by Shelt Garner
I have a very active imagination, hence the novel I’m working on. I think one time someone like Jodi Kantor used the Internet Archive to poke around this Website. I think, in the end, she definitely swiped left on my sorry ass.
I am well aware that relative to the metrics of Blue Check liberals I come across as a deranged crank. Ok, I get it. All I can say is, in the words of the late Annie Shapiro that I’m a, “delusional jerk with a good heart.” I may be a crank, but I’m a good hearted one.
Anyway, someone again used the Internet Archive to poke around this site. I feel nervous about what they think of me because of the very thing I just mentioned — I probably come across as a deranged loser.
I’ve been kicked out of better countries than this.