I Was A Year Off

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

In 2025, I predicted that 2026 would be a shitty year. Well, it was and it wasn’t. It wasn’t all that bad, all things considered — at least so far. It could nose dive should in the last third should Trump declare martial law over the 2026 midterms.

But hopefully — hopefully — that won’t happen.

Yet for a variety of reasons but public and personal, 2027 is going to suck. It is going to suck so bad — especially on a personal basis — that it will be quite memorable. It’s almost like Trump is trying to hurt me personally with some of his policy objectives.

Did I mention how much 2027 is going to suck?

All I can do is just hunker down and enjoy the last few months of a normal life before all hell breaks loose. Or, put another way, I can enjoy this idyllic, unusual situation I’ve found myself in for an extended amount of time before it ends rather dramatically.

But I’m a survivor. Or, at least, I like to think I am. So while things will get EXTREMELY BUMPY for me personally in 2027, I’m a grown man. I will survive, as the song delcares.

The Only Way We Get Universal Basic Income Is To Bribe The Elites With A National VAT Instead Of An Income Tax

There is a simmering, bipartisan conversation in Washington and Silicon Valley about the inevitability of a Universal Basic Income (UBI). As artificial intelligence and automation threaten to hollow out white-collar and blue-collar work alike, the idea of a guaranteed federal stipend has moved from the radical fringe to mainstream policy debates. Personally, I am all for it. Replacing our labyrinthine, means-tested patchwork of welfare programs with a single, streamlined cash floor isn’t just compassionate—it is good governance.

And yet, if we look strictly at the mechanics of American power, there is only one realistic way a national UBI ever passes Congress: as part of a grand bargain that abolishes the federal income tax and replaces it with a massive national Value-Added Tax (VAT) or consumption tax.

To understand why, you have to look at both the math and the politics.

The 30%+ Sticker Shock

In most developed economies that already use a VAT, the rate hovers around 18% to 20% on top of existing income taxes. If the United States wanted to eliminate the federal income tax entirely and fund a universal basic income floor, the consumption tax rate would have to be eye-wateringly high.

When you look at long-standing legislative proposals like the FairTax Act—which proposes abolishing the IRS, repealing income and payroll taxes, and sending every household a monthly “prebate” check (a de facto small-scale UBI)—the required tax-exclusive sales markup sits right at 30%. Independent economists and tax policy models suggest that to make a true UBI revenue-neutral while zeroing out income taxes, a national VAT or consumption tax would easily need to hit 32% to 35%. Every time you bought a car, a laptop, or a cup of coffee, roughly a third of the price would go straight to the Treasury.

The Ultimate Bribe to the Ultra-Wealthy

On paper, progressives normally hate consumption taxes because they are inherently regressive: working-class families spend nearly 100% of their paychecks on survival, meaning their entire income gets taxed at the register, whereas billionaires only spend a tiny fraction of their fortune.

Paradoxically, that exact flaw is what makes the VAT-for-UBI swap politically unstoppable. It functions as a massive, structural bribe to the plutocrat class.

Under a pure consumption-tax regime, capital accumulation, compounding investments, and unspent income become completely tax-free. A billionaire could watch their net worth grow by tens of billions of dollars a year without owing a single dime to the federal government, paying tax only when they actually buy a fifth yacht or a private island. For the ultra-wealthy, handing working Americans a modest monthly UBI check is a small price to pay if the trade-off is the total abolition of taxes on income, corporate profits, and capital gains.

The Coming Grand Bargain

We aren’t quite at the tipping point yet, so for now, this remains a theoretical exercise on the horizon. But make no mistake: when the economic displacement of the 2020s and 2030s finally forces Washington’s hand on UBI, it won’t arrive as a socialist victory over concentrated wealth.

In America, the poor never get a lifeboat unless the rich get a yacht—and when Universal Basic Income finally arrives, it will be because the billionaire class realized they could use our safety net to buy their own tax amnesty.

This AI to SI Thing Is So Dumb

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Of all the stupid things that have come out of the Trump White House, the demand that everyone call Artificial Intelligence, “Superintellgence” has got to be one of the stupiest.

But the issue is, I guess, is Trump wants to divide people and confuse the issue to the point that it’s difficult for anyone to know what’s going on. It’s all very Trumpian in nature.

The issue is everything is so messed up now that when someone mentions “Superintelligence” we don’t know if they mean Artificial Superintelligence or Trump’s dumb made up thing.

Anyway, everything is so dumb.

I Wonder What Anti-Democratic Surprise Trump Has Up His Sleeve For The 2026 Midterms

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

As I’ve said before — the monster always come back one last time in the horror movie, so I have to assume that Trump is going to swoop in and do something dramatically anti-democratic before the 2026 midterms.

What that may be, I don’t know.

I assume whatever it is will be egregious and probably in some way superficially legal so Trump gets away with it.

This is when I note, again, that this fall could be an autocratic tipping point on way or another. It could be that the country could buckle and we have something akin to a civil war or a revolution.

But I have serious doubts about that. Blues just don’t have it in them to do such a thing, even if it might, in a sense, be necessary. But we’ll see.

Hawks, Hawkeyes, and the Half-Life of a Lie

A United States senator tried to catch a former special counsel in perjury today, and the whole thing came down to two letters: e-y-e.

On Tuesday, at a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing, Sen. Eric Schmitt of Missouri told Jack Smith he had the goods. Smith, Schmitt said, had secretly been in Atlanta for a Hawks game in February 2024. Smith said he hadn’t. Schmitt produced a poster board. The poster board was wrong. Smith had been at a college women’s game in Maryland, watching Caitlin Clark and the Iowa Hawkeyes.

Hawks. Hawkeyes. That’s the scandal. Except the scandal isn’t what Schmitt thought it was.

What actually happened

Schmitt asked Smith whether he’d attended the Atlanta Hawks–Golden State Warriors game on February 3, 2024. The date mattered to Schmitt’s theory. It was the day before Fulton County DA Fani Willis admitted her relationship with Nathan Wade, the prosecutor on her Trump case. The insinuation was a secret Atlanta rendezvous between two prosecutors.

Smith said he had no recollection of being in Atlanta, and that he certainly hadn’t gone to a Hawks game. Schmitt offered him a moment to reconsider so he wouldn’t perjure himself, then said he thought Smith already had. He held up screenshots of texts from Smith’s staff about a basketball game. He called Smith a villain and a dirtbag.

Then Sen. Amy Klobuchar asked that Smith be shown the actual texts. They were about a University of Maryland women’s game against Iowa, Clark’s Hawkeyes, in Maryland. Not Atlanta. Not the NBA. Not Fani Willis. Somewhere between the texts and the poster board, “Hawkeyes” became “Hawks,” and nobody checked before a senator accused a man of a felony on national television.

The double-down

In a functioning information system, this is where the story ends. A senator gets embarrassed, his staff gets a talking-to, everyone moves on.

That isn’t what happened. Within hours, parts of the MAGA media world were running the clip as a victory. Benny Johnson told his followers Schmitt had caught Smith perjuring himself. Other accounts with hundreds of thousands of followers said Smith had “unraveled” under the weight of receipts he didn’t know existed.

The receipts said Iowa. They said Maryland. The receipts exonerated him. It didn’t matter.

The half-life of a lie

It’s tempting to call this “no shared reality.” I’ve said it myself. But that’s not quite right, and the difference matters.

Reality was shared just fine in that hearing room. The texts were on a board. Klobuchar read them correctly. The correction happened live, on camera, in the same five minutes as the accusation. Nobody who looks at those texts disputes what they say.

The problem isn’t that two sides see different facts. It’s that the accusation and the correction travel on different roads to different audiences. The clip of a senator shouting “perjury” is a great clip. The clip of a colleague patiently pointing out that Iowa is not Georgia is not. One gets shared; the other gets ignored. A certain number of people will now believe, for years, that Jack Smith lied under oath about a secret meeting in Atlanta. They will never see the poster board up close.

And here’s the part that should worry everyone, not just people who like Jack Smith: getting it wrong cost Schmitt almost nothing. For the audience he was playing to, being loud on the right side beat being right. When there’s no penalty for a false accusation, there’s no reason to check the staff work. Next time, it’ll be sloppier.

That incentive isn’t unique to one party. Every faction has its commentators who’d rather keep a good clip than issue a boring correction. But today, the pratfall belongs to Schmitt, and the doubling-down belongs to the people who cheered him on.

Hawkeyes

You can think whatever you want about Jack Smith’s prosecutions of Donald Trump. Reasonable people disagree about them. But on the one question Eric Schmitt chose to stake his credibility on, the record is not ambiguous. Smith told the truth. Schmitt didn’t read the texts.

The fix isn’t mystical. It’s the most boring virtue in journalism: check it before you say it. And when you get it wrong, say so as loudly as you said it the first time. Until that’s rewarded, expect more poster boards.

2027 Is Going To Suck

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

For variety of reasons, but public and private, I have a feeling 2027 is going to suuuuuuck. It’s going to be horrible. The chief issue is a lot of the shittier elements of Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill will kick in, causing a lot of heartache for poor people like me.

Meanwhile, if somehow, miraculously, Democrats don’t blow it and manage to win big in the 2026 midterms, there is always a risk that Trump will fuck with the outcome after the fact or simply not recognize it as legitimate.

And, of course, there’s the possibility that Trump will do something so horrible, so heinous that Democrats will actually get off their asses and impeach him. He won’t be convicted, of course, unless, I don’t know, he commits treason or murders someone live on TV.

Even then, given how corrupt our political system is, it would probably be iffy.

Anyway, there’s little I can do about any of this. I just have to hunker down and prepare.

Proof of Treason Is The Only Thing I Can Think Of That Might Cause Trump To Be Impeached Should Democrats Take Congress

Indications already suggest that, should Democrats regain control of at least the House, their oversight efforts may focus primarily on Cabinet officials rather than the president himself.

Historical patterns show that presidents have often faced scrutiny directed at subordinates rather than personal removal. The constitutional impeachment process requires a simple majority in the House to impeach and a two-thirds majority in the Senate to convict and remove. President Trump was impeached twice—once in 2019 on charges of abuse of power and obstruction of Congress, and again in 2021 on a charge of incitement of insurrection—yet the Senate acquitted him on all counts both times, falling short of the required supermajority.

Experience with this administration has demonstrated a willingness to test institutional boundaries further than many observers anticipated. Should Democrats assume control of the House in 2027, it is reasonable to expect that any significant escalation beyond prior controversies could trigger formal investigations. Among potential grounds, treason stands out as the most constitutionally explicit. Article III, Section 3 of the Constitution defines treason narrowly: “levying War against [the United States], or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort.” Conviction requires the testimony of two witnesses to the same overt act or a confession in open court. The Framers deliberately constrained the offense to prevent its use as a political weapon.

Even a charge of that gravity would confront the same structural barrier that has protected every impeached president to date: the difficulty of securing a two-thirds Senate vote for conviction. Actions that in another era might have been treated as disqualifying—such as the unauthorized disclosure of classified information—would likely remain subject to intense partisan division rather than bipartisan consensus for removal.

American political institutions have so far shown limited capacity or willingness to confront the president directly through the impeachment mechanism. Looking ahead, the more consequential question concerns the period after the current administration ends. That transition will test whether constitutional norms, separation of powers, and liberal-democratic practices reassert themselves, or whether the political realignments of recent years produce lasting changes in the character of American governance.

Contemplating Martial Law Ahead of The 2026 Midterm Elections

Even President Abraham Lincoln, amid the Civil War, did not impose martial law for the purpose of disrupting free and fair elections. While Lincoln suspended the writ of habeas corpus and established martial law in limited areas (including parts of Kentucky in 1864), his proclamations explicitly provided that these measures “will not be deemed or taken to interfere with the holding of lawful elections.” The 1864 presidential election proceeded on schedule; Lincoln insisted on holding it despite unfavorable wartime conditions and personal political risk, viewing the continuation of democratic processes as central to the Union cause.

Today, serious discussion has arisen about the possibility of extraordinary executive actions—including speculation about martial law—ahead of the 2026 midterm elections. Concerns persist regarding the integrity of future elections. Although the federal Safeguard American Voter Eligibility (SAVE) Act has not been enacted into law (having passed the House in various forms but stalled in the Senate), related state-level measures requiring documentary proof of citizenship or stricter identification have advanced in multiple jurisdictions.

Under these circumstances, some observers anticipate that the administration may pursue significant pre-election measures. Declaration of martial law is frequently cited as one potential option. Legally, however, a president lacks authority to cancel or suspend federal elections. Election dates are fixed by statute and the Constitution; only Congress can alter them. Martial law—itself a contested and rarely invoked power with no clear statutory basis for nationwide application—does not confer the ability to override these constitutional and statutory frameworks. Historical precedent, Supreme Court rulings limiting military authority over civilian functions (such as Duncan v. Kahanamoku), and analyses of emergency powers confirm that elections have continued through prior wars and crises.

Any attempt to cancel elections would likely provoke profound institutional, political, and public resistance, potentially escalating into severe domestic conflict. A purely symbolic or power-asserting declaration of martial law, absent a genuine and overwhelming public-safety justification, would also carry substantial political costs. Decision-making in this domain remains difficult to predict with certainty.

In short, while historical practice and constitutional design strongly constrain the use of martial law or emergency powers to interfere with elections, vigilance regarding electoral integrity remains warranted as the 2026 midterms approach.

Motherfucking MAGA Is Going To Get Away With It

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I’ve been reading a great book about the very, very end of WW2 in Europe and the telling thing to me from reading the book is how many fucking Nazis just drifted back into the woodwork.

Nothing happened to them, for the most part.

They did all these horrible things and, lulz, they went back to living a normal life.

And, I think, the same thing is going to happen to a lot of MAGA motherfuckers after the Trumplandia era is over. Trump will (hopefully) leave office and a lot of people whose claim to fame is sucking Trump’s cock will continue to go about their business as if nothing happened.

I think some of it is it’s unlikely — I hope at least — that things will get so bad that we’ll have to have de-MAGAification just like there was de-Nazification. As it stands, there just isn’t the will to fix all the things that Trump broke.

So, in that sense, there is definitely going to be a Before Trump and an After Trump in American political life. There’s no going back to what we had during the Obama era.

To some extent, America is now a lot closer to being a white Christian ethnostate than it was before Trump. The real question, of course, is what happens after Trump.

Will it all become moot because of RSI — FOOM — ASI? Will our new ASI overlord replace Trump as our North Star? I dunno. I just dunno. Anything is possible, I guess.

Russia Doesn’t Have to Defeat NATO -It Only Has to Weaken It

When people imagine a war between Russia and NATO, they tend to imagine the wrong thing. Tanks pouring through the Suwałki Gap. Russian missiles striking bases in Germany. American aircraft fighting Russian fighters over the Baltic. Perhaps, eventually, nuclear escalation. It is an understandable picture because it resembles the wars we know how to think about: one side attacks, the other side responds, and eventually somebody wins or loses.

But that may obscure the more interesting strategic problem. Russia does not necessarily have to defeat NATO in a conventional war to achieve an enormously important geopolitical victory. It may not even want such a war. A much cheaper and potentially safer strategy would be to steadily weaken the political cohesion on which NATO’s military power ultimately depends.

The distinction matters because NATO is an unusual military organization. Its strength doesn’t principally come from the armies of Estonia, Lithuania, Latvia or even Poland. It comes from the promise that attacking one of those countries means acquiring all the others as enemies. Article 5 of the North Atlantic Treaty turns dozens of separate national militaries into something approximating a single deterrent because an adversary must assume that aggression against one member could eventually bring American, British, French, German, Polish and other forces into the conflict.

That means NATO has an extraordinary amount of military power but also a potential political vulnerability. The entire arrangement depends upon adversaries believing that the members will act together when the moment comes.

Russia therefore faces two very different strategic questions. The first is: Can Russia defeat NATO? The answer would involve armies, aircraft, logistics, industrial production and eventually nuclear weapons. It is an extraordinarily dangerous proposition.

The second question is subtler: Can Russia make NATO members doubt one another?

That is a much more interesting question.

NATO itself increasingly describes Russian activity in these terms. At a September 19 meeting of NATO military chiefs in Copenhagen, Military Committee chairman Admiral Giuseppe Cavo Dragone described recent airspace violations, drone incidents and hybrid activities as attempts to “test Allied resolve.” He also said Russian investment in what NATO calls cognitive warfare is intended to undermine trust and weaken Alliance unity. That is NATO’s interpretation of Russian behavior rather than an independently provable window into Kremlin decision-making, but it is revealing of the problem Alliance planners believe they face.

The European Union has reached a similar assessment. It says Russian-linked hybrid activity since the invasion of Ukraine has included sabotage, cyberattacks, interference operations, disruption of infrastructure and information manipulation, and describes the broader campaign as seeking to destabilize European states and undermine support for Ukraine. Recent EU statements have specifically characterized these actions as attempts to produce fear and distrust within European societies. Moscow has repeatedly rejected accusations that it is waging such a hybrid campaign.

This is where the concept of the “gray zone” becomes important. A conventional invasion produces clarity. If Russian armored units crossed the Polish border tomorrow morning, there would not be much philosophical debate about whether Poland had been attacked. NATO governments would still have enormous decisions to make, but identifying the event would not be particularly difficult.

Hybrid confrontation is almost the opposite. Its strategic usefulness often comes from uncertainty.

A telecommunications cable mysteriously breaks. A railway system experiences a cyberattack. A warehouse supplying Ukraine catches fire. GPS signals disappear over part of the Baltic. An unidentified drone crosses a border. A Russian aircraft briefly enters NATO airspace. A ship behaves aggressively toward another country’s military aircraft. A political information campaign amplifies an existing domestic disagreement.

None of those events looks like the beginning of World War III.

That is precisely the point.

A 2026 CSIS analysis describes Europe as occupying a gray zone between peace and war in which Russian cyber and information operations can erode European cohesion while staying below the threshold that would reliably provoke a conventional military response. Whether every suspected incident is attributable to Moscow is a separate evidentiary question, and attribution is often one of the central difficulties. But strategically, ambiguity itself can be useful.

Consider the difference between destroying a NATO military unit and creating an argument among NATO governments.

Destroying the unit requires weapons, exposes the attacker to retaliation and produces an obvious victim. Creating the argument can be dramatically cheaper. If Poland believes an incident was deliberate while another NATO government calls for further investigation, Russia has learned something about Alliance decision-making. If one government demands retaliation while another fears escalation, the political disagreement becomes almost as important as whatever physical damage occurred.

That suggests a different way of thinking about Russian probing around NATO’s borders.

The objective does not necessarily have to be territorial gain. The objective may be information.

How quickly does NATO respond?

Which governments hesitate?

What level of provocation produces a coordinated response?

What level produces arguments?

How much uncertainty is necessary before public opinion begins opposing escalation?

What happens if an incident kills nobody? What happens if it kills one person? What happens if Moscow says it was accidental? What happens if responsibility cannot immediately be established?

These are questions that can potentially be explored without ever ordering an armored division across a NATO border.

And that is why a hypothetical Russian attack on the Baltic states would make more strategic sense as the culmination of such a process than as its beginning.

Imagine that years of increasingly aggressive probing had convinced Moscow that NATO was politically brittle. Perhaps governments repeatedly argued about attribution. Perhaps American leaders signaled reluctance to become involved in small European confrontations. Perhaps European publics increasingly concluded that incidents around the Baltic were not worth risking a larger war. Perhaps NATO responses consistently arrived late enough that Russia developed confidence it could create a fait accompli before the Alliance made a decision.

Only then does something like the Suwałki Gap become truly tempting.

The military objective might still be limited: sever the land connection between Poland and the Baltic states, seize some territory or manufacture some supposed security crisis involving Kaliningrad. But the strategic objective would be much larger.

Russia would be asking NATO the most important question NATO can ever be asked:

Do you really mean it?

Suppose Russian forces occupied a small amount of Lithuanian territory and immediately stopped. Moscow announces that it has no intention of proceeding farther. It proposes negotiations. It warns that any NATO attack on Russian forces could produce catastrophic escalation. It perhaps puts nuclear forces on heightened alert for emphasis.

Suddenly NATO’s overwhelming aggregate military superiority becomes almost secondary.

The real battle takes place in Washington, Berlin, Paris, Warsaw, London, Rome, Ankara and the other Allied capitals.

Is recovering that territory worth a European war?

Is it worth risking Russian missile attacks?

Is it worth losing thousands of soldiers?

Is it worth even a small possibility of nuclear escalation?

That is the Russian victory condition that deserves more attention.

Not Russian tanks reaching Paris.

Not the conquest of Poland.

Not recreating the Soviet Union.

Rather, a situation in which NATO possesses the military capability to reverse Russian aggression but cannot assemble the political will to use it.

If that happened once, the consequences would extend far beyond whichever patch of territory was originally contested. Estonia would immediately have to reconsider what NATO protection actually meant. So would Latvia and Lithuania. Poland would begin making decisions on the assumption that collective defense might fail. Finland and Sweden would reconsider their security calculations. Countries farther west would confront the same uncomfortable question from the opposite direction: if the guarantee failed once, what exactly were they obligated to risk the next time?

Article 5 would still exist on paper.

But deterrence operates primarily in people’s heads.

Once adversaries ceased believing in it, NATO could possess thousands of aircraft, tanks, ships and nuclear weapons while being strategically weaker than it had been before the crisis.

That helps explain why NATO leaders react so strongly even to incidents that appear militarily minor. NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte said this month that Russia wants to divide the Alliance and reduce its support for Ukraine; NATO’s public position is that the response should therefore be solidarity rather than reciprocal hesitation. Again, this is NATO’s stated assessment of Russian intent, not neutral proof of every alleged Russian operation. But it illustrates how Alliance leaders understand the contest: unity itself has become part of the battlefield.

There is an irony here. If weakening NATO is indeed an important Russian goal, many Russian actions since 2022 have produced the opposite short-term result. Finland and Sweden joined NATO. European defense budgets have increased substantially. NATO has reinforced its eastern flank. Germany is permanently stationing an armored brigade in Lithuania. The Alliance has expanded its planning for infrastructure resilience, cyberattacks, hybrid warfare and rapid reinforcement.

This doesn’t mean the political strategy has disappeared. It means the contest has become recursive.

Russia probes NATO cohesion.

NATO responds by demonstrating cohesion.

Russia observes that response and adjusts.

NATO changes its defenses again.

The danger is that both sides can gradually climb an escalation ladder while believing they are merely signaling.

And that brings us to the deepest problem with the idea that Russia might want to weaken NATO rather than fight it: a strategy designed to avoid war can accidentally produce one.

Gray-zone operations work because they hover near boundaries. But boundaries are not always visible. One country’s warning is another country’s provocation. One military sees a drone approaching critical infrastructure and shoots it down. Another military interprets the shootdown as escalation. A cyberattack unexpectedly shuts down a hospital. A missile that was supposedly intended for Ukraine lands several kilometers inside NATO territory. Soldiers die.

Suddenly governments are making decisions that neither side expected them to make.

This may be the central paradox of NATO-Russia relations in the coming years. Moscow has strong reasons not to fight NATO directly. NATO has equally strong reasons to avoid a war with Russia. Yet precisely because outright war is so unattractive, competition gets pushed into the ambiguous territory immediately below it.

That territory is becoming crowded.

Sabotage. Cyber operations. Drones. Electronic warfare. Airspace incursions. Information operations. Infrastructure incidents. Maritime confrontations. Political intimidation.

The temptation is to look at each one individually and conclude that it isn’t serious enough to matter.

But perhaps that is the wrong unit of analysis.

The strategic question isn’t necessarily whether Russia can win any particular confrontation.

It is whether, after enough confrontations, NATO becomes a little slower, a little more divided and a little less certain that its members will take enormous risks for one another.

Because the greatest Russian victory over NATO would not require defeating a single American division.

It would occur the moment Russia became convinced that it didn’t have to.