by Shelt Garner
I’m fascinated by this Website’s Webstats to an absurd, surreal degree. So any little twitch in hits that I get that is out of the ordinary causes me no end of reflection. Twice now someone has randomly pinged some link from the very beginning of this Website.
This makes me think two things.
One, a lot goes on with this Website that my software doesn’t pick up for some reason and two, I am uneasy that I may have caught the attention of people who actually like, uhhhh, matter and and shit.
There are two types of people I imagine would care about me on the high end — political people and creative Hollywood types. I rant about much I fucking hate MAGA on this blog when I’m not mentally masturbating about the novel I’ve been working on for years and years and years.
At the moment, I think it’s my political ranting that are piquing people’s interests. I think. I think as it grows more and more clear that my “hysterical doom shit” may not be totally off base, people want to learn more about what I’ve blathered on about over the years.
That, at least, is one theory.
If it’s Hollywood types, then, lulz, I have no idea. I’m still a solid year away from querying the novel. Regardless, all are welcome, as long as you’re not a deranged stalker.