My Hot Take On Biden’s ‘New World Order’

by Shelt Garner

Let’s take a walk down memory lane, shall we? Around the time of the first Iraq War, then Secretary of State James Baker was supposed to give a speech were he articulated a “new world order” in the context of the post-Cold War world. Then, for some reason, he mysteriously canceled the speech.

Don’t get excited.

Would you believe that just because he did that, a generation or more of conspiracy theorists have thrown every possible bonkers idea at the notion of a “New World Order.” The theory is that this is some sinister concept involving the UN, black helicopters and (your kooky idea here.)

Flash forward and Biden made a reasonable and off-handed comment about the current world situation where he mentioned a new world order. Now, every MAGA New Right cocksucker worth their weight in Comet Pizza wants us to believe we’re all going to be forced to wear the Mark of the Beast soon.

Guys, we’re living in a fucking New World Order, RIGHT NOW — it’s called the post WW2 New World Order. And, if things get bad enough and we have a WW3, whatever the world looks like will, in fact, be a New World Order.

So, calm down. Smoke a cigar, make a pretty girl laugh. Have a drink and relax –you have nothing to worry about when it comes to a New World Order. It’s happened before and it will happen again.

Author: Shelton Bumgarner

I am the Editor & Publisher of The Trumplandia Report

Leave a Reply