#FOTUS — The Cohen Tapes

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Think of this a yet another final word on all of this.

#FOTUS — This Makes No Sense

By Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls 

I am at a loss. I have no idea what is going on. I continue to get a steady flow of interest in the now very debunked #FOTUS Theory from here and there around the world and it totally, utterly makes no sense. Why would anyone care about a theory that anyone who has been paying any attention knows isn’t true?

And, yet, since last week, I’ve had a steady little trickle of people who obviously are interested in…and I honestly am at a loss. It totally makes no sense what so ever.

It’s as if people are getting wind of something regarding the theory that on the face of it would be completely illogical and “big, if true” kind of thing. There was no cover story and we know what happened — Elliot Broidy got Shera Bechard pregnant and pretty much because of a very stupid dumb luck kind of situation it at one point appeared as if Trump was involved in some way.

And, weirdly enough, given what a piece of shit Trump is on many different levels, he was, in fact, not connected in anyway other than his personal fixer, Michael Cohen, being connected to Shera Bechard’s lawyer Keith Davidson.

But it’s as if deep in the bowls of the Internet, someone, somewhere, finds all of this interesting again for some reason. 

#FOTUS: — Deep Echo, Redux (What Is Going On?)

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

This makes no sense. It makes no sense at all that I continue to see an uptick in searches from all over the place about the FOTUS scandal theory. It it completely odd and puzzling on a number of different levels. The uptick has been pretty constant the last few days. People are really interested in what I’ve written about the now completely debunked FOTUS affair theory.

I honestly don’t know why this is. I thought it had something to do with Mueller’s sentencing memo of Cohen, but, obviously, it didn’t.

So, I don’t know.

The only possible somewhat within the realm of possibility I can think of is someone out there knows that for some reason Cohen is going to drop some of his tapes sometime soon. He allegedly did a shitton of them with some pretty important people and if somehow we actually heard him talk to Keith Davidson to screw over Shera Bechard, that would at least bring the whole imbroglio back into the back to the forefront.

That’s all I got. Really. The other, darker possibility is I’m somehow in trouble and am going to be sued. I haven’t done anything to warrant that — and I’m completely broke anyway — so that’s just me being paranoid (I think.)

#FOTUS: Clickbait! Nothingburger! (Or Nah?)

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Let’s go through the datapoints we have at this moment.

1. Friday, Dec. 7th, 2018, Mueller is apparently set to drop some sort of sentencing document in regards to what Michael Cohen has told his investigation.
2. Donald Trump is flop sweating on Twitter.
3. The last 24 hours, I’ve seen a minor — but noticeable — uptick in Web searches about my what I called the FOTUS Theory. Just out of the blue, I noticed people were suddenly interested in what I had written regarding that now-debunked theory. The theory was, of course, that Elliot Broidy was the fall guy for Donald Trump having an affair with Shera Bechard that produced a fetus that was later aborted under duress. (This was proven in a court of law not to be the case. It was Broidy. Broidy was the babydaddy.)
4. The FOTUS Theory has been completely, totally debunked and it was all a misunderstanding caused by Shera Bechard picking Keith Davidson to represent her in the NDA negotiations with Elliot Broidy that Michael Cohen was heading up. (Davidson and Cohen were best buddies, hence we all thought it was actually the reverse — that Trump and Cohen had picked Davidson because they could trust him. Turns out, not so! )

It’s very possible that there’s some other explanation for the uptick in searches I’m seeing on this Website for FOTUS information. Very possibly, it’s nothing. What I think is happening — there’s chatter out there in the aether because somehow, someway people know something big is about to drop today that’s in some way connected to it — just isn’t there.

So, in a sense, there’s a 90% chance that all the posts I’ve been doing in the last 24 hours really are just misguided “clickbait” about a “nothingburger.” I feel as though I’ve made that clear writing these posts, but still. Reasons why it’s I’m really pulling the hunch that maybe something big is dropping out of my ass are:

1. We know what happened.
Shera Bechard has stated publicly and under oath that she had an affair with Elliot Broidy, she got pregnant and he paid her $1.6 million to “shut up” (have an abortion.) So, that’s what happened. Full stop. The end. All the confusion on this matter happened because Shera Bechard picked Keith Davidson as her lawyer in the NDA negotiations and he was best buds with the president’s fixer Michael Cohen.
2. A lot of people have looked into this.
The WSJ got the goods on this matter and many, many news organizations have looked into this and found that it really was a nothingburger. So, again, it goes beyond logic and good sense to think something, anything is going to happen today.

Ok, having said that, let’s look at what might be the source of search uptick.

1. Nothing — just random.
2. Something.

What that “something” could be is probably this: as part of his sentencing, the Mueller document will make reference to Cohen being in cahoots with Davidson to screw Shera Bechard over in the NDA negotiations. That’s the only thing I can think of that might be a “something.” It’s interesting, to say the least. Even if that is the “something,” it would draw attention to the issue again, yes, but the outrage and controversy wouldn’t last more than a news cycle and there’s probably plenty of other news that’s going to happen today to overshadow it.

A little video on this subject.

So, don’t get your hopes up that somehow magically Mueller will discover the for real for real truth and we’ll learn that somehow we all got hoodwinked and Trump really did get Shera Bechard pregnant and pressure her into an abortion. It’s just not going to happen. Too many people would have had to have lied and risked jail time to cover this up for that to happen. So, while today is going to likely be bumpy for several reasons, it’s not going to be bumpy for THAT reason.

#FOTUS — Something’s Up, But What?

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Let’s go through the datapoints we have at this moment.

1. Friday, Dec. 7th, 2018, Mueller is apparently set to drop some sort of sentencing document in regards to what Michael Cohen has told his investigation.
2. Donald Trump is flop sweating on Twitter tonight.
3. The last 24 hours, I’ve seen a minor — but noticeable — uptick in Web searches about my what I called the FOTUS Theory. Just out of the blue, I noticed people were suddenly interested in what I had written regarding that now-debunked theory. The theory was, of course, that Elliot Broidy was the fall guy for Donald Trump having an affair with Shera Bechard that produced a fetus that was later aborted under duress. (This was proven in a court of law not to be the case. It was Broidy. Broidy was the babydaddy.)
4. The FOTUS Theory has been completely, totally debunked and it was all a misunderstanding caused by Shera Bechard picking Keith Davidson to represent her in the NDA negotiations with Elliot Broidy that Michael Cohen was heading up. (Davidson and Cohen were best buddies, hence we all thought it was actually the reverse — that Trump and Cohen had picked Davidson because they could trust him. Turns out, not so! )

Here’s the FOTUS Theory in graphic form.

Having said all that, it begs the question — why are people suddenly searching for information about a debunked theory? Probably it’s nothing. Probably just enough people realized that the Cohen sentencing document is set to drop on Friday and they just were curious about the Elliot Broidy angle. Or, if nothing else, it was just a deep echo of interest out of the blue.

That’s probably what it is.

Here’s a video I made before I knew about the sentencing memo set to drop tomorrow.

But you could make the case — and here I am venturing off into Alex Jones territory — that Something Is Up. My best guess is all that will happen is Cohen will get in trouble for conspiring against Shera Bechard with Keith Davidson. Trump, AGAIN, will be proven not to be to be connected in any way shape or form with her. That’s my best guess. You really would have to have lost your mind to come anywhere near thinking maybe, just maybe the final Truth will come out and…we’ll learn FOTUS really did happen.

I just don’t see that happening. Bechard made a sworn deposition regarding her involvement with Broidy, so it just isn’t within the realm of possibility that we might have the ultimate bombshell — that Trump got a woman pregnant and forced her into having an abortion in exchange for $1.6 million.

That’s just not going to happen. Full stop.

I will note in passing that we still have no proof that Broidy and Bechard actually know each other beyond the negotiations for the NDA and their statements in court. No pictures, no nothing.

But that’s crazytalk. It’s embarrassing even to bring up.

So, my best guess is Keith Davidson is in trouble for his extremely unethical relationship with Michael Cohen. That’s the best The Resistance can hope for at this point.

Shelton Bumgarner is a writer and photographer living in Richmond, Va. He is working on hist first novel. He may be reached at migukin (at) gmail (dot) com. He is studying your interactions with this website, by the way. 🙂 He’s also sorry for writing so much about FOTUS in the past. He got excited. He should have been more controlled.

#FOTUS: The Curious Case Of Cohen, Mueller & An Uptick In Searches

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Elliot Broidy got Shera Bechard pregnant, pressured her into have an abortion, gave her $1.6 million to keep her mouth shut and, well, that it. That’s what happened.

Having said that, apparently some sort of document associated with Michael Cohen’s cooperation with Bob Mueller is set to drop tomorrow and, well, something curious is happening in my Web stats. It’s nothing big, but there is a minor uptick in searches for associated with what I called the FOTUS Affair (Fetus of the United States). This uptick happened in just the last day or so and I had no idea that anything to do with Cohen was set to drop on Friday. I knew Manafort was supposed to drop, but not Cohen.

Below is the conceit of the FOTUS Theory, which proved to simply be a big misunderstanding caused by Bechard’s initial selection of Michael Cohen’s best buddy Keith Davidson to represent her in her NDA negotiations with Elliot Broidy.

So, it’s curious. All I can say is maybe someone, somewhere is hearing chatter about Broidy — Cohen — Davidson screwing over Shera Bechard and that might be something mentioned in the document Mueller is set to release tomorrow. I don’t think it’s going to be any truly jaw-dropping news like Trump REALLY WAS the baby daddy. I just don’t see that happening, given everything we’ve heard about in a court of law on the subject. It just doesn’t make any sense that that would be what people are hearing chatter about and hence causing them to search for what I wrote about.

But it is possible we might hear something about what, exactly, Broidy — Cohen — Davidson did to screw over Bechard (simply because it was illegal and that’s it) and as such that particular shitshow will come to the forefront for maybe one news cycle. Probably won’t even make it through the weekend.

The whole thing is just…curious. Unusual. In just enough way to make you cock an eye. Why would people suddenly be searching for what I wrote? Who knows what and why? What, exactly, is going to be dropped tomorrow? It’s all very intriguing.

Below is a video I did earlier in the day before I made the connection between the Cohen filing and any potential Shera Bechard news.

#FOTUS: Deep Echo

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

For some reason, people are searching for either Elliot Broidy or Shera Bechard’s name and they are finding what I wrote about what I called the FOTUS affair here. One of two possibilities exist — either it’s just a “deep echo” of people learning dribs and drabs about the story again…or some big news about the relationship between the two is going to come out. If any news did come out, I’m thinking it might be tapes of Michael Cohen talking to Shera Bechard’s lawyer Keith Davidson.

I have no idea. I’m just sorry I wrote so much about it in the first place. My bad, as they say.

Let’s Flip The Script (For The Time Being) — Trump & The Bonfire Of The Inanities

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

As I have written about at great length, I’m working on a scifi novel. While I’ve been developing it in my mind for about 7 years now, only in the last few months have I been hard at work developing it in any real way. Now that I realize what the story is about — and the characters — I realize do to the story justice I have to go in directions I’m not quite prepared to go.

As such, I think I’m going to cool it on that front for a little bit. I know I want to tell a story, I just don’t know if the scifi concept is THE story I want to tell right now. Anyway, I have a vague notion of a novel concept that is much more personal and easy to write — I think. But it’s really gauzy and muddled at this point and I would definitely have to do a lot of thinking and developing of the concept AGAIN before I sat down to do a scene summary.

But it’s worth a try. I’ve been doing pretty much nothing the last few days and it’s time to be productive. I may bounce back and forth between the scifi concept and this new concept simply to keep myself interested, if no nothing else.

What I don’t want is the story to turn into some sort of Trump Era “Bonfire Of The Vanities.” That’s not my goal. I know I want to do a character study of sorts and do so in a way that only a 200,000 word novel affords. Anyway, I think I have things figured out. But I don’t know. It’s going to take a little while.

Rudy: There Are 183 Cohen Tapes Dealing With Years 2016-2018

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

The issue for me is we may be in for a bumpy August if there is anything juicy in the 183 Cohen Tapes Rudy Giuliani alleges exist. I am of the opinion that it’s a big nothingburger unless Trump forced someone, anyone to have an abortion at some point in the last two years. It doesn’t have to be Shera Bechard, it just has to be someone.

The point of all of this is the president is a raw dogging hound dog. It’s obvious the base has long ago factored in his rakish behavior and the only thing that might leave a political welt is if you could PROVE he not only paid a woman to have an abortion, but that she felt PRESSURED to do so. If you could prove that, you got yourself an earth shattering story. One for the ages.

But our only option at this point for that, Shera Bechard, simply isn’t viable anymore. Elliot Broidy got her pregnant, end of story. So the more stories of women Trump’s had affairs with over the years come out, the more the base look up to him as some sort of stud.

Then there’s this:

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Of The Cohen Tapes: We May Be In For A Bonkers August

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Now, for some time I thought Donald Trump got Shera Bechard pregnant and using Elliot Broidy as a fall guy, paid her $1.6 million to get an abortion. I now 100% don’t believe that happened.

But the surreal thing is that there could be dozens of women where something similar to that did, in fact, happen, but without the fall guy — Trump simply got Michael Cohen to make the problem “go away.” And by problem, of course, I mean the woman had an abortion.

August is a pretty bad month, so it’s very possible that while we’ll get final, absolute confirmation that Elliot Broidy got Shera Bechard pregnant, not Trump, there’s a good chance we’re in for some pretty shocking tapes. I only say this because the elites go on vacation in August and inevitable big things happen then because, well, God hates them. 🙂

I have no inside information, so this may all be bullshit. But that’s my current theory.