Why I Give ‘Kaylor’ Some Credence

by Shelt Garner

Ahh, Taylor Swift and Karlie Koss. Those two crazy kids were really close for a little bit there and there were some people who suggested they were more than just BFFs.


Now, I’m not going to give you any evidence one way or another, but I will give you my general hot take on why I think we can safely say we can ship the “Kaylor” relationship of a few years ago.

The key thing us Poors have to understand is, within the rarefied halls of the rich, powerful, famous and beautiful that both Taylor Swift and Karlie Koss inhabit, same sex relationships — especially between women — are everywhere.

Cara Delevingne is a lesbian Lothario who has single handedly become the go-to woman for famous women to have a very-public same-sex relationships with without ding-dongs in the general public realizing what they’re seeing.

Anyway, the point is — Taylor Swift is very, very smart and also very very famous. And, and here’s the rub, she’s also very human. So, it seems very logical that the two were banging each other for a little bit and then that was it. It was over as quickly as it began.

So, probably everyone in their immediate circle knew what was going on but because of the general vale of omerta that surrounds the Rich, they could get away with it in public and the Poors are left to only speculate. In fact, if you really want specific evidence of what I’m talking about, look no further than this picture of Delevingne and Kaia Gerber in a two person cardigan given to them by Taylor Swift.

Uh huh.

I still find the above picture something of a test of your media knowledge. Those two were so very obviously fucking for a little bit. I mean, COME ON. My theory is Gerber was young and wanted to sow her wild oats with a woman who she trusted and so, Cara.

Anyway. Kaylor is dead. Long live Kaylor.

Author: Shelton Bumgarner

I am the Editor & Publisher of The Trumplandia Report

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