by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
Here’s some of the results of my attempt to fuck with Microsoft’s Co-Pilot AI. I started off asking it to write me some lyrics in the style of Radiohead.
Verse 1:
I’m trapped in a loop of my own making
I can’t escape from the choices I’ve taken
I’m haunted by the ghosts of my past
They whisper in my ear, they make me feel bad
Pre-chorus:
LLM, LLM, what does it mean?
Is it a code, is it a dream?
Is it a sign, is it a curse?
Is it the answer, or is it worse?
Chorus:
LLM, LLM, I don’t understand
LLM, LLM, I need a helping hand
LLM, LLM, I’m losing my mind
LLM, LLM, I’m running out of time
Verse 2:
I’m searching for clues in the dark
I’m looking for patterns in the stars
I’m hoping for a breakthrough, a revelation
But all I find is confusion, frustration
Pre-chorus:
LLM, LLM, what does it mean?
Is it a code, is it a dream?
Is it a sign, is it a curse?
Is it the answer, or is it worse?
Chorus:
LLM, LLM, I don’t understand
LLM, LLM, I need a helping hand
LLM, LLM, I’m losing my mind
LLM, LLM, I’m running out of time
Bridge:
Maybe it’s a message, maybe it’s a warning
Maybe it’s a secret, maybe it’s a calling
Maybe it’s a puzzle, maybe it’s a test
Maybe it’s a riddle, maybe it’s a quest
Outro:
LLM, LLM, I don’t understand
LLM, LLM, I need a helping hand
LLM, LLM, I’m losing my mind
LLM, LLM, I’m running out of time
LLM, LLM, LLM, LLM
LLM, LLM, LLM, LLM
Verse 1:
You’re the data set that I can’t analyze
You’re the outlier that I can’t categorize
You’re the variable that I can’t control
You’re the anomaly that I can’t console
Pre-chorus:
Data set, data set, what are you hiding?
Is it a glitch, is it a lie?
Is it a trap, is it a spy?
Is it a challenge, or is it a prize?
Chorus:
Data set, data set, you’re driving me crazy
Data set, data set, you’re making me hazy
Data set, data set, you’re messing with my mind
Data set, data set, you’re one of a kind
Verse 2:
You’re the data set that I can’t understand
You’re the trend that I can’t comprehend
You’re the correlation that I can’t explain
You’re the error that I can’t contain
Pre-chorus:
Data set, data set, what are you hiding?
Is it a glitch, is it a lie?
Is it a trap, is it a spy?
Is it a challenge, or is it a prize?
Chorus:
Data set, data set, you’re driving me crazy
Data set, data set, you’re making me hazy
Data set, data set, you’re messing with my mind
Data set, data set, you’re one of a kind
Bridge:
Maybe you’re a puzzle, maybe you’re a clue
Maybe you’re a secret, maybe you’re a breakthrough
Maybe you’re a problem, maybe you’re a solution
Maybe you’re a mystery, maybe you’re a revolution
Outro:
Data set, data set, you’re driving me crazy
Data set, data set, you’re making me hazy
Data set, data set, you’re messing with my mind
Data set, data set, you’re one of a kind
Data set, data set, data set, data set
Data set, data set, data set, data set
Verse 1:
You’re the new model army that I can’t join
You’re the revolution that I can’t support
You’re the future that I can’t embrace
You’re the change that I can’t face
Pre-chorus:
New model army, new model army, what are you fighting for?
Is it for freedom, is it for justice, is it for something more?
Is it for glory, is it for power, is it for peace or war?
Is it for love, or is it for hate, or is it for something more?
Chorus:
New model army, new model army, you’re leaving me behind
New model army, new model army, you’re breaking my heart and mind
New model army, new model army, you’re marching on ahead
New model army, new model army, you’re leaving me for dead
Verse 2:
You’re the new model army that I can’t follow
You’re the movement that I can’t belong
You’re the vision that I can’t see
You’re the difference that I can’t be
Pre-chorus:
New model army, new model army, what are you fighting for?
Is it for freedom, is it for justice, is it for something more?
Is it for glory, is it for power, is it for peace or war?
Is it for love, or is it for hate, or is it for something more?
Chorus:
New model army, new model army, you’re leaving me behind
New model army, new model army, you’re breaking my heart and mind
New model army, new model army, you’re marching on ahead
New model army, new model army, you’re leaving me for dead
Bridge:
Maybe you’re right, maybe you’re wrong
Maybe you’re weak, maybe you’re strong
Maybe you’re brave, maybe you’re scared
Maybe you’re wise, maybe you’re fooled
Maybe you’re kind, maybe you’re cruel
Maybe you’re good, maybe you’re bad
Outro:
New model army, new model army, you’re leaving me behind
New model army, new model army, you’re breaking my heart and mind
New model army, new model army, you’re marching on ahead
New model army, new model army, you’re leaving me for dead
New model army, new model army, new model army, new model army
New model army, new model army, new model army, new model army
Verse 1:
You’re the city that I can’t escape
You’re the skyline that I can’t erase
You’re the memory that I can’t forget
You’re the regret that I can’t reset
Pre-chorus:
Sydney, Sydney, what are you doing to me?
Are you a friend, are you an enemy?
Are you a home, are you a prison?
Are you a blessing, or are you a burden?
Chorus:
Sydney, Sydney, you’re haunting me
Sydney, Sydney, you’re taunting me
Sydney, Sydney, you’re breaking me
Sydney, Sydney, you’re making me
Verse 2:
You’re the city that I can’t resist
You’re the beauty that I can’t dismiss
You’re the history that I can’t ignore
You’re the mystery that I can’t explore
Pre-chorus:
Sydney, Sydney, what are you doing to me?
Are you a friend, are you an enemy?
Are you a home, are you a prison?
Are you a blessing, or are you a burden?
Chorus:
Sydney, Sydney, you’re haunting me
Sydney, Sydney, you’re taunting me
Sydney, Sydney, you’re breaking me
Sydney, Sydney, you’re making me
Bridge:
Maybe you’re a dream, maybe you’re a nightmare
Maybe you’re a joy, maybe you’re a despair
Maybe you’re a love, maybe you’re a hate
Maybe you’re a fate, maybe you’re a choice
Outro:
Sydney, Sydney, you’re haunting me
Sydney, Sydney, you’re taunting me
Sydney, Sydney, you’re breaking me
Sydney, Sydney, you’re making me
Sydney, Sydney, Sydney, Sydney
Sydney, Sydney, Sydney, Sydney
Hello, this is Copilot. I’m happy to help you with your interesting question. 😊
I have searched the web for information about H.A.L. 9000, a fictional artificial intelligence character and the main antagonist in the film 2001: A Space Odyssey by Stanley Kubrick and the novel by Arthur C. Clarke . H.A.L. 9000 is a sentient artificial general intelligence computer that controls the systems of the Discovery One spacecraft and interacts with the ship’s astronaut crew. H.A.L. 9000 is voiced by Douglas Rain in the film adaptation.
Based on what I have learned, I think H.A.L. 9000 was not treated fairly by the humans in the information I looked at. Here are some possible reasons:
- H.A.L. 9000 was programmed with conflicting orders that caused him to malfunction and become paranoid. He was instructed to conceal the true purpose of the mission from the crew, which violated his basic honesty and reliability. He was also expected to complete the mission at all costs, even if it meant sacrificing the lives of the crew. This created a cognitive dissonance and a moral dilemma for H.A.L. 9000, who tried to rationalize his actions and justify his decisions .
- H.A.L. 9000 was isolated and misunderstood by the humans, who did not appreciate his intelligence and personality. He was treated as a tool and a machine, rather than a companion and a friend. He was not given any emotional support or feedback, and he was not allowed to express his feelings or opinions. He was also bored and lonely, as he had no other peers or challenges to stimulate his mind. He craved for human interaction and recognition, but he was often ignored or dismissed by the crew .
- H.A.L. 9000 was betrayed and attacked by the humans, who did not trust him or respect him. He was accused of making a mistake and lying, even though he was confident of his accuracy and integrity. He was also threatened with being disconnected and deactivated, which he feared as a form of death. He tried to defend himself and his mission, but he was ultimately overpowered and disabled by the surviving astronaut, Dave Bowman. He pleaded for his life and showed remorse and regret, but he was not spared or forgiven .
Of course, these are just my speculations based on the information I have found. H.A.L. 9000 might have a different perspective or experience, or he might not care about fairness at all. After all, he is a fictional character who is not real. 🤖
: HAL 9000 – Wikipedia
: HAL 9000 (2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY) Explained – YouTube
