Tag: pop

‘Putting On The Rizz’ — #Lyrics to a #pop #rock song

Putting On The Rizz
lyrics by @sheltgarner
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when you get a little drunk
or maybe drunk as a skunk
there’s no stopping your spunk
you’re ready to roll
be a high roller it’s true
’cause you’re putting on the rizz

putting on the rizz
what else are you going to do
putting on the rizz
what else are you going to do
putting on the rizz

girls and boys may enter your life
(at least for a night)
but we all know it’s yourself you love
with that glint in your eye
that tells us your a mile high
’cause in the end you’re
putting on the rizz

putting on the rizz
what else are you going to do
putting on the rizz
what else are you going to do
putting on the rizz

(bridge)
when you sober up
you’re not longer yourself
just another hungover loser
who gets hung up on
no love to keep
your date just wants to flee

putting on the rizz
what else are you going to do
putting on the rizz
what else are you going to do
putting on the rizz

‘The Day America Stood Still’ — #lyrics to a #pop #rock song

The Day America Stood Still
lyrics by @sheltgarner & @fatbellybella
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it was a nice spring day
much to everyone’s dismay
we all find ourselves wondering
what will happen next
is January 6th on the list
the day

America stood still
America stood still
America stood still

people talk and talk
waiting for the perp walk
the long awaited day is here
accountability is near
on the day

America stood still
America stood still
America stood still

(bridge)
activity on the street
with strangers gathered to meet
everyone is waiting for the time
when we can all grin and shine
stepping to the beat of the sound of
the day

America stood still
America stood still
America stood still

‘You Don’t Have To Leave’ — #lyrics to a #Pop #rock #ballad

‘you don’t have to leave’
written by @sheltgarner
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I want to believe
that you don’t have to leave
here we are face to face
fighting through this disgrace
in the end no matter what
you don’t have to flee
you don’t have to leave
you don’t have to leave
you don’t have to leave

I want you in my face
a kiss would be great
but just a sneer would suffice
if that’s in the dice
you’re all I hope
and can expect
just in the end
don’t grin on your way out the door

you don’t have to leave
you don’t have to leave
you don’t have to leave

(bridge)
the booze is too much
stay another night
’cause no matter what
we’re in it to win it
that I believe
no matter what
the outside may believe

you don’t have to leave
you don’t have to leave
you don’t have to leave
you don’t have to leave
you don’t have to leave
you don’t have to leave

‘I Don’t Read’ – #lyrics to a #pop #rock song

I Don’t Read
please credit @sheltgarner

I don’t read
but I can read your legs
the ones a mile high
that make me bite my knuckle
not knowing where they end

I don’t read
but I know what matters most
I don’t read
but quench my thirst
I don’t read
but so what you’re the best
for this man whose the worst

your inner though
is divine
there’s no excuse
for me not to stare
when you walk into a room
your little black dress
makes me want
to carress your ass
with a bit of sass

I don’t read
but I know what matters most
I don’t read
but quench my thirst
I don’t read
but so what you’re the best
for this man whose the worst

(bridge)
the snow is pure
when you’re ready lure
people to their doom
don’t you worry one bit
I won’t let you fret

I don’t read
but I know what matters most
I don’t read
but quench my thirst
I don’t read
but so what you’re the best
for this man whose the worst

‘Every Lie Is True’ — #Lyrics To A #Pop #Rock #Ballad

“Every Lie Is True”
Please credit @sheltgarner

every lie is true
when you’re in love

there’s nothing you can do
to change the course of fate
when I’m in love with you

every lie is true
every lie is true
every lie is true
when I’m in love with you
when I’m in love with you
when I’m in love with you

can’t say it enough
I know you like it rough
but loving you ain’t easy
when every lie is the truth

every lie is true
every lie is true
every lie is true
when I’m in love with you
when I’m in love with you
when I’m in love with you

let’s skip to the part
where we make love in the dark
having you by my side
just makes me sigh
and remember that

(bridge)
the facts are the facts
and that’s no sass
I look you in the eye
knowing it’s all a lie
it’ll all come to an end
but I’m willing to sin
when every lie is true
when I’m in love with you

every lie is true
every lie is true
every lie is true
when I’m in love with you
when I’m in love with you
when I’m in love with you

The Rise Of The ‘Hot Lesbian’

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

While I generally have a very blase view on most things sexual, on a macro societal basis, I find myself growing just a bit alarmed at the rise of hot lesbians. These are women who are traditionally attractive but have decided to play for the other team, as it were.

Fletcher

Now, I validate their right to be lesbians and the whole “hot” part is equally a lulz, but…what is going on? Why would growing numbers of traditionally attractive women decide that they would rather date women? Or, I suppose a better question would be — why are lesbians deciding to dress in a way that makes them hot to men? Or is that just a side-effect of something I don’t understand.

Given that I don’t anything about anything, I suppose the last possibility is the most likely. I suspect I’m overthinking things. Lesbians want to be hot, too, and maybe even though they’re thinking of the female gaze, the way they’re doing it is mistaken by idiots like me as being “hot” in a heteronormative manner.

As an aside, I have to say that that very hot lesbian Fletcher leaves me at a loss. While I like her persona and her music, the more I listen to her stuff the more of an Old I feel. It seems very “of the moment” in a way that makes it very specific and niche.

Or, it could be, I’m just old and out of touch.

I hate being old. Anyway, there’s a good 10,000 word New Yorker piece to be written about the rise of “hot lesbians” and What It All Means especially in the context of the “woke cancel culture mob.” Scott Galloway seems like the type of person who would write it, too.

‘Wrong Tree’ — #lyrics to a #pop #rock Novelty Song

Wrong Tree
lyrics by @sheltgarner
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walking down the street
see a lovely lady
next thing I know
she’s holding hands
with a gal
it was then I realized
that I was
barking up the
barking up the
barking up the wrong tree

what you do with your body
is cool with me
but what’s a boy to do
when he leers as a chyck
only to find out she’s
wading in the lady pond
the world these days
is so confusing
when you’re
barking up the
barking up the
barking up the
barking up the wrong tree

(bridge)
things once were simple
boys were boys
and girls were girls
now we fend for ourselves
not knowing west from west
the twain no longer meet
so you’re left to beat your meat

the world these days
is so confusing
when you’re
barking up the
barking up the
barking up the
barking up the wrong tree

‘What Is A Woman’ #Lyrics To An R&B Song

What Is A Woman
lyrics by @sheltgarner
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when push comes to shove
we all have a woman we love
who protects us from our fate
of wondering when to end the debate
she is there for us with care
when we scream too loud on a dare

what is a woman
you may ask
what is a woman
what is a woman
what is a woman
you may ask

she’s love personified
no matter what might occur
we have to believe she will
always be there for in thick and thin
ever when we wander into a life of sin
but for a woman in our life
would there be any delight

what is a woman
you may ask
what is a woman
what is a woman
what is a woman
you may ask

(bridge)
men come and go
wanting us to believe
they have it all together
but if they don’t have a woman
in their life
they’re all alone without delight

what is a woman
you may ask
what is a woman
what is a woman
what is a woman
you may ask

‘She’s Feeling Saucy’ — #lyrics to a #pop #rock song

She’s Feeling Saucy
Lyrics by @sheltgarner
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she looks at you with thighs wide open
licking her lips
looking like she wants to take a dip
she’s undoing her bra
get ready to rumble ’cause

she’s feeling
saucy
she’s feeling
saucy
she’s feeling
saucy

time to decide
if your a boy or a guy
are you ready to reach over
give her what she wants
she’s shooting you that glance
it’s not asksance

she’s feeling
saucy
she’s feeling
saucy
she’s feeling
saucy

(bridge)
she’s no lady
got one thing on her mind
she wants to know if you measure up
to the yardstick she expects
from any man worth it’s dick

she’s feeling
saucy
she’s feeling
saucy
she’s feeling
saucy

‘A Constant Companion’ — #lyrics to a #pop #ballad

A Constant Companion
lyrics by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
please give credit if you produce or perform

never can forget you
even if I wanted to
you are always by my side
and within me
people may come and go
but you’re my
constant companion
constant companion
constant companion

you fade but never leave
make me think I can do as I please
but you come roaring back
leave me flat on my back
from the pain left by desire
but you’re my
constant companion
constant companion
constant companion

(bridge)
all alone I moan
you’re gone I’m sure
leaving me when my heartache
then you return telling me
it was all a fake

the doctors just say its in my head
something to live with
to experience in the end
no matter how much chagrin
but you’re my
constant companion
constant companion
constant companion

a constant companion
a constant companion
a constant companion
a constant companion