fall guy, paid her $1.6 million to get an abortion. I now 100% don’t believe that happened.

But the surreal thing is that there could be dozens of women where something similar to that did, in fact, happen, but without the fall guy — Trump simply got Michael Cohen to make the problem “go away.” And by problem, of course, I mean the woman had an abortion.

August is a pretty bad month, so it’s very possible that while we’ll get final, absolute confirmation that Elliot Broidy got Shera Bechard pregnant, not Trump, there’s a good chance we’re in for some pretty shocking tapes. I only say this because the elites go on vacation in August and inevitable big things happen then because, well, God hates them. 🙂

I have no inside information, so this may all be bullshit. But that’s my current theory.

Pondering What’s In Those ‘Hundreds’ Of Cohen Tapes

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

It pretty obvious at this point, at least to me, that while we may be in for something of a bumpy few weeks, it’s likely that nothing too astonishing is going to come out from any attention Cohen Tapes. I say this because, well, Team Trump would have fought a whole heap of a lot harder to prevent prosecutors from getting them if there was anything all that damaging in them.

One thing I disagree with my “partner in crime” about is what happens if there’s a tape of Michael Cohen conspiring with Keith Davidson against Shera Bechard. He says it’s a big meh because, well, Elliot Broidy was the father and so fuck it. But I disagree for us, personally. I believe *anything* found in those tapes will be rolling thunder in the public consciousness for about 24 hours, no matter what’s in them.

Hence, even though he and I have settled that Trump isn’t the daddy — even though logically he should be — he and I are bound to get a least a little bit of attention for no other reason than I (by in extension HIM) have been involved in at least trying to figure out what the fuck happened. I say this knowing full well that it will be New York Magazine’s Paul Campos who will get the bulk of the attention, no matter who the Shera Bechard babydaddy is.

But, whatever. I have very low expectations. No tape may exist and even if it does, we may never hear it. So if nothing else it’s existence or lack thereof has given me something to write about.

1 Cohen Tape Of Him Talking With Keith Davidson About Shera Bechard & Whoa Buddy

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

I have no inside information about anything, but I would like to note in passing that there are allegedly “hundreds” of Michael Cohen tapes. This is the point when I say I have a vested interest in what’s in those tapes because, well, even if there’s absolute proof that Elliot Broidy is Shera Bechard’s babydaddy and not Donald Trump, there will probably be about 24 hours when that whole thing is going to be of huge national interest.

Throw in the possibility the two men might be talking about putting the squeeze on her to pressure her into having an abortion in exchange for $1.6 million and things get really wild, really quick. I say this as a I stress that Donald Trump isn’t the father. I absolutely, 100% believe Elliot Broidy is the father of Shera’s bechard fetus.

I’m just saying that there is a real possibility that people will be interested in what I’ve written about all of this at least to the extent that my website crashes for about 24 hours. I will note that Paul Campos will probably get the vast majority of the attention and I’ll just get a little bit on the side.

But to venture off into crazy town again, if there’s a tape proving that *Trump* is the father then I black out in disbelief. I just don’t see that happening. It’s just not going to happen. Absolutely. It’s never going to happen because Trump isn’t the father.

Anyway, it will be interesting to see when, if ever, we hear the rest of those tapes and what happens to be on them. It could be a long time before we hear the tapes, or not. You just never know.

The Magical Mystery Michael Avenatti ‘Cohen Tape’ Tweet In The Context Of Shera Bechard

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Ok, if I didn’t absolutely, 100% know Trump had nothing to do with Shera Bechard, I would kind of flip out seeing the below tweet:

But I feel as thought I absolutely know what happened with Bechard and so this is all a bunch of silliness. The idea that Trump might be mortally wounded politically because of the the FOTUS (Campos) Theory is so addictive, so delicious that it’s easy for one to get a sugar rush from it all.

We know the facts. Bechard got pregnant by Elliot Broidy and that’s it. But it will be interesting to see who, if anyone, Avenatti is talking about. Nothing fun-interesting ever happens, so I should just go back to my novel(s) and continue to struggle with how to flesh the concepts out.

Meh. Just meh.

Lulz, nothing matters.

Something Weird Is Going On

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

I have no idea what is going on. The only thing I can compare it to is I feel like an asteroid has struck the earth on the other side of the planet and the water has suddenly drawn away from the shore. I know this means something, but what, exactly, leaves me at a loss.

Given what little I have to work from, I would speculate someone knows something — something big — might be about to happen and that yours truly might be affected by it. Or let me put it another way — the circumstances I find myself in are identical to what they would be if what I think might be about to happen, were about to happen.

What I am concerned about is that even though Elliot Broidy is obviously Shera Bechard’s babydaddy, that there might be a Cohen Tape that will throw that back into the spotlight in a big way.

Or something.

I honestly have no idea what could possibly be about to happen. Maybe I’m totally blowing this out of proportion. But only time will tell I guess.

Is Something Up With Don Jr.?

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Editor’s Note:
NEVER MIND.

Now, let me begin by saying that this is so whacked out, so out there, so quick to be proven to be just me being paranoid that the shelf-life on this post may be counted in minutes rather than hours or days.

But something weird is going on.

My partner in crime on the Shera Bechard front….is quiet. And he posted a big old picture of Don Jr. on his Twitter feed. And he’s made it very clear in the past that he would be quick to vanish if he felt he needed to. But by writing this post, it should bait him into yelling me for writing something so stupid.

Weird, bruh. Weird.

Probably means nothing.

Right? Right?

Like A Bad Penny, Keith Davidson Pops Up Again, This Time In The Cohen Tapes

By Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Let me be clear — just because there may be tapes of Keith Davidson talking to Michael Cohen doesn’t mean Shera Bechard will get roped into any controversy associated with the Cohen Tapes that allegedly exist. From what I gather, the tapes might have Cohen and Davidson talking about the Stormy Daniels situation, not anything to do with Bechard.

Or, put another way, there’s nearly zero possibility that there will, at last, be some big revel that indicates it was Trump, not Broidy who got Shera Bechard pregnant. It’s just not going to happen. We may hear Cohen and Davidson talking about something that could be interpreted as a violation of campaign finance law, but there won’t be any bombshell where they talk about the “truth” of what happened.

We know the actual truth, Elliot Broidy got Shera Bechard pregnant, end of story.

I will go so far as to say, even if there’s a tape of Michael Cohen and Keith Davidson going into explicit detail of how they’re going to pressure Bechard to have an abortion in exchange for $1.6 million, if Broidy’s the father, it will barely make a blip in today’s modern media landscape.

If it’s Trump, Trump’s got an enormous problem on his hands, but it’s not Trump so we’re just going to have to accept we’re ruled by a vile, mad tyrant for the foreseeable future.

Even More Mulling Shera Bechard In The Context Of The Cohen Tapes

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Don’t get your hopes up, folks. If there are 12 audio recording of Cohen talking to Trump specifically, there is almost zero chance that they talk about Shera Bechard. Now, if there was a tape of Michael Cohen talking to Keith Davidson about Shera Bechard’s abortion that might be news.

But given what I know about what’s going on, that’s not going to happen.

So, I will literally black out in shock if any of those tapes has anything to do with Ms. Bechard.

Move along, nothing to see here.

Lordy, There Are Tapes — How Does Shera Bechard Factor Into Michael Cohen’s Tapes?

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

If anything, the existence of Michael Cohen tapes would seem to disprove completely the notion that Elliot Broidy was Trump’s fall guy in the Shera Bechard matter. I say that because of all the juicy tapes Cohen’s team could leak at this point, you’d think they’d leak a tape of Michael Cohen, Keith Davidson and Donald Trump working together to screw Shera Bechard over.

But it’s pretty obvious such a tape doesn’t exist because Trump had nothing to with her despite how much logic says he does. So That’s it, that’s the end of the Shera Bechard – Elliot Broidy — Donald Trump theory. It was fun while it lasted.

Really, at this point for me, the Holy Grail of Trump Scandals is audio of Donald Trump through Michael Cohen pressuring Shera Bechard to have an abortion. But it doesn’t exist. It just doesn’t exist.