Tag: Megan Fox Sleeve Tattoo

Should I Be Worried?

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Someone from Sweden is interested in my novel — I see them in my Webstats. Now, only because I’m delusional, I automatically fear it’s someone from the estate of Stieg Larsson checking up on me. As far as I know, even though my novel is definitely an obvious homage to Larsson’s work there’s no reason for either one of us to be worried about it.

The heroine of my novel looks like Morena Baccarin.

There are some obvious, clear cut influences between my novel and The Girl Who Played With Fire, but most, if not all, of it is an issue of Form Follows Function and the fact that I used TGWPWF as my “textbook.”

I just am worried that people connected to the late Larsson see me as some sort of threat — but why? — and they’re keeping an eye on me.

My heroine sports a sleeve tattoo similar to that now worn by Megan Fox — even though I thought of the idea first!

Anyway, my novel is on a micro basis is very, very, very different than anything Larsson wrote. And the first novel isn’t even a mystery thriller, but rather about a power struggle over a community newspaper. So, lulz?

But I am VERY PLEASED with what I’ve managed to come up with for my first novel. Things are flowing really well now that I understand what the novel is about. It’s not a traditional murder-mystery, but, rather a character-driven novel that sets up a universe that I hope readers will want to hang out in for a number of novels — as many as seven.

The Point Is To Tell A Good Story

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

So, my first novel isn’t going to be a murder mystery thriller. It’s a novel essentially about a power struggle over a community newspaper that will serve as the cornerstone of what could be a open-ended seven novel project. But, given how fucking old I am and how even if I stick the landing I could be in querying hell for years — I’ll just be glad to finish A Novel.

The heroine of my novel looks like Morena Baccarin.

As such, I’m zooming through the third draft of my first novel.

Though, I will note one annoying thing about all of this — way too many people get all excited and promise to read a chapter here or there only to ghost me. I can never figure out if this means they hate what I gave them and don’t want to give me ANY opinion, they realized they just didn’t want to anything and ghosted me or there’s some third thing going on that I don’t know about.

Anyway, I’m very pleased with the state of this first novel and I’m really beginning to think about the second novel in the seven-novel project as well as a few scifi novels that will serve as a “back up” option in case something happens with the main creative track.

My heroine sports a sleeve tattoo similar to this one that Megan Fox has now. Even though I thought of the idea first!

I still refuse to even think about self-publishing. While I play pretend and give myself five years from the point when I start to query to get traditionally published before I self-publish….I know that’s just a dumb thing I tell myself instead of the truth: I’m never fucking self-publishing.

I Don’t Know What To Tell You About This Megan Fox Sleeve Tattoo Thing & My Novel

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

So. Sex bomb Megan Fox…apparently has a sleeve tattoo now? Maybe? Is it a fake one just for a part? I dunno.

Megan Fox….with a sleeve tattoo?

This is only important to me because my heroine…has a sleeve tattoo. It’s colorful and elaborate like Fox’s too. But there is one specific difference between the tattoos that makes any direct comparison between the two different pieces of ink difficult to do — my heroine has the name of a newspaper on her arm in big black letters.

So. I dunno. If Fox’s tattoo is fake and is for a part, then that obviously makes things more complex. But if she just got a tattoo because of her relationship with Machine Gun Kelly then…lulz? I don’t see there being any creative issue with the real tattoo and my imaginary tattoo.

I don’t think so. But it is surreal and…eerie…that something that is so important to the plot of my novel would come so close to being….real in such a conspicuous manner. Of course, people might say, “Oh, so just like Megan Fox?” which will make me angry because I came up with the idea first!

But you just can’t put the world on hold. Things keep moving forward and its inevitable that, given how long it’s taken me to write this novel, that some Real World event would put a different spin on things.

UGH.