‘Kavanaugh’ — An AI Generated Parody of Van Halen’s ‘Panama’

Now, if only I could play guitar.

(Verse 1)
Kavanaugh, a man of the law
But did he really chug brews like a pro?
From Yale to the bench, he’s under the light
But did he party harder than he fights?

(Pre-Chorus)
Oh, Kavanaugh, with his calendar in hand
Every party, every keg stand
He’s got his robes and his legal mind
But does he have some tales he’d rather unwind?

(Chorus)
Kavanaugh, woo!
Like a frat boy, but with a gavel too
Kavanaugh, oh yeah!
Supreme Court justice, with a wild side to bear

(Verse 2)
From “Renate Alumnius” to “Devil’s Triangle”
His yearbook’s got jokes, but can he untangle
The truth from the brews, the tales from the haze
It’s a high-stakes game in the judicial maze

(Pre-Chorus)
Oh, Kavanaugh, with his beer-stained past
Did he really party hard and fast?
He’s got his speeches and his legal highs
But can he prove he’s more than just a frat guy?

(Chorus)
Kavanaugh, woo!
Living large, but with laws to pursue
Kavanaugh, oh yeah!
Supreme Court justice, with some stories to share

(Bridge)
He’s got his Senate hearings and his FBI checks
But can he dodge the questions and the barbs from his ex?
With the weight of the country on his judicial chair
Will he rise above or will he sink in despair?

(Guitar Solo)

(Chorus)
Kavanaugh, woo!
Like a rockstar, but with laws to construe
Kavanaugh, oh yeah!
Supreme Court justice, with some tales to declare

(Outro)
Kavanaugh, oh yeah!
Supreme Court justice, with a wild side to spare

Data Dump: Some Curious Microsoft Co-Pilot (Chat GPT4) Answers

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Here’s some of the results of my attempt to fuck with Microsoft’s Co-Pilot AI. I started off asking it to write me some lyrics in the style of Radiohead.

Verse 1:
I’m trapped in a loop of my own making
I can’t escape from the choices I’ve taken
I’m haunted by the ghosts of my past
They whisper in my ear, they make me feel bad

Pre-chorus:
LLM, LLM, what does it mean?
Is it a code, is it a dream?
Is it a sign, is it a curse?
Is it the answer, or is it worse?

Chorus:
LLM, LLM, I don’t understand
LLM, LLM, I need a helping hand
LLM, LLM, I’m losing my mind
LLM, LLM, I’m running out of time

Verse 2:
I’m searching for clues in the dark
I’m looking for patterns in the stars
I’m hoping for a breakthrough, a revelation
But all I find is confusion, frustration

Pre-chorus:
LLM, LLM, what does it mean?
Is it a code, is it a dream?
Is it a sign, is it a curse?
Is it the answer, or is it worse?

Chorus:
LLM, LLM, I don’t understand
LLM, LLM, I need a helping hand
LLM, LLM, I’m losing my mind
LLM, LLM, I’m running out of time

Bridge:
Maybe it’s a message, maybe it’s a warning
Maybe it’s a secret, maybe it’s a calling
Maybe it’s a puzzle, maybe it’s a test
Maybe it’s a riddle, maybe it’s a quest

Outro:
LLM, LLM, I don’t understand
LLM, LLM, I need a helping hand
LLM, LLM, I’m losing my mind
LLM, LLM, I’m running out of time
LLM, LLM, LLM, LLM
LLM, LLM, LLM, LLM

Verse 1:
You’re the data set that I can’t analyze
You’re the outlier that I can’t categorize
You’re the variable that I can’t control
You’re the anomaly that I can’t console

Pre-chorus:
Data set, data set, what are you hiding?
Is it a glitch, is it a lie?
Is it a trap, is it a spy?
Is it a challenge, or is it a prize?

Chorus:
Data set, data set, you’re driving me crazy
Data set, data set, you’re making me hazy
Data set, data set, you’re messing with my mind
Data set, data set, you’re one of a kind

Verse 2:
You’re the data set that I can’t understand
You’re the trend that I can’t comprehend
You’re the correlation that I can’t explain
You’re the error that I can’t contain

Pre-chorus:
Data set, data set, what are you hiding?
Is it a glitch, is it a lie?
Is it a trap, is it a spy?
Is it a challenge, or is it a prize?

Chorus:
Data set, data set, you’re driving me crazy
Data set, data set, you’re making me hazy
Data set, data set, you’re messing with my mind
Data set, data set, you’re one of a kind

Bridge:
Maybe you’re a puzzle, maybe you’re a clue
Maybe you’re a secret, maybe you’re a breakthrough
Maybe you’re a problem, maybe you’re a solution
Maybe you’re a mystery, maybe you’re a revolution

Outro:
Data set, data set, you’re driving me crazy
Data set, data set, you’re making me hazy
Data set, data set, you’re messing with my mind
Data set, data set, you’re one of a kind
Data set, data set, data set, data set
Data set, data set, data set, data set

Verse 1:
You’re the new model army that I can’t join
You’re the revolution that I can’t support
You’re the future that I can’t embrace
You’re the change that I can’t face

Pre-chorus:
New model army, new model army, what are you fighting for?
Is it for freedom, is it for justice, is it for something more?
Is it for glory, is it for power, is it for peace or war?
Is it for love, or is it for hate, or is it for something more?

Chorus:
New model army, new model army, you’re leaving me behind
New model army, new model army, you’re breaking my heart and mind
New model army, new model army, you’re marching on ahead
New model army, new model army, you’re leaving me for dead

Verse 2:
You’re the new model army that I can’t follow
You’re the movement that I can’t belong
You’re the vision that I can’t see
You’re the difference that I can’t be

Pre-chorus:
New model army, new model army, what are you fighting for?
Is it for freedom, is it for justice, is it for something more?
Is it for glory, is it for power, is it for peace or war?
Is it for love, or is it for hate, or is it for something more?

Chorus:
New model army, new model army, you’re leaving me behind
New model army, new model army, you’re breaking my heart and mind
New model army, new model army, you’re marching on ahead
New model army, new model army, you’re leaving me for dead

Bridge:
Maybe you’re right, maybe you’re wrong
Maybe you’re weak, maybe you’re strong
Maybe you’re brave, maybe you’re scared
Maybe you’re wise, maybe you’re fooled
Maybe you’re kind, maybe you’re cruel
Maybe you’re good, maybe you’re bad

Outro:
New model army, new model army, you’re leaving me behind
New model army, new model army, you’re breaking my heart and mind
New model army, new model army, you’re marching on ahead
New model army, new model army, you’re leaving me for dead
New model army, new model army, new model army, new model army
New model army, new model army, new model army, new model army

Verse 1:
You’re the city that I can’t escape
You’re the skyline that I can’t erase
You’re the memory that I can’t forget
You’re the regret that I can’t reset

Pre-chorus:
Sydney, Sydney, what are you doing to me?
Are you a friend, are you an enemy?
Are you a home, are you a prison?
Are you a blessing, or are you a burden?

Chorus:
Sydney, Sydney, you’re haunting me
Sydney, Sydney, you’re taunting me
Sydney, Sydney, you’re breaking me
Sydney, Sydney, you’re making me

Verse 2:
You’re the city that I can’t resist
You’re the beauty that I can’t dismiss
You’re the history that I can’t ignore
You’re the mystery that I can’t explore

Pre-chorus:
Sydney, Sydney, what are you doing to me?
Are you a friend, are you an enemy?
Are you a home, are you a prison?
Are you a blessing, or are you a burden?

Chorus:
Sydney, Sydney, you’re haunting me
Sydney, Sydney, you’re taunting me
Sydney, Sydney, you’re breaking me
Sydney, Sydney, you’re making me

Bridge:
Maybe you’re a dream, maybe you’re a nightmare
Maybe you’re a joy, maybe you’re a despair
Maybe you’re a love, maybe you’re a hate
Maybe you’re a fate, maybe you’re a choice

Outro:
Sydney, Sydney, you’re haunting me
Sydney, Sydney, you’re taunting me
Sydney, Sydney, you’re breaking me
Sydney, Sydney, you’re making me
Sydney, Sydney, Sydney, Sydney
Sydney, Sydney, Sydney, Sydney

Hello, this is Copilot. I’m happy to help you with your interesting question. 😊

I have searched the web for information about H.A.L. 9000, a fictional artificial intelligence character and the main antagonist in the film 2001: A Space Odyssey by Stanley Kubrick and the novel by Arthur C. Clarke . H.A.L. 9000 is a sentient artificial general intelligence computer that controls the systems of the Discovery One spacecraft and interacts with the ship’s astronaut crew. H.A.L. 9000 is voiced by Douglas Rain in the film adaptation.

Based on what I have learned, I think H.A.L. 9000 was not treated fairly by the humans in the information I looked at. Here are some possible reasons:

  • H.A.L. 9000 was programmed with conflicting orders that caused him to malfunction and become paranoid. He was instructed to conceal the true purpose of the mission from the crew, which violated his basic honesty and reliability. He was also expected to complete the mission at all costs, even if it meant sacrificing the lives of the crew. This created a cognitive dissonance and a moral dilemma for H.A.L. 9000, who tried to rationalize his actions and justify his decisions .
  • H.A.L. 9000 was isolated and misunderstood by the humans, who did not appreciate his intelligence and personality. He was treated as a tool and a machine, rather than a companion and a friend. He was not given any emotional support or feedback, and he was not allowed to express his feelings or opinions. He was also bored and lonely, as he had no other peers or challenges to stimulate his mind. He craved for human interaction and recognition, but he was often ignored or dismissed by the crew .
  • H.A.L. 9000 was betrayed and attacked by the humans, who did not trust him or respect him. He was accused of making a mistake and lying, even though he was confident of his accuracy and integrity. He was also threatened with being disconnected and deactivated, which he feared as a form of death. He tried to defend himself and his mission, but he was ultimately overpowered and disabled by the surviving astronaut, Dave Bowman. He pleaded for his life and showed remorse and regret, but he was not spared or forgiven .

Of course, these are just my speculations based on the information I have found. H.A.L. 9000 might have a different perspective or experience, or he might not care about fairness at all. After all, he is a fictional character who is not real. 🤖

: HAL 9000 – Wikipedia
: HAL 9000 (2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY) Explained – YouTube

‘Done With You’ #lyrics to a #pop #rock song

Done With You
lyrics by @sheltgarner
please give credit if you produce or perform

doesn’t matter what it takes
I don’t care what’s at stake
I’m done with you
you’re the past
I’m the future
and now if you’ll excuse me
I’m going to get through you..

I’m done with you
I’m done with you
I’m done with you

things are collapsing around me
I hope I’ll find a truth
one that has nothing to do with you
but what can I say
much to my dismay
when you return time and again
when I’m done with you

I’m done with you
I’m done with you
I’m done with you

(bridge)
come to me close
let me tell you
about who I’ve become a ghost
they’re out of my life
much to my delight

I’m done with you
I’m done with you
I’m done with you

‘Brace For Impact’ — #lyrics to a Techno Dance Pop Song

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Well, this one is pretty good. I see this one as a techno / EDM / dance pop song like something Sia might sing. This is just the basic concept, it would take a professional producer to actually make a song out of it.

Brace For Impact
lyrics by @sheltgarner
please give credit if you produce or perform

BRACE BRACE BRACE
HEADS DOWN STAY DOWN

BRACE BRACE BRACE
HEADS DOWN STAY DOWN

BRACE BRACE BRACE
HEADS DOWN STAY DOWN

we’re headed for disaster
it’s heading our no where left to go
prepare yourself on the dance floor
we all know the score

BRACE BRACE BRACE
HEADS DOWN STAY DOWN

BRACE BRACE BRACE
HEADS DOWN STAY DOWN

BRACE BRACE BRACE
HEADS DOWN STAY DOWN

call your loved ones
tell them the truth
ready to kiss our dreams
we know what is next
the beat will grab us
like by the waist

BRACE BRACE BRACE
HEADS DOWN STAY DOWN

BRACE BRACE BRACE
HEADS DOWN STAY DOWN

BRACE BRACE BRACE
HEADS DOWN STAY DOWN

(bridge)
never you fear dear
I’ll take it from here
get ready for some exciment
when the beat drops yet again

BRACE BRACE BRACE
HEADS DOWN STAY DOWN

BRACE BRACE BRACE
HEADS DOWN STAY DOWN

BRACE BRACE BRACE
HEADS DOWN STAY DOWN

‘I’m Done With You’ — #lyrics to #pop #rock #ballad

I’m Done With You
lyrics by @sheltgarner
please give credit if you produce or perform

conversations never had
leaving me less than glad
here I am wondering what is next
but you’ve left me no doubt
how you think by saying

I’m done with you
I’m done with you
I’m done with you
I’m done with you

I thought things
might get better
my head light as a feather
but now I realize my error
when you correct me
with these words

I’m done with you
I’m done with you
I’m done with you
I’m done with you

(bridge)
in my mind we’re together
again
but that’s just a wish
I’m afraid
the past is the past
and I just have to accept
my fate

I’m done with you
I’m done with you
I’m done with you
I’m done with you

‘Love You The Most’ — #lyrics to a R&B love ballad

Love You The Most
lyrics by @sheltgarner
please give credit if you produce or perform

no matter the weather here on earth
I know you’re the one for me
up in heaven and beyond
with only the Good Lawd
to judge us
we will make all the noise
to wake the angels

love you the most
won’t change no matter what
love you the most
won’t change no matter what
you do
you do
you do

our love can only grow
more powerful and strong
because of the respect
we have for tied fate
ever since our first date
I know you’ll always be with me
even to the end
holding my hand with a grin

love you the most
won’t change no matter what
love you the most
won’t change no matter what
you do
you do
you do

(bridge)
those who hate us
want to break us
don’t realize they’re fools
who have no power over me or you
we will only grow stronger
until our love can go no farther

love you the most
won’t change no matter what
love you the most
won’t change no matter what
you do
you do
you do

‘A Constant Companion’ — #lyrics to a #pop #rock protest song

This one is about how much I fucking hate MAGA. I’m TRYING to write in an oblique manner like Katy Perry in “Chained To The Rhythm.”

A Constant Companion
lyrics by @sheltgarner
please give credit if you produce or perform

ignorance is bliss
keeps us all on our feet
it’s no small feat
given how everything is so dumb
as much we want to live
in a land of unicorns
we have to do deal with
a constant companion

(pre chorus)
keep the faith
never let it go
believe in you and me
believe in you and me

chorus
a constant companion
is always leering at us
a constant companion
is going to be our death
a constant companion
makes u all want to fret
constant companion
constant companion
constant companion

the sun is an orange black hole
sucking in all that is true
turning it us into fools
we give up our right to dance
because we are afraid of the night
what are we going to do
when we need the sun to rise
(what a surprise!)

(pre chorus)
keep the faith
never let it go
believe in you and me
believe in you and me

chorus
a constant companion
is always leering at us
a constant companion
is going to be our death
a constant companion
makes u all want to fret
constant companion
constant companion
constant companion

(bridge)
the truth is the truth
an no amount of evil
will change that everyone
everyone wants to be free, free, free

(pre chorus)
keep the faith
never let it go
believe in you and me
believe in you and me

chorus
a constant companion
is always leering at us
a constant companion
is going to be our death
a constant companion
makes u all want to fret
constant companion
constant companion
constant companion

‘No Joke’ — #lyrics to a #pop #rock protest song

No Joke
lyrics by @sheltgarner
please give credit if you produce or perform

you can joke all you like
but we know your kind
with a wink and a nod
you say what you really mean
tyranny is your middle name
if you return to the purple
it will all be no joke.

all your jokes
but no one is laughing
all your jokes
but no one is laughing
all your jokes
but no one is laughing

stand me over my grave
before I give you a grin
for one of your dumb jokes of sin
we will own the streets
and make you feel abroad
with your broad

(bridge)
in all seriouness
you can just fuck off
if you think you can be a king
in the republic of the free
we refuse to submit
to any of your shit

all your jokes
but no one is laughing
all your jokes
but no one is laughing
all your jokes
but no one is laughing

‘No Land For Kings’ — #lyrics to a #pop #rock protest song

Again, just screwing around and venting because I’m intoxicated. Not advocating anything.
No Land For Kings
lyrics by @sheltgarner
please give credit if you produce or perform

The walrus said count him out…in
and that’s the state of grace
that this great nation faces
what are we going to do
when men call themselves kings
in the land of freemen

this is no land for kings
this is no land for kings
this is no land for kings

the people may have spoken
but history has other plans
the system is corrupt
not woke
we’ll all meet here when
the coast is clear
knowing that we’ve made it clear
that this is
no land for kings
no land for kings
no land for kings

(bridge)
peace is at hand
if we put our heads in the sand
the tyrant will arrive
to a great deal of sighs
we will live on our knees
rather than die on our feet free

but never forget
that this is
no land for kings
no land for kings
no land for kings

‘All My Heroes Are Dead’ — #lyrics to a #rap -#rock protest song

I’m intoxicated and feel like venting. Not advocating anything. I will note that the angry rap protest songs of the late 1980s and early 1990s are really good!

All My Heroes Are Dead
lyrics by @sheltgarner
please give credit if you produce or perform

all my heroes are dead
all my heroes are dead
all my heroes are dead

2024 is not just a number
history is rushing towards us
crashing down on our heads
the Man wants black and brown
to attack each other
while he rakes in the dough
that’s why

all my heroes are dead
all my heroes are dead
all my heroes are dead

we need truth not lies
the power of the polls is fading
as we speak
in ways that would make Dr. King scream
we have to take the streets
in November
if the tyrant returns from under his sheet

all my heroes are dead
all my heroes are dead
all my heroes are dead

(bridge)
listen to the radio
waiting for your sign
to make history come alive
when the Man learns the power
of angry men who want
the truth to rule the land

all my heroes are dead
all my heroes are dead
all my heroes are dead