MindOS: The Wearable AI Swarm That Finally Lets Big Companies Stop Being Paranoid

Imagine this: It’s 2028, and your entire company’s brain isn’t trapped in some hyperscaler’s data center. It’s walking around with you—on your lapel, your wrist, or clipped to your shirt pocket. Every employee wears a tiny, dedicated AI node that runs a full open-source language model and agent stack right there on the device. No cloud. No “trust us” clauses. Just pure, local intelligence that can talk to every other node in the building (or across the globe) through a clever protocol called MindOS.

And the craziest part? The more people wearing these things, the smarter the whole system gets.

This isn’t another AI pin gimmick or a slightly smarter smartwatch. It’s a deliberate redesign of personal computing hardware around one goal: giving enterprises the superpowers of frontier AI without ever handing their crown jewels to a third party.

How It Actually Works (Without the Sci-Fi Handwaving)

Forget your phone. The hardware is purpose-built: a low-power, high-efficiency chip optimized for running quantized LLMs and agent loops 24/7. Think pin-sized or watch-sized form factors with serious on-device neural processing, solid battery life, and a secure enclave that treats your company’s data like state secrets.

Each node runs its own complete AI instance—fine-tuned on your company’s proprietary data, tools, and knowledge base. But here’s where the magic happens: MindOS, the lightweight peer-to-peer protocol that stitches them together.

  • Need to run a massive reasoning trace or analyze a 200-page confidential report? Your pin quietly shards the workload across a dozen nearby nodes that have spare cycles.
  • Your device starts running hot during a marathon board presentation? The system dynamically offloads context and computation to the rest of the swarm.
  • New hire joins the team? Their node instantly plugs into the collective memory without anyone uploading a single file to the cloud.

It’s all happening over an encrypted, company-only P2P mesh (built on modern VPN primitives with zero-knowledge routing). Data never leaves the trusted circle unless someone explicitly approves it. Even then, it moves in encrypted segments that only reassemble on authorized nodes.

Why Enterprises Will Love This (And Why They’ll Pay for It)

Fortune 500 CIOs and CISOs have been stuck in the same uncomfortable spot for years: they want GPT-level (or better) capability, but they’re terrified of leaks, compliance nightmares, and surprise subpoenas. Private cloud instances help, but they’re still centralized, expensive, and never quite as snappy as the public models.

MindOS flips the economics and the risk profile completely.

The more employees wearing nodes, the more powerful the corporate hivemind becomes. A 50-person pilot is useful. A 50,000-person deployment is borderline superintelligent—at least on everything that matters to that specific company. Institutional knowledge compounds in real time. Cross-time-zone collaboration feels instantaneous. Field teams in factories or on oil rigs suddenly have the entire firm’s expertise in their pocket, even when offline.

And because it’s all edge-first and decentralized, you get resilience that centralized systems can only dream of. One node goes down? The swarm barely notices. Regulatory audit? Every interaction is cryptographically logged on-device. Competitor tries to poach your IP? Good luck extracting it from a thousand distributed, encrypted shards.

The Network Effect That Actually Matters

This is the part that gets me excited. Traditional enterprise software has always had network effects, but they were usually about data sharing or user adoption. MindOS brings true computational network effects to the table: every new node adds real processing capacity, memory bandwidth, and contextual knowledge to the collective.

It’s like turning your workforce into a living, breathing distributed supercomputer—except the supercomputer is also helping each individual do their job better, faster, and more creatively.

Challenges? Sure, There Are a Few

Power and thermal management on tiny wearables won’t be trivial. The protocol itself will need to be rock-solid on consensus, versioning, and malicious-node defense. Incentives for participation (especially in hybrid or contractor-heavy environments) will need thoughtful design. And early hardware will probably feel a bit like the first Apple Watch—promising, but not quite perfect.

But these are engineering problems, not fundamental ones. The silicon roadmap, battery tech, and on-device AI efficiency curves are all heading in exactly the right direction.

The Bigger Picture

MindOS isn’t trying to replace ChatGPT or Claude for the consumer world (though the same architecture could eventually trickle down). It’s solving the specific, painful problem that’s still holding back the biggest AI spenders on the planet: how do you get god-tier intelligence while keeping your data truly yours?

If the vision pans out, we’ll look back on the “send everything to the cloud and pray” era the same way we now look at storing credit card numbers in plain text. A little embarrassing, honestly.

So keep an eye out. Somewhere in a lab or a well-funded garage right now, someone is probably building the first MindOS prototype. When it lands on the wrists (and lapels) of the enterprise world, the AI arms race is going to get very, very interesting—and a whole lot more private.

I Need To Pull Back On Generating AI Slop

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I can write, you know. And my current run of AI slop sort of snuck up on me. But I’m going to think twice before doing it again. Not that I won’t do it again, just that I will think some more about doing it before I do it.

A lot AI writing is pretty good.

And usually — usually — I use AI to write blogposts because I have an idea but I’m just too fucking lazy to actually sit down and write it. So, I’m like, lulz, let AI do it. Then I’m too lazy to even read whatever it is that was generated.

This has got to stop. Or at least be thought through better.

Anyway, sorry, not sorry.

The Perfect Is The Enemy Of The Good: ‘AI Speak’ Edition

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I am just about to wrap up the first act of this scifi dramedy novel I’m working on and, as such, I’ve looked over some of the beginning scenes. And I’m pleased but for one thing — they definitely are a bit…too…polished.

They suffer from “AI speak” a little bit too much for my liking. I just hate the idea of people rolling their eyes and saying the only reason why my writing is any good is I used AI. (This, despite me still thinking that the way I use AI is simpler to how I might have used spell check a few decades earlier.)

Regardless, everyone and everything is horrible so to prevent me from having to endure the slings and arrows of people accusing me of producing AI slop, I’m probably going to go in and simply rewrite scenes as necessary completely in my own hand.

That way, even if the end product is “worse” at least it will be my writing and not AI.