by Shelt Garner
What is wrong with young people? Everybody, man and woman likes a little soft porn T&A now and again and, yet, here we are all waiting for Zoomers to pop a gasket because maybe(?) Ana de Armas gives a few simulated blowjobs on screen. Back in my day, the blowjobs were REAL — looking at you, Chloë Sevigny.
But things are different now.
The moment Blonde comes out on Netlfix, Twitter will be awash in woke intersectional feminist hot takes about What Does This Mean For Latnix Women in 2022.
It’s all very annoying.
Babies gotta come from somewhere. And it’s pretty ironic that Zoomers, who have had more access to hard core porn than any generation in human history are such fucking prudes. They’re so busy getting upset about how much Ms. de Armas gets nasty on screen that they totally miss that all that skin will probably help her career a great deal.
They call it ShowBIZ for a reason. Sex sells and always has. I would say it’s more notable how prudish modern pop culture is than any amount of T&A Ms. de Armas might show.
Ugh. Young people.