So Far, The Point Of ‘Subservience’ Is To See Hot People Do Hot Shit

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I’m slowly, in dribs and drabs, making my way through the Megan Fox techno vehicle “Subservience.” It is clear that Fox wanted a hot co-star because the guy in this movie is like every middle-aged house wife’s dream — he looks like Fabio from the romance novel covers.

Anyway, it’s interesting how much my original idea for my novel is similar to what little of Subservience I’ve seen. But the more I watch the movie, the more ideas I get for my novel to be different.

I don’t know what to tell you. This movie, relative to my tastes, is very, very bad. But it is “inspiring” in the sense that it helps me understand what I *don’t* want to do.

The difficult part is I have to actually make my way through the fucking movie and I really don’t want to. What I want to do is just read the Wikipedia entry instead. But I’m a big boy, I can handle it.