by Shelt Garner
Of all the people on SNL right now, I think Sarah Squirm is the edgiest of the troupe and, as such, would be perfect to be one of the two hosts of Weekend Update.
She’s very brash and has the ovaries necessary to drag Weekend Update into the modern era. The only downside is she’s so brash and divisive that I suspect she would only be able to do it for a year or two.
But I really love her style of humor. It’s very, very funny. But it’s also so chaotic that it’s not as timeless as it might otherwise be.
Anyway. No one listens to me.