This Novel Is Getting Spicy

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

As expected, my mental log jam broke when it came to the “fun and games” portion of this novel. I’m not completely out of the woods yet, but I feel a lot better about cruising into the “bad guys closing in” part of the novel without too much of a delay.

Hopefully, I won’t croke like Stieg Larsson should I sell these novels.

And, much to my surprise, I fixed the problems I was facing by making the novel far more spicy than I originally expected it to be. I have figured out a way for something really interesting to happen to my heroine that is not only sexxy, but definitely progresses the plot.

It’s rather amusing that for someone as self-conscious about being a CIS white male writing about a woman’s life from a female point of view despite being a smelly boy…I keep wallowing in the very things that are most likely to the “woke cancel culture mob” angry that I’m writing it.

But I’m not writing a YA novel and modern mystery-thriller audiences expect a certain amount of spiciness in such novels. I’m going to try to be as methodical and conservative in my depiction of that spiciness, but now I’ve figured out a way to do it in the context of the overall plot I’ve come up with.

I’m slowly beginning to feel a lot more confident that I’m within shouting distance of writing a novel that at least, at a minimum, won’t embarrass me and I might even get published — hopefully before I get so old that my age is all anyone wants to talk about.

Author: Shelton Bumgarner

I am the Editor & Publisher of The Trumplandia Report

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