Author: Shelton Bumgarner

I am the Editor & Publisher of The Trumplandia Report

Talk To Me Internet: Of Online Privacy, Reddit & Martin Shkreli

In this one we talk about how much you should divulge online in #livestreaming as well as a little bit about Martin Shkreli. We also talk about #Reddit. We talk about the state of #Periscope. We go into some detail about why services like Periscope and #Blab seem to eventually be taken over by trolls and be unusable. Be sure to like the Talk To Me Internet page, follow it and share this video if you like it.

Ilana Glazer As A Potential Bond Girl & Her Inspiring A Character In My Novel

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

I have a huge celebrity crush on Ilana Glazer of Broad City and I think she has the makings of a A1 Hollywood superstar because of her personality, if nothing else. But, to date, she’s not really been in anything of note outside of Broad City.

As a big fan of the James Bond franchise, I think it would be amusing, interesting and intriguing if she were cast as a Bond Girl. She’s not your typical Bond Girl by any stretch of the imagination, but given her broad appeal, I think a lot of people would enjoy seeing her matching wits with Bond. The Bond serious has become so epic and serious minded that Glazer would be perfect as comic relief. She would put her own unique spin on it all and I think it would be a real crow pleaser to cast her in such a role.

Meanwhile, I’m working on a novel and the female lead is — in part — based on Glazer. Glazer reminds me a great deal of someone in my own life and I am drawing upon Glazer’s public persona to build out the character. The character is a little bit younger than Glazer, so I couldn’t see her playing the character in any daydream possible movie adaptation, but still.

I am currently working on the outline of the novel and it’s a lot of fun. I don’t know if my writing is good enough to make the actual end product something anyone will want to read, but I enjoy the process of doing it, regardless.

Talk To Me Internet: A Discussion About The ‘Hot Chick Effect’ In #Livestreaming

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

This is a really good conversation about livestreaming and how women have to deal with a lot of problems despite their high engagement because of their beauty.

Talk To Me Internet: A Meandering Monologue About #Writing

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

This is just my usual self-indulgent meandering monlogue. This time, it’s mostly about writing.

Talk To Me Internet: The Curious Case Of Hope Hicks #Trump

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

There’s something weird going on with Hope Hicks and Trump.

Talk To Me Internet: Talking about 9/11 And It The Movie #Podcast

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

This is the first official episode of Talk To Me Internet where I have a co-host. We talk about #Trump, 9/11, Irma and It the movie. Enjoy.

Talk To Me Internet: Great Conversation About #Korea

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Here’s a great conversation about South Korea and it’s culture you will enjoy.

‘You Own This’ — #Lyrics To A Woke Pop-Rock Song

These lyrics are a rebuttal to all the people who continue to support Donald Trump. In my imagination, the music that went with this would be something you might hear in a Tove Lo song.

You Own This
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

as the earth slowly burns
and its turns aren’t a fast
people on the street can’t eat
they no longer stop to greet
the past and the present do meet
when the Nazis want to compete
all I can say is

you own this
when the end comes
you own this
when the end comes
you own this

I know where you stand
you think your man’s got a plan
we’re going to build a wall
but when it doesn’t come
will you have the gaul to admit
that your views are full of shit

you own this
when the end comes
you own this
when the end comes
you own this

[bridge]
wish there was some other way
something that would stop the flames
but we’re screwed it seems
while the masses scream

what are we going to do
will the moon refuse to shine
will the sun refuse to rise
whatever may happen I’m afraid
you own this
you own this
you own this

Talk To Me Internet: Worried About #Ukraine, #Russia, #DPRK & #WWIII

By Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

With this one I talk about #Ukraine, #Russia, #NorthKorea, #DPRK and the possibility of #WWIII. I also talk about #writing my #novel, and my up coming trip to #NYC’s #WHotel. I also talk about #SingSingAveA and some of my time in #Seoul. Though, if you want those stories, you’re going to have to buy me dinner and get me drunk.

Talk To Me Internet: Some ‘Deep Thoughts’

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Here is about an hour of me talking about any number of different interesting things. Enjoy